A war refugee sought the Master. He said; “You are wise and serene. Teach me how to escape the horrors of this world.” And the Master blinded him with fire-irons.
—The Book of Cataclysm
I don't think the 8-bit one is part of an April's fool. I mean, it's been available for a few days now
By that I mean the actual feature, not the video ofc