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[Dauth]

An explanation in video form

http://www.youtube.c...related&search=

After a week i'll choose the best idea and they can come up with the new topic.

We can start with

"Things not to say while being given a Knighthood by The Queen"

[TheDR]

''what not to say at a posh dinner''

Many people wont know what the hell this is about as

it is an english thing. But that program is dam good.

[Dauth]

I posted the topic so people could come up with answers, but anyway i'll use yours

"Weren't you at the orgy at Balmoral last week?"

[TheDR]

ok
''bend over i will stuff the turkey''

[Dauth]

"We shall re-convene to the billard room to play with our balls"

"Geoffery bad boy stay away from that man's crotch, please dont mind my husband"

"Yes the serving staff are genuine slaves"

"Oh Hilary we weren't expecting to see you, we were invited by a Miss Lewinsky"

[TheDR]

''face it, you are never going to eat that whole cow''

Edited by The Dr, 01 March 2007 - 20:14.

[Warbz]

oops, you may want to cover your nose

[Dauth]

Did you like the starter? It was our old pool boy

[TheDR]

face the facts, the food tasts like dogy droppings

[Warbz]

how about a takeaway?

[TheDR]

the menu is made from fresh roadkill

[Dauth]

Is that a thong on your chandelier?

[CodeCat]

Say, didn't we always bully you in primary?

[Overdose]

I don't recall, however the asymmetry of the attributes were found to be a little obtuse.

[Dauth]

Our chef trained at McDonalds

[TheDR]

we use many different meats in our vegitarian section

[Sgt. Nuker]

Excuse me madam, but there's an entire forest hanging from your teeth.

[Warbz]

note, this is not an entry.

i think the best should be chosen after 2/3 days as a week seems too long

[Dauth]

I kinda agree, tho we need someone who is not involved and trusted on the forum to be fair, One of the staff?

Sorry Nuker not you this time but you were the first to my mind.

[Dauth]

I know its the evil double post, but i need to bump this aswell

Nuker can you declare a winner please?

[TheDR]

Why don't you declar it ,you created the thread.

[Dauth]

The Dr is the winner, please declare a new topic

The Dr won with
''bend over i will stuff the turkey''

Congrats, here have a cookie

[TheDR]

Yeh woo

''What not to say when flying in a plane''

e.g. ''we are all gona die!!! only joking.''

[Sgt. Nuker]

"Is that turbulence, or is the captain showing the stewardess the controls again?"


This post has been edited by Major Nuker: 6 Mar 2007, 14:15

[Dauth]

We need some fresh air