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#1 Hobbesy

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:43

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That's right bitch, his name is Sir Nils Olav and he can kick your ass. Not only does he bravely command 130 guardsmen, but he's also a fucking knight and a colonel-in-chief of Norwegian descent. Whatever you say is made useless by the the mere mention of his name.

He once broke Chuck Norris' nose in a fist fight! Even Francis is afraid of Sir Nils Olav!

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:55.


#2 RaiDK

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:49

In before "WE HAS A FUNNY IMAGE DUMP SO YOU SHOULD USE IT"

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According to Conspiracy theories in internet, sci-fi and fantasy are real!

#3 Alias

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:50

The thing is, this penguin is real.

Read it in the news a while ago.

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#4 Hobbesy

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:52

One time RaiDK insulted Sir Nils Olav, so Sir Nils Olav bitch slapped RaiDK and held a sweet rave party at his house.

That's why everyone calls him Sir Nils Olav.

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:53.


#5 RaiDK

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:54

I counter by buying Valve.

And selling it to EA.

Now every patch has a subscription fee.

View PostMasonicon, on 17 Oct 2009, 13:44, said:

According to Conspiracy theories in internet, sci-fi and fantasy are real!

#6 Waris

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:55

Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.

#7 Hobbesy

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:56

Sir Nils Olav got pissed and started his own game company. Then he got bored and built a real ICBM out of a ball of twine, some chapstick, and 47 metric tons of refined uranium ore.

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Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.

William Windsor has nothing on Sir Nils Olav.

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#8 ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:57

Puts the DAM Penguin on fire =]
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Edited by ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆, 03 June 2009 - 09:00.


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#9 Hobbesy

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:04

You fool, Sir Nils Olav IS fire!
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Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 09:08.


#10 RaiDK

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:09

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

View PostMasonicon, on 17 Oct 2009, 13:44, said:

According to Conspiracy theories in internet, sci-fi and fantasy are real!

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 13:02

View PostRaiDK, on 3 Jun 2009, 5:09, said:

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

Quoted For Win.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 16:25

But penguins are from the south pole? How did it get to Norway?
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#13 TheDR

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 16:40

View PostScope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about? 8|
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 17:10

View PostThe Dr, on 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, said:

View PostScope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about? 8|

When you quoted that I was afraid that was what I really wrote :sly:
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 17:11

Why doesn't he just fly gracefully overhead like the other bir-OH WAIT...
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 14:44

Interesting, I will say this once.

There is only one God-Emperor of Penguins, and his name is PEN PEN!
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 15:55

Well, though Nils Olav might be badass, sadly he's also dead.

Fortunately, penguins are replaceable, so one can only hope Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's astonishing sheer talent for command, chivalry, and tactical brilliance.

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#18 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 20:28

Tux is all I need :pnd:
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 12:30

I always knew there was something diffrent about these animals, hell I saw an article about ghey penguins on bbc news a day before, surely those heretics will be burnt by Sir Nils Olav :pnd:

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 09:10

Badass penguin, meet badasser penguin.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 12:47

Damn, CommanderJB was right : Sir Nils Olav is dead

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 03:06

Now he lives in the town of Club Penguin.
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#23 Major Fuckup

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 14:15

this is a badass penguin
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