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[Dauth]

This really belongs in the oddly enough news thread

[Dr. Strangelove]

General Kirkov, on 13 Dec 2008, 1:03, said:

Capt. Benoît Bouchard has been trained to intercept enemy fighter jets and engage in supersonic dogfights where milliseconds count, but nothing has prepared him for the ultimate chase: tracking Santa Claus and his reindeer-drawn sleigh across Canada on Christmas Eve.

The CF-18 Hornet fighter pilot, based out of 3 Wing Bagotville, is one of two pilots from the Quebec military airbase chosen to escort Santa on his cross-Canada gift-delivery run, beginning at suppertime on the night before Christmas.

A 12-year veteran of the air force who has been flying the CF-18 for the past four years, Bouchard said nothing had prepared him for what is officially dubbed a Santa "escort" mission, but what in reality quickly turns into a supersonic chase across Canada's starry skies.

Bouchard said his mission has added weight knowing that his 5-year-old daughter, back in Kingston, Ont., will be following the sleigh and reindeer on Norad's Santa-watch website.

Track Santa's journey at www.noradsanta.org, or call the special tracking hotline at 1-877-HI-NORAD.


Source: Montreal Gazette

I was posting just as the thread was moved :

Christmas tradition for me.

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The fourth system is made up of fighter jets. Canadian NORAD fighter pilots flying the CF-18 intercept and welcome Santa to North America. In the United States, American NORAD fighter pilots in either the F-15 or the F-16 get the thrill of flying alongside Santa and his famous reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and, of course, Rudolph.

Imagine them putting 'welcome' in quotes

[General Kirkov]

Passing to torch so to speak, rember our pilots have to go all the way to the North pole then fly all around the country then let you guys take over, lets hope nobody commits an oops and drops an AMRAAM on Rudolph...

-edit- forgot an A in AMRAAM :O

Edited by General Kirkov, 13 December 2008 - 15:51.

[CodeCat]

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US man uses pizza in self-defence

A Florida pizza delivery man who was challenged by armed robbers in the city of Miramar got in first with his own weapon - a large pepperoni pizza.

Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the piping hot pizza at the gunman, then turned on his heels and ran.

He made a safe getaway, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, despite one shot being fired as he fled.

Police later arrested three teenage suspects, who have been charged with armed robbery.

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/7782122.stm

[Jordan]

I like pizza even more now.

[Dauth]

Tick Tock Tick Tick

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By Jim Wolf

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Those eager to put 2008 behind them will have to hold their good-byes for just a moment this New Year's Eve.

The world's official timekeepers have added a "leap second" to the last day of the year on Wednesday, to help match clocks to the Earth's slowing spin on its axis, which takes place at ever-changing rates affected by tides and other factors.

The U.S. Naval Observatory, keeper of the Pentagon's master clock, said it would add the extra second on Wednesday in coordination with the world's atomic clocks at 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds Coordinated Universal Time, or UTC.

That corresponds to 6:59:59 p.m. EST (23:59:59 GMT), when an extra second will tick by -- the 24th to be added to UTC since 1972, when the practice began.

UTC is the time scale kept by highly precise atomic clocks around the world, accurate to about a billionth of a second per day, the Naval Observatory says. For those with a need for precision timing, it has replaced Greenwich Mean Time, or GMT.

The decision to add or remove a second is the responsibility of the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service, based on its monitoring of the Earth's rotation.

The goal is to make sure clocks vary from the Earth's rotational time by no more than 0.9 seconds before an adjustment. That keeps UTC in sync with the position of the sun above the Earth.

Mechanisms such as the Internet-based Network Time Protocol and the satellite-based Global Positioning System depend on precision timing.

The first leap second was introduced into UTC on June 30, 1972. The last was added on December 31, 2005.

They have been added at intervals ranging from six months to seven years, Daniel Gambis, head of the IERS Earth Orientation Center at the Observatoire de Paris, wrote in an explanatory piece this month (http://hpiers.obspm.fr/eop-pc/).

Among the reasons for Earth's slowing whirl on its axis are the braking action of tides, snow or the lack of it at the polar ice caps, solar wind, space dust and magnetic storms, according to the U.S. Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology, another timekeeper.

By contrast, a leap day, February 29, occurs once every four years because a complete turn around the sun -- our year with all its seasons -- takes about 365 days and six hours.

In 1970, an international agreement established two time scales: one based on the Earth's rotation and another on highly accurate atomic clocks.

The U.S. Naval Observatory's master clock is based on a system that now includes 50 atomic clocks, 36 based on the element cesium and 14 known as hydrogen masers.

