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[Jok3r]

Wizard, on 19 Jan 2010, 5:01, said:

63. That Snipers never ever, ever need a spotter.

Counter: One Shot One Kill in CoD4. I went there.

78. After spending half an hour chasing an arms dealer through a Brazillian slum because you "want him alive", it's perfectly reasonable to tackle him off of a three story building into a car, because there's no such thing as fall damage.

[Shirou]

Major Fuckup, on 19 Jan 2010, 10:59, said:

62. Car will all ways explode seconds after they catch fire even in water

Cars will always explode.

[Liten]

79: When the commanding officer says "We only have limited forces" you always have unlimited units to deploy

[CJ]

80. Shooting a rocket at your feets won't kill you, instead it'll make you jump higher.

@Liten : you obviously haven't played Tom Cancy's End War

[BeefJeRKy]

81: You must construct additional pylons.

82: XBox live is inherently full of insecure babies.

[CJ]

83. You can never have enough Tib silos

[Chyros]

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

84: bullets left in magazines you discard magically polymorph into other magazines.

Edited by JRK, 19 January 2010 - 14:30.

[BeefJeRKy]

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:26, said:

84: bullets left in magazines you discard magically polymorph into other magazines.

Except in BF2

[CJ]

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

Edited by Argetlam, 19 January 2010 - 14:32.

[Liten]

85: Infantry can (With luck) run as fast as a tank

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:19, said:

@Liten : you obviously haven't played Tom Cancy's End War

That was from WiC

[Chyros]

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

No seriously, they do . Check the attachment.

And what's wrong with 84 coming after 83?

[Overdose]

Although this game we're all playing is extremely realistic, it seems they forgot to put in a save option.

It's amazing how many people blindly walk into a control point over and over again despite there's always my C4 there waiting for them. It seems there is a shortage of common sense at the stores.

Edited by Nemesis, 19 January 2010 - 14:54.

[BeefJeRKy]

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:44, said:

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

No seriously, they do . Check the attachment.

And what's wrong with 84 coming after 83?

3amb3abbi in very quick Iraqi arabic

[CJ]

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, said:

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

No seriously, they do . Check the attachment.

And what's wrong with 84 coming after 83?

He's shouting bâabi you fool, It looks like a silly oriental guy trying to say (literally) : I'm going to [re]fill
They really need better voice actors for CoD4 :o

[Pav:3d]

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 14:44, said:

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

No seriously, they do . Check the attachment.

And what's wrong with 84 coming after 83?

Oh thats awesome xD
You got anymore? I want to make the russian throwing stun grenade (somethingsomethingSTUNGRANATAAAAAA!!!!) as my txt tone

Edited by Pav3d, 19 January 2010 - 14:59.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

86. Everytime you reload you throw the mag away.

[BeefJeRKy]

87: Dwarves and elves ALWAYS hate each other.
88: Dwarves are master crafters but have no magical capability
89: Elves are in tune with nature but their race is dying out.
90: Humans are the dominant species but are always fighting each other.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

JRK, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:13, said:

87: Dwarves and elves ALWAYS hate each other.
88: Dwarves are master crafters but have no magical capability
89: Elves are in tune with nature but their race is dying out.
90: Humans are the dominant species but are always fighting each other.

Lord of the Rings is a game too (original)?

[BeefJeRKy]

ΓΛPΤΘΓ, on 19 Jan 2010, 17:16, said:

JRK, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:13, said:

87: Dwarves and elves ALWAYS hate each other.
88: Dwarves are master crafters but have no magical capability
89: Elves are in tune with nature but their race is dying out.
90: Humans are the dominant species but are always fighting each other.

Lord of the Rings is a game too (original)?

/every other fantasy RPG

[CJ]

91. Sitting on a bench between two other guys makes you invisible to city guards.

[Destiny]

92. There are soviet assault rifles and molotov cocktails in your average home.

[CJ]

93. You need to collect 30 flags in 2 minutes in order to get info about your next mission.

[BeefJeRKy]

94:Megaviruses will kill everybody except you who will mutate and be able to kill even more innocents.

[Chyros]

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:59, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:44, said:

Argetlam, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:31, said:

Chyros, on 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, said:

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:00, said:

77. When you finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"

Or "Recarregando!" when you're Brazilian or "BAMBI!" when you speak Arab .

Wait, what ? D:
Also lern2count

85. No matter how many bullets you take, you'll still be able to revive if you hide behind a non-concrete obstacle for 3 seconds

No seriously, they do . Check the attachment.

And what's wrong with 84 coming after 83?

He's shouting bâabi you fool, It looks like a silly oriental guy trying to say (literally) : I'm going to [re]fill
They really need better voice actors for CoD4 :o

Heh, I didn't know that, but Bambi is a lot more fun . Anyway, according to Overdose the Brazilian voice actors from MW2 are actually amazing .

@ Pav: sent you a PM .

95. you can always jump at least two meters into the air for no apparent reason.

Edited by Chyros, 19 January 2010 - 15:42.

[Wizard]

Can't believe I've never realised this before...

96. You never fall over for no reason