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[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

This is just like the Wal Mart War topic. Just that there is a twist. No suddenly pulling out off Nuke, Weapons, Uzis or any Crap. No Magic, Time Warp, building of unbreakable bunker or stuff. No I OWNZORED you cus I am teh ROXORZED.No instant killing. You could just beat the bloody shit out of a guy. And you must get hurt.Just realistic fighting. Your only weapons are your fists, teeth and so on. And also the objects given in the room. But let there be Blood, Guts and Stuff.

Location: Locked Room.

Objects: Wooden Chair. Wooden Table. A first Aid Box (you must bloody fight for this). A deep but not so long or wide pool for aquatic members.
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''Anyone dares challange me, Netshark, the almighty Shockwave shark?''

Edited by Netshark the Shockwave Shark, 18 July 2006 - 19:15.

[Foxhound]

I do, and I will kick your ass with this chair!

[Jordan]

*Cracks Netshark over the head with the wooden chair, rendering him unconscious, then uses the broken leg to drive through his left eye, drenching the pool in blood, then runs to the safety of outside the pool, grabbing another leg off the destroyed chair to protect myself*

[Alie]

*throws a wooden chair at the auruatic animal known as net shark*
*from behind grabs netshark by the fins in which he can not feel*
*rips the fin off and jumps inside of him and starts kicking and clawing his way to his heart

[Jordan]

You posted too late.

*Pins Foxhound to the wall after whacking him over the head with the chair leg, grabs both his arms behind his back, and forces Foxhounds head into the water, for him to drown in*

Edited by Jordan, 18 July 2006 - 19:26.

[Alie]

no, if you had already killed him then i was simpily finishing him off

*reaches the heart and crushes it with his bare hands*
*claws his way out with one of netshark's ribs*
*jumps on jordan andstabs hi with the sharp end of the bone*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Hey I need those fins!''

Uses my special technique,which I called the ''Amazing Grace'', leaps out of the pool like a torpedo, opens jaws and bites ailestrikef36 ''Space between da legs''.

[Jordan]

Confusing.

*Finishes drowning Foxhound*
*Grabs ailestrikef36 by the head, and slams him into the wooden table*
*Uses thumb to gouge out ailestrikef36's eyes*

[Alie]

you grabed my ass since i was facing jordan

*a loud sream of pain within the bloody room could b heard*
*with no ass or eyes and a cracked head and the horible pain he loosened th grip on net shark's rib and falls onto the ground on his side*
*stops screamin and slides onto s back*
*reaches for sealing*

"so this is, it....huh god?"

Edited by ailestrikef36, 18 July 2006 - 19:35.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Good Night Buddy...''

Crawls in to finish ailestrikef36. But for some reason, my ribs impaled my own skin. In pain, I rolled back into the water, hoping it would help.

[Alie]

*dies*
*respawns with my back to the door, like how i entered*
*picks up the table and throws it a jordan*
*runs and grabs what he thought was a red baseball bat, which was realy netshark's bone and charges at jordan*

[Jordan]

*thinks to himself*
*jump-thrust-kicks ailestrikef36 in nuts*
*gouges out ailestrikef36 eyes again*
*finds first aid kit*
*finds paper clip holding instructions*
*goes to door*
*bends paper clip*
*picks lock*
*leaves*
*locks door after exiting*
*buys a lemonade at a nearby stand, and goes to a hospital to fix wounds in combat*

Edited by Jordan, 18 July 2006 - 19:49.

[AllStarZ]

*starts whipping people with the key lanyard that I keep around my neck each time I go out*

*breaks chair leg off, attaches lanyard to it*

Now I have a flail. All I need now are shark teeth. You have 2 options netshark, hand them over, or else.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''NEVAH''

Drowns himself in his own blood.

Respawns.

Ambushes Allstars. Gives him a very nastly leg bite. Leaving a few teeth stuck in his legs. Slips back into water. Waits for someone to finish him off.

[Jordan]

*stretches*
*gets bored*
*buys a microwave and a 100 pack of peeps*
*goes back to locked room*
*puts peeps in microwave, and sets it on high*
*hides behind upturned table*
*peeps explode covering the room in sticky pink goo*

[Alie]

*walks around with stakes he made a while ago*
"get your stakes, get your stakes get your sharp,pointy mother F***ing stakes, hey you want one kid?
*shoves one infront of a traumatized kid's face*

[Jordan]

*grabs one of ailestrikef36 stakes*
*drives it through ailestrikef36 heart*
*walks around in the sticky pink goo*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Hides in the water, which is too cominated with goo and blood.

''It is not wise to fight in such a deathmatch. Anyone who want to play unfair, can come to me and form an Alliance.''

[Jordan]

What do you mean by an alliance?

*inquires Netshark*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''We kill togther.''

Tries to resist a very nasty sharky grin.

[Alie]

*respawns at door again*
*throws a stake at jordan which flys realy fast*
*runs to another location quicly and throws another one at jordan*
*does the same thing 2 more tims before finaly jumping into the contaminated water*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Jordan drops into the water.

''Oh well. At least I tried to form an alliance.''

Leaps out of the water once again, and tackles ailestrikef36, who flies back and getting impaled by his own stakes. I too, get impaled by a few.

[Jordan]

*gets out of water*
*forms alliance proposed by Netshark*
*drives ailestrikef36 head into the wall*
*gouges out ailestrikef36 eyes for the 3rd time*

Edited by Jordan, 18 July 2006 - 20:17.

[Alie]

* sees a "system error screen and a menu to the side instead of the room and netshark and jordan*

"aww.....fuck"

*clicks rejoin respawns at the door with his eyes*

*throws a stake at jorden again and this time gets on netshark's back again and rips off his fin againd and does the same thing as in my 1st post*

Edited by ailestrikef36, 18 July 2006 - 20:22.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Oh crap.''

Organs start spilling out. Finally, does a suicidal move, and pulls ailestrikef36 down into the pool, trying to drown him.