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[Jerinx]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."


Holy craaaaaaap! :wahhhhhaa:

[G-sus]

OOOOUUUUCHH!!!!
THAT must have hurt!
and anyway: WTF?

[Sgt. Rho]

That must hurt....

[Jazzie Spurs]

poor boy :(

[Overdose]

YEOWCH! That woman deserves a sentence WAYYY longer than 2 years the law tends to be too nice to women who do that kind of crazy shit.

[Areze]

Just reading that made me cross my legs and grimace. >.<

[Zeke]

[Strategia]

O_o WTF? Talk about your girlfriend from hell.....

[MR.Kim]

Ouch....

[Whitey]

Life's a bitch, so's your ex.

[DreadNot]

Reading the first sentence almost hurt. I have to ask, why the hell was she trying to swallow it? I understand she was angry, but damn!

[E.V.E.]

:rotfll:

Bwahahahaha!

- E.V.E.

[Prophet of the Pimps]

so your last girlfriend. did she spit or swallow.

[retry_1]

poor lefty

[Whitey]

You know, I have issues believing this story to be true...

[Areze]

Prophet of the Pimps, on 15 Jun 2007, 12:13, said:

so your last girlfriend. did she spit or swallow.

I shouldn't laugh, but that was awesome. :stickattack2:

[Prophet of the Pimps]

it was big news last year. it was a week in which a lot of british dude lost their ballz. it was the same week in which the another drunk british blok cut of his own ballz because he said he would if some football team won the match.

[Areze]

Are the British trying to stop the reproduction cycle in their country or what?

[Prophet of the Pimps]

Nightshadow, on 15 Jun 2007, 22:25, said:

Are the British trying to stop the reproduction cycle in their country or what?

In that week it was more the plausible to think that

The guy who cut off his own ballz was a nominee for the Darwin awards.

[Whitey]

It's more this: "A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."" than anything though. I can't imagine the girl trying to swallow the thing, but then having it picked up and handed to the guy? It just seems... awkward and unrealistic.

[Stinger]

I shouldn't giggle, but Pimp, that remark was hilarious.

http://www.crimelibr...ed_penis/5.html

Looks like this happened a few years ago.

I dare say no man in his right mind will go near that woman... :crosseye:

[Dauth]

Solo its real, i read it on Reuters. and its a v painful thought. @Potp lol

[Whitey]

That is really, really very wrong in entirety.

[Stinger]

To your first comment, Solo Wing: The original article is from The Sun, a scummy red top paper - it's written in sensationalist info-tainment style.

Edited by Stinger, 15 June 2007 - 18:45.

[Sgt. Nuker]

I don't care if this is true or not, but every time I hear that a guy got kicked, or had something hit the groin area, I feel a little bit of pain there.