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#26 Sic

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:45

Rotten coconut opened in class
Stinking smell worse than the fart of a horse or the smell of a monkey's ass
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#27 LCPL Carrow

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 13:54

:wtfh:


Student browses forum instead of doing work
E-studios forums more interesting than Renaissance essay
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 17:32

Hardened H2O forces educational institution to close doors
80's music madness follows
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#29 Comr4de

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 17:41

College Student Bored
Stays in Lab for 4 hours waiting for English Class. Lurks Forum.

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#30 Rayburn

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 17:46

Dreadful influenza strikes again
Forecasters estimate a 90% chance of student staying out of school tomorrow

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#31 Sic

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 17:49

The lolling starts
The idiot makes a render of a highpoly object of doom
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#32 AllStarZ

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 17:53

Snow Day!

#33 ultra1437

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 18:36

Snow strikes Toledo... again.
local teen tries to make stuff sound interesting
R.I.P. Luyo, I will never forget you.

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 18:41

Insomnia strikes!
Student fails to attend class due to overexhaustion, likely cause is overanxiety.
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#35 Dr.Schwarzk0pf

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 19:21

Hangover's Return
Dr.Schwarzkopf fails to away from the Alcohal
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I like to call him Dr. Spamkopf

#36 Warbz

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 22:17

last day of school before half term
its not worth going for one lesson

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 22:34

crayzy go cart driver defys gravity
manages to avoid injurys but go cart stuck

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:35

Mess of snow and rain hits town
Cripples movement with slush and deep puddles; school system spits in the face of nature
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#39 Alias

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:57

Boredom Strikes again
Alias eats some noodles

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#40 Rayburn

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 14:17

Forecasters proven right
Student stays out of school due to influenza, consequences unknown

#41 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 16:25

Fluffy White Powder Linked to College Cancellation
Another boredom movement
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#42 Mathias

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 16:37

Guy Nearly Gets Blackout During Intense Squash
Eat something before PE, you jackass.

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Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#43 Sic

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 17:05

Music at school, Sic enjoys Cycerin music at school.
14 Year old guy sleeps at school while listening to his mp3 player. The person also has listened to loud music and when laughing he laughed too loud and gets kicked out of class.


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#44 LCPL Carrow

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 18:36

Snow misses Georgia
Students pissed
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#45 CodeCat

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 23:19

Driving schools nationwide closed
Learner driver terrorises neighbourhoods
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#46 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 23:26

Teen Stretches it to the limit
Tries to balance school and academics with clubs and fun

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#47 AllStarZ

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Posted 16 February 2007 - 00:03

Local Teen Hates St. Valentine's Day
"Holiday is a corporate conspiracy, more so than Christmas," says teenager.

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Posted 16 February 2007 - 22:13

Tictac kicks wanna-be-gangsta in shin!

Says "He should'nt have called me gay!"

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Posted 16 February 2007 - 23:44

Selfish n00bs strike renegade
regular teamplayers pissed

p.s. server in general refrence is -=[GD]Renstation Ultra AOW=-
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#50 Mathias

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Posted 17 February 2007 - 00:51

Tactically Insightful Irishman Finally got Towned
Double teamed and shoop'd by sleazy brazilian and norwegian guys. "Drat it all," he sighed.
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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