Funny quotes
Chyros
18 Jan 2012
Yes, because of course I have to consider news that doesn't even concern me all the time 
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Chyros
18 Jan 2012
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Thomas - @ OCC says:
Lovely quote, Wiz. My kind of joke.
Thomas - @ OCC says:
you know whose response that was to your funny quote?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
our forum's funniest member no less xD
Dan says:
*facedesk.jpg*
Thomas - @ OCC says:
>D
Lovely quote, Wiz. My kind of joke.
Thomas - @ OCC says:
you know whose response that was to your funny quote?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
our forum's funniest member no less xD
Dan says:
*facedesk.jpg*
Thomas - @ OCC says:
>D
Destiny
19 Jan 2012
I am actually amused, or rather, honored that you'd think I'm the forum's funniest member, instead of Liten 
Chyros
19 Jan 2012
SquigPie
19 Jan 2012
I thought I was the funniest member of the forums :(
Guess you guys don't dig danish humour.
Guess you guys don't dig danish humour.
SquigPie
19 Jan 2012
Liten
02 Feb 2012
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Liten: Speaking of logical things to do
Liten: I need to buy chips!
Brad: In sweden, do you mean chips as in fish and chips, or chips as in potato chips?
Liten: Potatoes
Brad: so, you mean crisps?
Liten: No
Liten: Chips
Brad: talking to other countries is hard.
Liten: Well, maybe you shouldn't have befriended me then!
Liten: HUH!?
Brad: but
Brad: but
Brad: I like you
Brad: :(
Liten: WRONG AGAIN
Liten: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME
Liten: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
Liten: I HATE YOU
Liten runs away crying
Brad: BUT
Brad: LITEEEENNN
Brad: WAIT A SECOND
Brad takes deep breath
Brad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brad: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Brad: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: :3
Liten: Oh the originality
Liten: It's killing me
Brad: Oh sarcasm eh?
Brad: Whore.
Liten: I already know what you are Brad, stop reminding me
Brad: Very witty. But it's quite obvious it was directed at you
Brad: Semantics slut.
Liten: You are doing it again
Liten: Are you seriosly going to pester me about your job all the time?
Brad: Look, I'd agree with you that I were a slut, but then we'd both be wrong
Liten: Indeed
Liten: We both know you don't have the body to be a slut
Liten: Or the looks
Brad: ...
Brad: ;_;
Liten: Quoted for great justice
Brad: fuck you and fuck your eyebrows
Liten: I need to buy chips!
Brad: In sweden, do you mean chips as in fish and chips, or chips as in potato chips?
Liten: Potatoes
Brad: so, you mean crisps?
Liten: No
Liten: Chips
Brad: talking to other countries is hard.
Liten: Well, maybe you shouldn't have befriended me then!
Liten: HUH!?
Brad: but
Brad: but
Brad: I like you
Brad: :(
Liten: WRONG AGAIN
Liten: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME
Liten: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
Liten: I HATE YOU
Liten runs away crying
Brad: BUT
Brad: LITEEEENNN
Brad: WAIT A SECOND
Brad takes deep breath
Brad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brad: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Brad: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: :3
Liten: Oh the originality
Liten: It's killing me
Brad: Oh sarcasm eh?
Brad: Whore.
Liten: I already know what you are Brad, stop reminding me
Brad: Very witty. But it's quite obvious it was directed at you
Brad: Semantics slut.
Liten: You are doing it again
Liten: Are you seriosly going to pester me about your job all the time?
Brad: Look, I'd agree with you that I were a slut, but then we'd both be wrong
Liten: Indeed
Liten: We both know you don't have the body to be a slut
Liten: Or the looks
Brad: ...
Brad: ;_;
Liten: Quoted for great justice
Brad: fuck you and fuck your eyebrows
Chyros
11 Feb 2012
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Liten: Not enough people :<
Chyros: whatwhatwhat?!
Chyros: they don't want to join?
Liten: Doc is working
Liten: Faptor is playing Retirbution
Liten: Fapiny hasn't responded
Chyros: this is an outrage
Liten: Maybe if someone but me actually put some work into organizing these things
Liten: /whineface
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: well someone else asking probably wouldn't change the fact Kyle is working and that Des is fapping
Liten: Untrue
Liten: Wheter or not the person in question hold the asker in high regard or not can drasticaly change how he/she responds
Chyros: you mean everyone hates you and that's why they won't join?
Liten: Yes
Chyros: xD
Liten: ;_;
Liten: Quote nao
Chyros: whatwhatwhat?!
Chyros: they don't want to join?
Liten: Doc is working
Liten: Faptor is playing Retirbution
Liten: Fapiny hasn't responded
Chyros: this is an outrage
Liten: Maybe if someone but me actually put some work into organizing these things
Liten: /whineface
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: well someone else asking probably wouldn't change the fact Kyle is working and that Des is fapping
Liten: Untrue
Liten: Wheter or not the person in question hold the asker in high regard or not can drasticaly change how he/she responds
Chyros: you mean everyone hates you and that's why they won't join?
