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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009

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That's right bitch, his name is Sir Nils Olav and he can kick your ass. Not only does he bravely command 130 guardsmen, but he's also a fucking knight and a colonel-in-chief of Norwegian descent. Whatever you say is made useless by the the mere mention of his name.

He once broke Chuck Norris' nose in a fist fight! Even Francis is afraid of Sir Nils Olav!
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:55.
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RaiDK's Photo RaiDK 03 Jun 2009

In before "WE HAS A FUNNY IMAGE DUMP SO YOU SHOULD USE IT"
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Alias's Photo Alias 03 Jun 2009

The thing is, this penguin is real.

Read it in the news a while ago.
Edited by Alias, 03 June 2009 - 08:50.
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009

One time RaiDK insulted Sir Nils Olav, so Sir Nils Olav bitch slapped RaiDK and held a sweet rave party at his house.

That's why everyone calls him Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:53.
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RaiDK's Photo RaiDK 03 Jun 2009

I counter by buying Valve.

And selling it to EA.

Now every patch has a subscription fee.
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Waris's Photo Waris 03 Jun 2009

Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009

Sir Nils Olav got pissed and started his own game company. Then he got bored and built a real ICBM out of a ball of twine, some chapstick, and 47 metric tons of refined uranium ore.

View PostWaris, on 3 Jun 2009, 3:55, said:

Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.

William Windsor has nothing on Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:57.
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☆FreedoM_FighteR☆'s Photo ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆ 03 Jun 2009

Puts the DAM Penguin on fire =]
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Edited by ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆, 03 June 2009 - 09:00.
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Hobbesy's Photo Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009

You fool, Sir Nils Olav IS fire!
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Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 09:08.
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RaiDK's Photo RaiDK 03 Jun 2009

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.
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NergiZed's Photo NergiZed 03 Jun 2009

View PostRaiDK, on 3 Jun 2009, 5:09, said:

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

Quoted For Win.
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BeefJeRKy's Photo BeefJeRKy 03 Jun 2009

But penguins are from the south pole? How did it get to Norway?
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TheDR's Photo TheDR 03 Jun 2009

View PostScope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about? 8|
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BeefJeRKy's Photo BeefJeRKy 03 Jun 2009

View PostThe Dr, on 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, said:

View PostScope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about? 8|

When you quoted that I was afraid that was what I really wrote :sly:
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Ghostrider's Photo Ghostrider 03 Jun 2009

Why doesn't he just fly gracefully overhead like the other bir-OH WAIT...
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Edited by Ghostrider, 04 June 2009 - 15:35.
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Star Dragon's Photo Star Dragon 04 Jun 2009

Interesting, I will say this once.

There is only one God-Emperor of Penguins, and his name is PEN PEN!
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CommanderJB's Photo CommanderJB 04 Jun 2009

Well, though Nils Olav might be badass, sadly he's also dead.

Fortunately, penguins are replaceable, so one can only hope Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's astonishing sheer talent for command, chivalry, and tactical brilliance.
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BeefJeRKy's Photo BeefJeRKy 04 Jun 2009

Tux is all I need :pnd:
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General's Photo General 05 Jun 2009

I always knew there was something diffrent about these animals, hell I saw an article about ghey penguins on bbc news a day before, surely those heretics will be burnt by Sir Nils Olav :pnd:
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CodeCat's Photo CodeCat 06 Jun 2009

Badass penguin, meet badasser penguin.

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CJ's Photo CJ 06 Jun 2009

Damn, CommanderJB was right : Sir Nils Olav is dead

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Edited by Carl, 06 June 2009 - 12:48.
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Admiral Wesley's Photo Admiral Wesley 07 Jun 2009

Now he lives in the town of Club Penguin.
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Major Fuckup's Photo Major Fuckup 07 Jun 2009

this is a badass penguin
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