The Most Badass Penguin Ever
Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009
That's right bitch, his name is Sir Nils Olav and he can kick your ass. Not only does he bravely command 130 guardsmen, but he's also a fucking knight and a colonel-in-chief of Norwegian descent. Whatever you say is made useless by the the mere mention of his name.
He once broke Chuck Norris' nose in a fist fight! Even Francis is afraid of Sir Nils Olav!
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:55.
Alias 03 Jun 2009
The thing is, this penguin is real.
Read it in the news a while ago.
Edited by Alias, 03 June 2009 - 08:50.
Read it in the news a while ago.
Edited by Alias, 03 June 2009 - 08:50.
Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009
One time RaiDK insulted Sir Nils Olav, so Sir Nils Olav bitch slapped RaiDK and held a sweet rave party at his house.
That's why everyone calls him Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:53.
That's why everyone calls him Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:53.
RaiDK 03 Jun 2009
I counter by buying Valve.
And selling it to EA.
Now every patch has a subscription fee.
And selling it to EA.
Now every patch has a subscription fee.
Hobbesy 03 Jun 2009
Sir Nils Olav got pissed and started his own game company. Then he got bored and built a real ICBM out of a ball of twine, some chapstick, and 47 metric tons of refined uranium ore.
William Windsor has nothing on Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:57.
Waris, on 3 Jun 2009, 3:55, said:
Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.
William Windsor has nothing on Sir Nils Olav.
Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:57.
☆FreedoM_FighteR☆ 03 Jun 2009
Puts the DAM Penguin on fire =]
Edited by ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆, 03 June 2009 - 09:00.
Edited by ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆, 03 June 2009 - 09:00.
NergiZed 03 Jun 2009
TheDR 03 Jun 2009
BeefJeRKy 03 Jun 2009
Ghostrider 03 Jun 2009
Why doesn't he just fly gracefully overhead like the other bir-OH WAIT...
Edited by Ghostrider, 04 June 2009 - 15:35.
Edited by Ghostrider, 04 June 2009 - 15:35.
Star Dragon 04 Jun 2009
Interesting, I will say this once.
There is only one God-Emperor of Penguins, and his name is PEN PEN!
There is only one God-Emperor of Penguins, and his name is PEN PEN!
CommanderJB 04 Jun 2009
Well, though Nils Olav might be badass, sadly he's also dead.
Fortunately, penguins are replaceable, so one can only hope Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's astonishing sheer talent for command, chivalry, and tactical brilliance.
Fortunately, penguins are replaceable, so one can only hope Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's astonishing sheer talent for command, chivalry, and tactical brilliance.
General 05 Jun 2009
I always knew there was something diffrent about these animals, hell I saw an article about ghey penguins on bbc news a day before, surely those heretics will be burnt by Sir Nils Olav
CJ 06 Jun 2009
Damn, CommanderJB was right : Sir Nils Olav is dead
Edited by Carl, 06 June 2009 - 12:48.
Edited by Carl, 06 June 2009 - 12:48.