Liten: Yes
Chyros: xD
Liten: ;_;
Liten: Quote nao
Brad
10 Apr 2012
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Dauth
04 Jun 2012
Wanderer: I'm top of the leader board
Dauth: Congratulations, have a new testicle
--later--
Wanderer: Why am I still top of the leader board
Dauth: Because you touch yourself at night and God likes that
We were playing some MW2 and having banter. I don't know where the first comment came from, I just started and realised I had nothing to finish with and apparently panicked.
Dauth: Congratulations, have a new testicle
--later--
Wanderer: Why am I still top of the leader board
Dauth: Because you touch yourself at night and God likes that
We were playing some MW2 and having banter. I don't know where the first comment came from, I just started and realised I had nothing to finish with and apparently panicked.
n5p29
30 Aug 2012
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Kris says (21:15):
His family is so rich that
Kris says (21:16):
they can actually buy a killer computer that would make Rho shit his pants
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
actually no
They can't
Because I'm already almost-maxing current possibilities
Calin says (21:16):
yeah - rho has no pants
Kris says (21:16):
LOL
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
Telepath!
Kris says (21:16):
Oh rho you didn't
Calin says (21:17):
:FT:
we gotta quote this
Kris says (21:17):
Sgt Rho says (21:17):
:FT:
Kris says (21:17):
QUOTE IT
n5p29 says (21:17):
*quoted*
Sgt Rho says (21:18):
oh fuck you
His family is so rich that
Kris says (21:16):
they can actually buy a killer computer that would make Rho shit his pants
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
actually no
They can't
Because I'm already almost-maxing current possibilities
Calin says (21:16):
yeah - rho has no pants
Kris says (21:16):
LOL
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
Telepath!
Kris says (21:16):
Oh rho you didn't
Calin says (21:17):
:FT:
we gotta quote this
Kris says (21:17):
Sgt Rho says (21:17):
:FT:
Kris says (21:17):
QUOTE IT
n5p29 says (21:17):
*quoted*
Sgt Rho says (21:18):
oh fuck you
Edited by n5p29, 30 August 2012 - 14:32.
Chyros
14 Sep 2012
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Chyros: you still don't have the game OR the beta
Chyros: 8)
Liten: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Liten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Chyros: 
Chyros: 8)
Liten: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Liten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Chyros:
Poor Leeten
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Edited by Chyros, 14 September 2012 - 18:20.
Liten
17 Nov 2012
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Chyros: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: lolwut
Liten: Qwank qwank
Chyros: riiiiight
Chyros: ok
Chyros: so
Chyros: what type of runes did the Vikings use?
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: >..
Chyros: >.>
Chyros: your IQ has fallen to new depths?
Liten has changed their name to Gunter.
Chyros: xDDDD
Gunter: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nTbLoT_UJYY
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: so now you're a penguin?
Gunter: Qwank!
Chyros: Gunter reminds me more of this:
Chyros: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OI2R2iBTBjU
Chyros: considering your nationality
Gunter: QWANK!
Chyros: heheheheh
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: lolwut
Liten: Qwank qwank
Chyros: riiiiight
Chyros: ok
Chyros: so
Chyros: what type of runes did the Vikings use?
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: >..
Chyros: >.>
Chyros: your IQ has fallen to new depths?
Liten has changed their name to Gunter.
Chyros: xDDDD
Gunter: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nTbLoT_UJYY
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: so now you're a penguin?
Gunter: Qwank!
Chyros: Gunter reminds me more of this:
Chyros: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OI2R2iBTBjU
Chyros: considering your nationality
Gunter: QWANK!
Chyros: heheheheh
Edited by Liten, 17 November 2012 - 19:26.
Chyros
07 Jan 2013
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Dauth: Got a build high on elemental and also has some serious healing here
Chyros: well that's nice
Chyros: you'd be useful for a change
Chyros:
Dauth: Don't make me phaselock your face off
Chyros: teh noes
Dauth: terrible
Dauth: isn't it?
Chyros: yes
Chyros: horrible
Dauth: good
Chyros: I'm shaking in my boots
Chyros: I quake with fear
Chyros: o please spare me thy wrath, master
Chyros: o terrible one, please don't cast your fury down upon me
Dauth: I can sing to you
Chyros: NOOOOOOO
Dauth: hehe
Chyros: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Dauth: muhahahahaa
Chyros: well that's nice
Chyros: you'd be useful for a change
Chyros:
Dauth: Don't make me phaselock your face off
Chyros: teh noes
Dauth: terrible
Dauth: isn't it?
Chyros: yes
Chyros: horrible
Dauth: good
Chyros: I'm shaking in my boots
Chyros: I quake with fear
Chyros: o please spare me thy wrath, master
Chyros: o terrible one, please don't cast your fury down upon me
Dauth: I can sing to you
Chyros: NOOOOOOO
Dauth: hehe
Chyros: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Dauth: muhahahahaa
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Slightly Wonky Robob
14 Aug 2014
*chokes on dust*
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Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
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(23:44:53) Nem: does one have a working ZH directory
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
Chyros
14 Aug 2014
Bob, on 14 August 2014 - 23:00, said:
*chokes on dust*
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Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
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(23:44:53) Nem: does one have a working ZH directory
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
Can I eat it?