With the Earth's rotation gradually slowing, the periodic insertion of a leap second into the atomic time scale is needed to keep the two systems within a second of each other.

(Reporting by Jim Wolf; Editing by Peter Cooney)

[Dutchygamer]

So Wednesday will be 24 hours and 1 second

[BeefJeRKy]

Phila. man shot because family talked during movie.

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A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.

James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.

[Wizard]

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An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

http://news.bbc.co.u...fic/7812875.stm

[Chyros]

Wizard, on 6 Jan 2009, 11:32, said:

I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else

That sentence right there is golden .

[Wizard]

Chyros, on 6 Jan 2009, 11:29, said:

Wizard, on 6 Jan 2009, 11:32, said:

I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else

That sentence right there is golden .

Not if you happen to be Mr Narayan

[CommanderJB]

Would you like some sea kittens and chips?

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A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition.
Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name as part of its push to restrict fishing.
"Nobody would hurt a sea kitten!" the group says on its website. "People don't seem to like fish. We're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover."
The website features images of fish with cats' whiskers and ears. PETA is using the campaign to entice people to sign a petition calling on the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting "the hunting of sea kittens (otherwise known as fishing)".

http://www.news.com....359-421,00.html

[Dutchygamer]

I want to hurt stupid ppl like that -__-"

[JJ]

This is a sea kitten. Isn't it cute?

[Dutchygamer]

I wish it was, and attacked the ppl who named him

[BeefJeRKy]

JJ, on 10 Jan 2009, 7:51, said:

This is a sea kitten. Isn't it cute?

LOL tigershark.

Also people like this should be more concerned with more important things.

[Alias]

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AN account from a German army medic has confirmed Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.

Veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down but the document has only been realeased now, The Sun reports.

Mr Jambor died aged 94 in 1985, but the secret he told to priest Franciszek Pawlar was backed up by Mr Jambors friend Blassius Hanczuch.

He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle.

His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

Mr Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Mr Jambor began to suffer nightmares and blamed himself for saving Hitler.

There has long been suspicion that Hitler only had one testicle and the topic has been the topic of many British songs, a common example being:

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.

http://www.news.com....2-13762,00.html

[Pav:3d]

I bet all of Hitlers doctors suffered the same nightmares

[Dutchygamer]

If it's true, then I lol epicly

[Rayburn]

At dawn, a falling star with a trail of green mist landed with a flash like summer lightning

Footage of a meteorite which came down somewhere in the Baltic Sea yesterday.

EDIT:
Crap, I just noticed that this thread is not necessarily meant for videos.
Guess I was a little misled by the Entertainment forum being mostly about visual media. Oh well...

Edited by Rayburn, 19 January 2009 - 18:56.

[CommanderJB]

That is totally the coolest thing I've seen all week.* Wonder if there was anything of the meteorite left where it landed?
*(Well, since I got access to the RotR dev forum anyway...)

Edited by CommanderJB, 19 January 2009 - 23:58.

[BeefJeRKy]

This guy pretty much expresses my thoughts about that bit of news. Anyway, Philly D offers great little stories each day.

[JJ]

CommanderJB, on 20 Jan 2009, 7:58, said:

*(Well, since I got access to the RotR dev forum anyway...)

Curse you and your all-seeing eyes! D:

[CommanderJB]

Well, I was temporarily blinded by sheer awesomeness now that I come to think of it. And the Admin Temple is still hidden in the methaphorical clouds at the top of the mountain.

Edited by CommanderJB, 20 January 2009 - 08:57.

[Waris]

http://au.news.yahoo...ewshome/5274819

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Baby's accidental call lands dad in jail

A baby playing with a telephone inadvertently called police to his house in westernmost Canada and to his "very surprised" father's marijuana-growing operation inside, police say.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police responded to an emergency 911 call in which the caller hung up without saying a word, Constable Janelle Canning told AFP on Wednesday.

The officers entered the White Rock residence, after knocks at the door went unanswered, she said.

"The father was very surprised to see us and insisted he hadn't called police," she said.

"The officers then observed his 11-month-old child playing with a cordless phone, pressing buttons randomly."

The mystery caller was identified, she said. "It appears the baby called us."

During a routine search of the house, the officers also uncovered 500 marijuana plants in two locked rooms on the main floor.

The 29-year-old father was arrested and faces charges of production of a controlled substance and mischief. He is to appear in court in April.

The baby boy was removed from the home by the Ministry of Children and Family, and was later released into his mother's custody.