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[Foxhound]

when you try to use your laptop to disable cars

when you expect your internet cafe to bring in hackers who will get money for you

when you expect your internet cafe to sprout satellite dishes when you upgrade any part of it

when you expect to hit trees with your car and not do any damage

[Whitey]

when you start complaining about your local lake having unrealistic water

[CodeCat]

When...

...you try to capture your neighbour's house by raising a flag next to it
...you blow up someone's car and drive into the wreck to get a 'scrap upgrade'
...you wonder how China enforces its 'one child' law because everyone is born as a twin
...you declare a bombardment strategy at your workplace so that the office building will magically sprout a cannon and blast the competition's buildings
...you dismantle a DVD player for a makeshift anti-missile defence (for the laser)
...you insist on sitting in an overcrowded room at your work/school so you'll be able to work faster due to 'horde bonus'
...you cut your finger on a knife and try to cure it by listening to some propaganda for a few minutes

[Foxhound]

you build a gattling cannon replica in your house and expect it to auto target robbers

[CodeCat]

...your work group announces that it will be changing plans, and you suddenly find yourself unable to move until the plan takes effect
...you expect to instantly arrive at your holiday destination by just entering the nearest tunnel
...you wonder why hurricane victims don't just wait for the holes to rebuild their homes
...you manage to build your own house with nothing but a hammer
...you are baffled by the fact that people can still see you, even though you have a GPS jamming device in your pocket

[BillyChaka]

When you expect a red circle around your feet when you have 5 or more friends around you.

[Foxhound]

when you hear someone say "lets go for it" you look for a humvee

[AllStarZ]

when you find that Hummers can't actually run over a sedan.

[Whitey]

when you consider becoming a lone assassin and expecting to not be seen when sniping from the middle of the freeway, in a ghille suit, not moving

[CodeCat]

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...you think people nearby would work faster if you turned your car speakers on full blast
...a tractor scares you more than a missile launcher

[Foxhound]

you believe that your can turn your truck into a battleship
you think that cropdusters never have to land (USA ZH 1)
you try to jump your motorcycle off a cliff

[amazin]

~when you look for 3 buttons on your hummer that say: build battle, spy, or hellfire drones.

~when you join the army and decide not to use a rocket launcher against a crowd of infantry because you think it will take 15 shots to kill one.

~when you stand near a intercom system expecting to be healed.

[CodeCat]

...you consider an optical storage medium to be a weapon
...you try to use a microwave oven as crowd control
...you instinctively consider anyone wearing the same colour clothes as you to be your friend
...you can't cram 5 people into your pickup, and this confuses you to no end

[Foxhound]

when you try to use your microwave to knock out the power of a building
when you see a stealth fighter, you run out of the building you are in
you wonder why helicopters wont land for you
when you think no one can see you when you carry a GPS device
when you think oil derricks supply infinate money
when you think having an oil refinery lowers prices on all cars by 10%

[AllStarZ]

CodeCat, on 10 May 2006, 21:13, said:

...you can't cram 5 people into your pickup, and this confuses you to no end
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I beg to differ.

[Hobbesy]

--When you think an RPG takes 15 hits to kill you.

[amazin]

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--When you think an RPG takes 15 hits to kill you.

i already said that!

Edited by Dachamp, 11 May 2006 - 02:05.

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you guys suck

Edited by fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg, 01 July 2008 - 07:34.

[Sgt. Nuker]

You think it only takes one construction worker 30 seconds to build a Palace.

[Foxhound]

you think you can build an F-22 for vastly less than the real price
you keep e-mailing the Air Force asking about the Aurora
you think napalm will burn off chemicals
when you think you can drive straight through buildings

[The_Hunter]

you stick realy close to your team mates with a football game to make use of the hordebonus

[Athena]

Some funny ones in this thread.

[Waris]

When you are feeling weird seeing someone uses a laptop but no ammount of money in green comes out from his/her head.

[Cattman2236]

When you order some food at a Chinese restaurant, then when the food arrives, you say "China has been generous"

Whenever you're at lunch and get green jelly(or jello for americans), you hold it up to your friend's mouth and say "Would you like to try some?" whilst smiling and slowly twitching your eye.

When you`re at a lift, you always ask in a mysterious voice, "Shall I push the button?"

When you start throwing matches around the room while saying "Fire from sky"

When you go to a military base and try to order soldiers around using a mouse and a keyboard.

When you think flashbangs can really kill 20 people.

When you get into a fight, you have a friend point a laser pointer at your opponent so you can punch him faster.

Edited by Cattman2236, 11 May 2006 - 14:46.

[CodeCat]

Cattman2236, on 11 May 2006, 16:44, said:

When you get into a fight, you have a friend point a laser pointer at your opponent so you can punch him faster.
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ROFL!!!! That ones great! :rotfll: