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[Admiral FCS]

Granted, 011010000110111101110111011001
010111011001100101011100100010000001
111001011011110111010100100000011000
110110000101101110001001110111010000
100000011101010110111001100100011001
010111001001110011011101000110000101
101110011001000010111000100000. (It messed up )

I wish Papaya can understand hexadecimal by himself.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However he talks so much hexadecimal that every people's heads exploded...except people who can withstand it.
I wish for hacking skills!

[Destiny]

Granted, you hack a stump into pieces.

I wish for Overdose to post here

[Overdose]

Wish granted. However the real Overdose is long dead.

I wish for true wisdom.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However it was given to the alien race, instead of humans.
I wish Overdose posted a picture of himself.

[Destiny]

Wish granted. Someone took an Overdose of watching pantsu and died.

I wish for (yet again ) the termination of this universe.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However a mysterious light appears and says that your Destiny is to revive the universe, if not you are tortured to death!
I wish everyone has an afro.

[SorataZ]

Wish granted, however you only see the smiley of The_Hunter to the left.
I wish for Overdose to post his former Ava.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But suddenly you get blind and never got the chance to see it.
I wish my neighbors got bitten by dogs.

[Destiny]

Wish granted, but they own Attack Dogs...so...well.

I wish to stop torturing E.V.E.

[Rai]

Wish granted! Now you torture Dauth...or it might go the other way around. I wonder who wins.
I wish for a AK-74.

Off topic: I just noticed that the creator of the thread is a Filipino.

[Destiny]

Wish granted, you are issued an AK-47.

I wish to torture Dauth!

[WNxMastrefubu]

granted, his torture is to become your OWN BROTHER!!!

i wish that more people would praise diji

[BeefJeRKy]

granted but everytime someone praises Diji, a cat dies.

i wish shaving cuts didnt bleed for so long.

[Destiny]

Wish granted, but the hair regrows thrice as fast.

I wish for...something.

[Lizzie]

Granted, you get nothing. No soup for you.

I still don't have any wishes.

[Destiny]

Granted, you wish for nothing. But nothing is something, as dictated by logic and Zen. Because nothing is a word, it is something.

I wish to be a Tankbuster.

[Foxhound]

Granted. Your method of busting tanks is running up to them with nothing but a spear.

I wish for more hours in the day.

[Destiny]

Granted, you are sent to the Equator.

I wish for the Apocalypse.

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but a Century bomber blows up your new tank.

I wish more people could taste the awesomeness that is Arabic mezze.

[Destiny]

Granted, but they lost their sense of taste.

I wish for Ragnarok.

[Rai]

Wish granted! Now you have a rug and a rock!
I wish I have faster internet.

[Destiny]

Granted, you have the faster internets, 1kb/s.

I wish for...something.

[Comrade Sanders]

granted, a syringe full of strychnine is embedded in your arm and its already released.

i wish for a suit of Enclave Tesla Armour and helmet.

[Destiny]

Granted, but you got raeped by a psionic schoolgirl.

I wish for the termination of my existence.

Edited by Destiny, 29 March 2009 - 08:07.