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#51 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 22:38

and very stupidly random
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#52 Whitey

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 22:43

Hell the entire convo was quite random ;)

#53 ultra1437

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:05

from The Person Above Me topic

Switchblade, on 29 Apr 2006, 22:45, said:

TPAM is not a knife

then my response

ultra1437, on 29 Apr 2006, 22:59, said:

TPAM is a knife.
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#54 BillyChaka

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 05:23

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BillyChaka says:
i'm lost
BillyChaka says:
doesn't matter
cryptkeeper says:
i talked spanish and one and moved to mexico becuase my dad worked at lemonade stand O.O
BillyChaka says:
Cowboy Bebop is almost on
BillyChaka says:
wha-?
cryptkeeper says:
one of my dreams
BillyChaka says:
oh, i see...



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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#55 Cattman2236

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 14:12

Cattman2236, on 30 Apr 2006, 14:11, said:

She looks insane. With that said I'd probably still hit it.
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Cattman2236, on 30 Apr 2006, 14:11, said:

Now I don't care how strong a person is, or what kind of low carb diet they are on, a single bullet to your head, no matter if it's a 9mm or 50 cal round, is gonna make it a bit difficult to drive a stick shift to say the least.
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In regards to the AR's in BF2

Edited by Cattman2236, 30 April 2006 - 16:34.

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#56 Foxhound

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 23:52

from a friend of mine
i have like 8 stalkers
they wanna feel my ass

...and about 20 seconds later...
i have no ass

and a few other people in the same chat
friend 1
ok screw a sleepover

friend 2
lol u mean screw on a sleepover

friend 3
i wanna screw on a sleepover

friend 1
no im good

...and theres more were that came from, but I dont feel like posting it.
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#57 The_Hunter

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 09:57

this is what pimp said after showing him a new model of mine

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Legend in my own mind zegt:
holi shitz thats nice
Legend in my own mind zegt:
better then the war EA made


apperently i make better war than EA does :/
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#58 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 10:00

i have no freaking clue how i made a typo like that
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#59 Waris

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 10:10

:/

What did you intended to say? :/

#60 Alias

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 10:58

XD
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Thats some funny sh!t

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#61 Athena

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 16:44

:loel: lol

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 17:25

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[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
bleh that impact fx looks like shit
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
what
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
?
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
bit of dust here and there and that was it
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
so I think I'll just start over with that thing
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
from scratch
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
hint
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
use t3h battelship
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
hmmm
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
good hint 
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
master hunter always good hint has
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
lol
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) says:
use the battleship deathstrike!
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
ROFL
[CNCRE Studios] Deathstrike... says:
use the force to good fx make!


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#63 Waris

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 17:27

WTF :loel:

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 18:30

Waris, on 3 May 2006, 22:10, said:

:lol:

What did you intended to say? :loel:
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I think he meant 'better than the one EA made'

but yeah, that's funnie sh!tz! :rotfll:
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#65 Foxhound

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 01:51

lol, I think we're catching AYB disease. Aka we've had the ayb language on too long.
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#66 Rayburn

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 18:57

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Edited by Rayburn, 31 March 2010 - 10:58.


#67 Alias

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Posted 05 May 2006 - 22:27

Some funny shiz there.... :/

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#68 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 05:52

lol, I'm in the 'high', hell extremely geek class in my school. We're doing GCSE lol.
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#69 Prophet of the Pimps

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 12:08

i am the head of the pimp class and for the record no mutinity-vote has ever taken place against me. :P

Edit: i would tell you what my typo meant but i would have to kill you after that. Stadard KGB protocol.

Edited by prophet of the pimps, 06 May 2006 - 12:11.

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#70 Baal-Zebub

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 00:23

Touche....
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#71 Foxhound

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 20:06

MDW, on 5 May 2006, 13:57, said:

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CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
school should be like a forum
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
where you can ban and close things
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
lol
MDW sagt:
A good idea.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
this lesson socks locky come save the day!
MDW sagt:
But some BF-elements would be nice too: If you suck in Maths, just pick the l33t-geek-class and get better...Or start a mutinity-vote agaisnt the teacher.
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
XD
MDW sagt:
Or if you are to shy to talk to the girls during the break, pick the pimp-class!
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
omg lol

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rofl I wish some of my friends were this imaginative
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Posted 09 May 2006 - 21:33

Cattman2236 said:

Who needs a family, When there`s on-line gaming?
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Edited by Cattman2236, 09 May 2006 - 21:34.

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#73 CodeCat

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 23:04

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[00:45] AMR RustyDroid: ok, fixed it
[00:45] CodeCat: You didn't use my resized one?
[00:46] CodeCat: I'm insulted! Prepare for my vengeance!!!
[00:46] CodeCat: Oh wait
[00:46] CodeCat: You did
[00:46] CodeCat: Never mind
[00:46] AMR RustyDroid: I was about to get to that
[00:46] CodeCat: lol
[00:46] CodeCat: Nobody beats me at being stupid!!!
[00:46] CodeCat: NOBODY!!!


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[00:48] AMR RustyDroid: yeah that must've been confusing
[00:49] CodeCat: Meh, I'm used to worse
[00:49] CodeCat: Besides, confusion is fun
[00:49] CodeCat: If I'm causing it
[00:49] AMR RustyDroid: I know
[00:49] AMR RustyDroid: the 3 C's: Confusion, Chaos, and...and...um...
[00:50] CodeCat: CodeCat!
[00:50] CodeCat: Duh!
[00:50] AMR RustyDroid: yeah!


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[00:51] AMR RustyDroid: you just hijacked my sig I presume?
[00:51] CodeCat: No...
[00:52] AMR RustyDroid: although you're perfectly capable
[00:52] CodeCat: Some people just have no trust... tsssk

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#74 Foxhound

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 23:08

you forgot the PSP part:

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AMR RustyDroid (6:46:51 PM): I think I did when I mistook PrintShop Pro for Playstation Portable
AMR RustyDroid (6:46:56 PM): PSP


and the after the sig hijacking part

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AMR RustyDroid (6:52:32 PM): well after you going round the forums adding 1337 hax all over the place...lets just say it can be expected


MORE!

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AMR RustyDroid (7:37:01 PM): they still got owned
codecat42 (7:37:13 PM): Not always
codecat42 (7:37:18 PM): They just swarmed us a few times
AMR RustyDroid (7:37:20 PM): I mean in that pic
codecat42 (7:37:39 PM): You have to keep your wits about you cause they come at you from all sides
codecat42 (7:37:47 PM): And you don't notice them until it's too late
AMR RustyDroid (7:37:50 PM): like zombies!
codecat42 (7:37:54 PM): Exactly!
codecat42 (7:37:58 PM): Aliens vs Predator style

Edited by RustyDroid, 09 May 2006 - 23:38.

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#75 The_Hunter

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 17:32

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No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Ah, gutentag Hunter
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
guten tag her ash
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
wie gets ?
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Lol, damn my crappy knowledge on German... 
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
owned

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