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#57501 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:15

View PostSicarius, on 30 Nov 2008, 7:51, said:

clicky

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 29 Nov 2008, 9:28, said:

A REAL MAN'S ship wouldn't need any weapons, the wake of the ship alone would produce tidal waves capable of destroying entire countries.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:18

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The Ballad of Chicago Ted

- KragNaroK of the steam forums

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air
a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain
francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain
zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled
clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde
till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword
his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong
but ted could do this crap all day long
the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol ted light a smoke, and howled with glee
as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shock his head
with a powerful holler the wild savior said
"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

Edited by Høbbesy, 30 November 2008 - 07:21.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:21

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 30 Nov 2008, 0:15, said:

View PostSicarius, on 30 Nov 2008, 7:51, said:

clicky

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 29 Nov 2008, 9:28, said:

A REAL MAN'S ship wouldn't need any weapons, the wake of the ship alone would produce tidal waves capable of destroying entire countries.



Maybe the guns are just eye candy. :)
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Change the world? You'd better change yourself, man/ boy/ man
Challenge the mind to be more like the rolling ocean, man!

#57504 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:21

O rly?
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#57505 Hobbesy

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:21

This thread needs more Chicago Ted.

#57506 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:24

Chicago Ted is obviously imba and needs to be nerfed. I suggest we neuter him.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:25

No civilians, super mutants, or traveling salesmen allowed.
I've come face to face with myself, man.
Sanctify the early light just like the old man can, boy!
Change the world? You'd better change yourself, man/ boy/ man
Challenge the mind to be more like the rolling ocean, man!

#57508 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:27

Enclave Guardsmen, on Fallout 2, said:

I suppose your going to tell us you're looking for a water chip. Do we look like morons!? Get him!

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 30 November 2008 - 07:27.

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#57509 Sicarius

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:27

QUOTEFAIL.
I've come face to face with myself, man.
Sanctify the early light just like the old man can, boy!
Change the world? You'd better change yourself, man/ boy/ man
Challenge the mind to be more like the rolling ocean, man!

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:29

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 30 Nov 2008, 1:24, said:

Chicago Ted is obviously imba and needs to be nerfed. I suggest we neuter him.

Chicago Ted is strong and mighty. Can you guess how many people he has taken out?!

#57511 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:31

Both his grandmother and his mom.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:32

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 30 Nov 2008, 1:31, said:

Both his grandmother and his mom.

No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:34

My point exactly. He needs a major nerf.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:37

I dare you to try and nerf Chicago Ted. You'll end up dead.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:38

O rly?
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:41

View PostHøbbesy, on 30 Nov 2008, 15:18, said:

Quote

The Ballad of Chicago Ted

- KragNaroK of the steam forums

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air
a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain
francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain
zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled
clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde
till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword
his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong
but ted could do this crap all day long
the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol ted light a smoke, and howled with glee
as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shock his head
with a powerful holler the wild savior said
"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"


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#57517 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 08:57

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 10:13

iSigh.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:18

View PostDestiny, on 30 Nov 2008, 10:13, said:

iSing.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:06

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:35

Magic Sing!
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:41

D:
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:42

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 12:52

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 15:14

Check out the list of things to do on the KW manual.

http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?s=...st&p=571619
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