The Wish and Destroy Game
Silence 27 May 2007
This game is simple. I will start off the game by stating a wish I would like to come true. Then the next poster will grant my wish but ruin it like if I wanted to get a dog, I would say "I wish that I had a dog" and then the next poster will say "Granted but the dog *blah blah blah*"
Example:
ME: I Wish I could have Shockwave .95
NEXT POSTER: Granted, but Shockwave was deleted by the owner of Starcraft.
Okay Ill start: I Wish I could have a a bigger TV
Example:
ME: I Wish I could have Shockwave .95
NEXT POSTER: Granted, but Shockwave was deleted by the owner of Starcraft.
Okay Ill start: I Wish I could have a a bigger TV
Overdose 27 May 2007
Granted, however since it was an inferior non japanase product it catched on fire and burned down the house.
I wish for magical pack of infinite cigarretes.
I wish for magical pack of infinite cigarretes.
Alias 27 May 2007
Granted, but there are no lighters left in the world.
I wish that I could model properly.
Edited by Alias, 27 May 2007 - 07:30.
I wish that I could model properly.
Edited by Alias, 27 May 2007 - 07:30.
Overdose 27 May 2007
Granted, however you model so well now that your creations turned against you endagering your life.
I wish there's no rain today.
I wish there's no rain today.
Overdose 27 May 2007
Granted, however those responsible for more wishes were sacked by a Monty Phyton sketch before they could be delivered.
I wish for blue.
I wish for blue.
Dauth 27 May 2007
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted but instead of one you get thousands raining from the sky, killing half the worlds population.
i wish for a better pc
i wish for a better pc
Dauth 27 May 2007
Granted, the electricity company turn off your house
I wish for a dry day in Manchester
I wish for a dry day in Manchester
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted, but it never rains again.
i wish for it to rain money everywhere, lottsa lottsa money
i wish for it to rain money everywhere, lottsa lottsa money
Dauth 27 May 2007
Inflation rockets, the money is worthless
I wish for a printer that doesn't sound like its having an orgasm while printing (this is actually true).
Edit : Typo, and also shouldn't this be in serial spammers?
Edited by Dauth, 27 May 2007 - 09:41.
I wish for a printer that doesn't sound like its having an orgasm while printing (this is actually true).
Edit : Typo, and also shouldn't this be in serial spammers?
Edited by Dauth, 27 May 2007 - 09:41.
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted,
but instead of sound ing like an orgasm, it constantly swears at you for making it work so much.
i wish for a Nissan Skyline
but instead of sound ing like an orgasm, it constantly swears at you for making it work so much.
i wish for a Nissan Skyline
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted
but the dealer makes a mistake and you get a nissan sunny
I wish for some skill in playin online games
but the dealer makes a mistake and you get a nissan sunny
I wish for some skill in playin online games
Dauth 27 May 2007
granted, you are now fantastic at online hearts
i wish to reduce the entropy of the universe
i wish to reduce the entropy of the universe
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted, but evreyone has such little energy left they can no longer move.
(done to the best of my physics knowledge XD)
i wish for a PS4.
(done to the best of my physics knowledge XD)
i wish for a PS4.
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted, but the PS4 is a virtual reality game and you get killed while playing
I wish for my own jet
I wish for my own jet
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted but you lose the keys and it rusts away in your back garden.
i wish for a bacon and egg sandwich
i wish for a bacon and egg sandwich
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted, but the eggs werent cooked well enough and now you have salmonela
I wish to be a wrestling superstar
I wish to be a wrestling superstar
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted but the undertaker 'last rides' u and u break ur neck.
aka ur dead now =P
i wish for a pack of pop tarts.
aka ur dead now =P
i wish for a pack of pop tarts.
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted, but you get the cheap kind and get food poisoning (I know its vers similar to the other post but thats all I could think of)
I wish I could have a model for a wife
I wish I could have a model for a wife
Mr. Mylo 27 May 2007
granted... you get a model of a chair
I wish the release of forgotten hope 2 for bf2
I wish the release of forgotten hope 2 for bf2
Warbz 27 May 2007
granted but when u put the CD in the disc tray, ur pc blows up.
i wish for úber super powers
i wish for úber super powers
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted, but your powers turn against you and you destroy everything you touch and u are banned from earth !
I wish for a turtle
I wish for a turtle
AirStrikeMaster 27 May 2007
granted, but you skin urself and die
I wih for apple pie
Edited by AirStrikeMaster, 27 May 2007 - 12:20.
I wih for apple pie
Edited by AirStrikeMaster, 27 May 2007 - 12:20.