Major Upgrade
Major Fuckup 01 Jun 2013
Oh what a feeling, Im 40 grand in debt
So yeah a bought a Toyota! Not redneck at all since its a Japanese made car right?
Now a 4.5L turbo diesel v8 with 151kW of horse power at 3400rpm and 430Nm of torque around 1200-3200rpm isnt bad for a 3 ton ute. 3 and a half ton rated towing, i can pull some bitches with this
Chyros 01 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup 01 Jun 2013
CJ 01 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup 01 Jun 2013
Chyros 01 Jun 2013
Edited by Chyros, 01 June 2013 - 10:36.
General 01 Jun 2013
Destiny 01 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup 01 Jun 2013
Destiny, on 01 June 2013 - 13:56, said:
Well it it all made of steel! :3
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
I never will!
General, on 01 June 2013 - 11:36, said:
I'll add all the stuff
Wizard 03 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
Major Fuckup 03 Jun 2013
Im smart though because you see i was able to fit an entire body into that red esky!
Edited by Major Fuckup, 03 June 2013 - 08:07.
Chyros 03 Jun 2013
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
CJ 03 Jun 2013
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
General 03 Jun 2013
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
Major Fuckup 04 Jun 2013
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
Chyros 04 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
Major Fuckup 05 Jun 2013
Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.
Chyros 05 Jun 2013
Major Fuckup, on 05 June 2013 - 11:42, said:
Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.
Alias 05 Jun 2013
Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.