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#1 Kris

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 13:00

Why not give lotus a bikini upgrade?

Upgrade cost: $1000 or $800 or something!

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Lotus gains a bikini texture with hot red panty and bra and a lovely pink suitcase (cosmetic change)
Automatically kill's infantries within her radius (much like the micro tank) because of her hot sexy body
OR Sends everyone flying to orbit within her hot sexy body's radius still like a micro tank.

oh yeah, Rename the "Disable Vehicle" into "Broadcast porn videos" :P







#2 Zancloufer

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 13:34

:rotfll:

A tad boarder line?
I don't have a problem with this, except the P0rn videos part.

Edited by Zancloufer27, 01 February 2007 - 13:36.





#3 Crazykenny

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 13:45

Bahahahahaha :P Except this idea i command you XD :D
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#4 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 14:26

This isn't the porno-mod Chris, so the title won't change.

I'll remain neutral on this idea.
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#5 Kris

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 14:33

Ignore the Porn part then or drop the idea :D

EDIT: whats wrong with seeing a low poly pixelated hot chick wearing a bikini? :P :D

Edited by Chris, 01 February 2007 - 14:36.








#6 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 14:44

Didn't say anything was wrong, just that I'm going to remain neutral.
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Posted 01 February 2007 - 14:46

:rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll: :rotfll:

lotus + Posted ImagePosted Image = Pure genius!

Maybe have enemy infantry simply unable to fire @ her, instead of them dieing? :P
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Posted 01 February 2007 - 15:20

:D :D :D


:P

Edited by Agent717, 01 February 2007 - 15:21.

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#9 Futschki

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 16:00

Great Idea even if I doubt it will be in xD
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#10 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 17:16

put it IN!!!put it IN!!!put it IN!!!put it IN!!!^^

#11 E.V.E.

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 17:44

Why dont I loose this Feeling that tells me that nearly everybody would recruit Lotus in a game as often as possible?

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#12 Sic

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 18:15

Meh, it's not going to look good to players, but to the Ingame soldiers it sure would :lol:.
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#13 Kris

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 19:05

How about this?

Deploy Bikini special power:

Orders black lotus to wear her bikini and it will trigger some kind of suicide weapon but not killing her,

The weapon will have a large radius (60?) and have the shock code, when triggered...every thing near her will get blasted away with its shock weapon (aka her hot body :lol: )


Hey, She will shock her enemies with her hot bikini :lol:

Edited by Chris, 01 February 2007 - 19:06.








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Posted 01 February 2007 - 23:23

Great, now thanks to Bluejedi I have that song stuck in my head

"she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini". :lol:

@Eve: Hmm...could it be that most of the people in this mod are guys? :lol:


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Edited by Major Nuker, 02 February 2007 - 14:26.

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#15 RaiDK

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 23:26

Wow, controversial.

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 06:59

I like this and I know I shouldn't, but I do.

The porn video idea made me lol, but I don't think it'd fit.

So I'm leaning towards it as long as it doesn't get crazier than the crazy mod should be.
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 07:10

Is there a limit to how crazy the crazy mod can be? :lol:

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 13:48

Im siding against this idea becuase it really doesn't fit what id like to think modding is about. The idea of some blurry eyed pale geek flashing her chest at battle weary soldiers and bursting them into flames is not amusing. Its tacky and purile.

@Nuker you complete (insert expletive here) now i have that song in my head too

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 14:28

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The idea of some blurry eyed pale geek flashing her chest at battle weary soldiers and bursting them into flames is not amusing. Its tacky and purile.


Thank you Dauth, and I completely agree.

To everyone else: Yes, believe it or not, there is a limit to how crazy we can be. The Sage engine limits how far we can go, and the fact that morals also limit this.


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#20 Futschki

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 15:33

And A Boxer Upgrade For Col. Burton :lol:
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 17:27

I smell a thread hi-jacker :lol: .
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#22 Crazykenny

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 20:24

Sniff Sniff, i smell Nuke... Well i still like the idea but not as much as i did before..
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 22:52

Hmm, i don't tink this is a good idea, but it would be funny to see the soldiers burst into flames. :locky:

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 00:00

I love it!
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Posted 03 February 2007 - 02:25

This would be funny, I support it! :locky:
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