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#1 RaiDK

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 02:32

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...ood-on-the-Sand

Slight warning on this one, if you're a conservative you may be offended. Moreso than usual.

Edited by RaiDK, 19 March 2009 - 09:08.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 02:42

I think the last line made me lul the hardest. No offense or anything, but it's just sorta unexpected.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 02:57

Wow that was unexpected! Definitely raises a few social comments but i sure as hell didn't expect that last cutoff word (I can tell the sarcasm btw). I also wholly agree that a society where you are free to mock others is certainly better than political correctness.

Also moving this to the video room. You did request that forum I believe RaiDK?
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#4 RaiDK

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:17

Oh wow, I hadn't noticed it was there now :dope: Nice one.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 04:22

lol i am a very strong conservative, and i was not offended at all (BTW i notice liberals push a lot harder for political correctness, just take a look at the school system in the U.S.)

back on topic, that was one of the funnier reviews of his, the last comment made me laugh

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 07:02

Definitely one of the best ones. I also love the theory about BotS being a prequel to CoD4. It makes perfect sense now!

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 08:04

Gah, couldnt he have reviewed anything else? That game is a joke

But yeah the last comment was hilarious

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#8 RaiDK

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:11

Edited the title, may as well post all the new ZP videos here.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 13:56

Since its the ZP thread, here is a q, fave one?

Mine has to be the one where he respondes to the hatemail, that was just epic, he needs to do another one of those

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 14:12

The hate mail showdown was great but I can't really tell which one's my favourite.
I do remember the Bioshock episode in particular, probably because it's the first one I ever saw.

Just wondering: Is there anybody here who stumbled across ZP when it first appeared, i.e. the The Darkness episode?

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 14:18

You should've seen the Crysis one :dope:
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 21:15

I did see the original just search Youtube for Yahtzee The Darkness and Fable. Both quite good.
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 21:18

I personally think the Painkiller review was one of the best, though yes, the mailbag showdown was excellent as well.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:01

My favourite one is his Orange Box review.

It's the one that's stuck on me the most.

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#15 RaiDK

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:12

Watching an old video, you know what?

I miss the days of 'random slightly related song before and after the review'.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:33

So do I. I actually got some of these songs because I really liked them. But yes, having your own theme song makes the whole thing a little more professional and I can fully understand that Yahtzee might be worried about those damn copyright nazis who roam the internet in search for innocent people who unlawfully use a certain song because some bloated corporate tosser is under the illusion that he loses profit when they do.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 20:44

View PostRaiDK, on 19 Mar 2009, 3:32, said:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...ood-on-the-Sand

Slight warning on this one, if you're a loser who is offended easily by people skewering sacred cows you may be offended. Moreso than usual.


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#18 RaiDK

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:27

View PostRayburn, on 20 Mar 2009, 17:33, said:

So do I. I actually got some of these songs because I really liked them. But yes, having your own theme song makes the whole thing a little more professional and I can fully understand that Yahtzee might be worried about those damn copyright nazis who roam the internet in search for innocent people who unlawfully use a certain song because some bloated corporate tosser is under the illusion that he loses profit when they do.

I've become a Kinks fan since that ZP where he said he "Really really likes the Kinks". If anything they've gained money, I've bought 6 Kinks CDs since.

Any guesses to this week's video? I'll guess Resident Evil 5 or MadWorld.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:36

I'd expect RE5 to get the public flaying this week. *crosses fingers*

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 07:17

And now for a much improved Bioshock opening.

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 18:11

Resi 5 review
Its so true about the muscles (<-Holy-> <-Shit->) much luls

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 02:43

Wow, this one was a step above the rest. One of my favs for sure.

Can't wait for next weeks.

#23 RaiDK

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 03:04

Definately. This is one of his better ones: He gets something he hates about the game, and absolutely GRINDS them for it.

That being said, I've heard the co-op AI is pretty bad all round and prone to shooting you in the back to hit something in front of you.

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#24 RaiDK

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:30

Yahtzee makes an appearance in today's Unskippable

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:40

View PostRaiDK, on 30 Mar 2009, 23:30, said:

Yahtzee makes an appearance in today's Unskippable

Bwahaha I loved his last comment about that guy's mom. Also why do all of the unskippable episodes target JRPGs?
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