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"Will some one please light a match? It stinks in here!!"

"Rule one of the army, grenades are not pineapples."
Edited by The Grue, 14 September 2006 - 08:09.

What kind of candles are these again? "Dy-na-might"? Sweet.

Cyanide? Never heard of it, but it should taste as good as Mountain Dew.

"Ooh, a touch of almond flavour? Neat."

Dude, we Brits are totally gonna kick some American ass in this "Revolutionary War".

Hey guys, watch this.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

It's only a category 2 hurricane, what can it do?

Its not like those Brits will retaliate, push deep into our homeland, and set our White House on fire right?

god damn i hate these politifcal jokes....

anyway

hey! this realylongwall will protect us from the planes! it's not like they can fly over them!

it's ONLY 3000 indians! all we'll need is 200 men! we won't even need gattling cannons!
I mean indians are sooo stupid they can't even pull a trigger!

Is that so AS? Because I am part "Native American" as I think you are referring to. And I sure as hell can pull a trigger.

"Oh my f*cking G........"

no... thats what they were probably thinking...since the native americans got rifles from the french...
Edited by ailestrikef36, 15 September 2006 - 00:42.

"Oh come on now. A little water never hurt anyone"-What Pharoah said to his army before Moses let the waters return.

Oh, Hitler's stoping by? Oh! Well let him in! We'll give him a big Polish welcome!

look guys there arnt any enamys up here its- OH....MY .....GOD!"

Ha! Our B17's have over 5 MG guns on them, how are your little fighters going to... OMG!!!!!!
Edited by Tic-Tac 1098, 15 September 2006 - 00:53.

i swear my squadmates are dumbasses i- the're right behind me aren't they?

What's the deal with all of these stupid Stalin posters. It's always Stalin this, and Stalin tha........he's behind me isn't he?

HA! i can do better than that!

The blonde who shouts "Fire!!" in front of a firing squad.

"Ooooh, what does this button do?"

"Hey, check out this dismantled rif-"*BANG*

No, you're holding the RPG backwards, dumba-

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Edited by AllStarZ, 16 September 2006 - 04:45.

I wonder which way you hold this Bazooka, all well good thing I have this ammo cache behind me for more rockets!

Man , Wat Is This Thing Coming From The Sky ... Let Me think it's like a ball nahh ... hmm.... is it a Barrel ? nahh ... OMG It's A Nuk...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM