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#286151 TheDR

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 15:20

Conscription is considered a great idea by those too old to be conscripted :P
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 15:21

It is a horrible thing to begin with. They basically indoctrinate regular people and attempt to turn them into soldiers by torturing them.

But still, it is nice to see all those "alpha males" treated like worthless pieces of shits. In countries like Turkey, where patriarchy is the norm, almost all men raised like assholes. Drill sergeants knows exactly how to deal with that (usually because they are the biggest asshole) quite fun to watch |8

Commando training is nice though. Sergeants are fully muscular and highly trained professionals which always walks around fully equipped (with a big ass commando knife too) When i went there i had like 100 gram of muscle in my body (spending 20 years playing video games doesn't help) so i had properly functioning body when they were done with me.

I never managed to solve the mystery how the hell i went 2 weeks without shitting once though, even though we had 3 meals a day, and it wasn't just me. I guess we burned everything we ate?

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 03:11

Either that or the food they fed you discouraged shitting.



Many stories of WHAT FOOD TO AVOID when outfield to not shit and when you get back to the company line the entire platoon just unleashes bioterrorism in the toilets.

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#286154 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 03:54

View PostDestiny, on 17 April 2019 - 03:11, said:

Either that or the food they fed you discouraged shitting.



Many stories of WHAT FOOD TO AVOID when outfield to not shit and when you get back to the company line the entire platoon just unleashes bioterrorism in the toilets.


Dude, 2 weeks! I can understand a few days...

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 07:09

I can't really think of any solid food that leaves no residue whatsoever when digested :xD: . Must've been one giant shit afterwards!
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 09:15

By the way, fun fact, conscription is also applicable to women in the Netherlands since last year, as it was considered sexist for only men to have to do it. Although the necessity to actually come and do it has been lifted since 1997. But they could reactivate it any day they wish to, and there have been more and more people pushing for it (Europe-wide).

Of course, the reason is that they don't want to use expensive soldiers for the dangerous intervention missions - conscripts are much cheaper.
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#286157 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 09:18

Unit ready.

Unit ready.
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#286158 Chyros

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 09:36

We teach the art of thieving here, but we have many who have already attained the skills you desire.
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 09:39

Almost flying to Japan post. 8|

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#286160 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:08

Room for one more? :v

Room for one more? :v
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#286161 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:12

Generals have that aura of fear only can be sensed by lesser ranked soldiers. Even colonels were acting like as if they were little kids around them :P

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:03

Generals are just big bullies who have kissed enough arse to where they are. It's not like they get a Monster Kill every 10 seconds by being in the thick of it or anything.
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#286163 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:36

I prefer the Zero Hour expansion anyway.

I prefer the Zero Hour expansion anyway.
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:40

View PostChyros, on 17 April 2019 - 11:03, said:

Generals are just big bullies who have kissed enough arse to where they are. It's not like they get a Monster Kill every 10 seconds by being in the thick of it or anything.


Yes, but they basically "own" lesser ranked soldiers and can do whatever he wants, that power is feared :P
Check coups for example.

#286165 TheDR

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:40

The internet was better back in the day :P


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#286166 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 13:07

Actually, everything felt better back in the day. Oh no! Did we get old already!?

#286167 TheDR

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:02

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#286168 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:16

^ I want that!

Also:
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#286169 Liten

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:30

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:34

Coffee is just absolutely revolting, I simply don't understand how anyone can tolerate it!
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#286171 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:47

Dude, some people enjoy raisins in their cake. Coffee is quite acceptable compared to that!

#286172 TheDR

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 14:59

Tom, have you got a list of all the weird colours you've found? I need it for a writing group exercise.

Edit: I found some. I forgot about Atomic Tangerine :P

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#286173 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 15:59

You craxy kids and your colours and whatnot.
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#286174 General

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 19:21

https://www.bbc.com/...health-47960874

Walking Dead, this is how it begins O-O

#286175 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 19:54

No, this is how it begins.
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