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Careful with angry ex-girlfriend
Started By Jerinx, Jun 15 2007 12:47
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 00:16
Laughs about other sufferings is so human ... But still it is our weakness instead compasion we chose black humor.. Until it starts concernig you/us
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 06:27
I feel bad posting this topic 
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:01
See, being angry enough to do some, eh-hem, 'damage' to his jewels I can see.
What I can't see is then attempting to swallow said object.
I mean, what would possess someone to do that? That's just disgusting. o_O
Be proud, you've just made my morning quite nauseating.
What I can't see is then attempting to swallow said object.
I mean, what would possess someone to do that? That's just disgusting. o_O
Be proud, you've just made my morning quite nauseating.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:11
The only testicle I can imagine anybody eating (be it man or woman) is a deep-fried testicle. I mean fried anything...
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:13
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned-
take my mate across the hall from me- when his ex found out he had a new girlfriend on the weekend she arrived at his doorstep and COMPLETELY trashed his room. Like, anything she could break, she did. We had to throw her out on her ass kicking and screaming. I am waiting for the same thing to happen with my ex. There's something about them that scares the shit out of me.
Oh and @ EVE- In sometime in the future if there is the technology that allows you to wear a pair of disposable testicles for one day, I recommend that you get someone to kick you in them. It will be a life-changing experience, I guarantee it.
take my mate across the hall from me- when his ex found out he had a new girlfriend on the weekend she arrived at his doorstep and COMPLETELY trashed his room. Like, anything she could break, she did. We had to throw her out on her ass kicking and screaming. I am waiting for the same thing to happen with my ex. There's something about them that scares the shit out of me.
Oh and @ EVE- In sometime in the future if there is the technology that allows you to wear a pair of disposable testicles for one day, I recommend that you get someone to kick you in them. It will be a life-changing experience, I guarantee it.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:17
You know, if such issue happened with me as did spidey's buddy, there'd be no mercy, I'd take her for all she owns thats in my grasp.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 11:30
And then you would be no better than her and would only start a spiral of hatred and malice.
Painful though it is..... I do somewhat agree with E.V.E. and Golan, this is just such an unreal story that it's funny in a way.
Painful though it is..... I do somewhat agree with E.V.E. and Golan, this is just such an unreal story that it's funny in a way.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 11:45
People, lighten up okay?
I once read a quite Identic Story and as a Proof there were even Pictures.
I dont know if I should believe this or not and to be honest I dont realy care.
I Just find it unbelieveable how some People, wich represent my Gender, act on this World.
If you look back in that one WoW Thread, I got quite annoyed because of that one Female Player.
But this is here is just something where I can laugh about. I dont even believe its true.
- E.V.E.
I once read a quite Identic Story and as a Proof there were even Pictures.
I dont know if I should believe this or not and to be honest I dont realy care.
I Just find it unbelieveable how some People, wich represent my Gender, act on this World.
If you look back in that one WoW Thread, I got quite annoyed because of that one Female Player.
But this is here is just something where I can laugh about. I dont even believe its true.
- E.V.E.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 18:26
Believe me such things happens ... Maybe not in the way it was described here but never the less the hatred of two once in love now in hate makes such odd situations .. There are such things .. And I was upset because if all is over ,why there is need to make pain to someone, who you once loved and now it is ended ,leave him/her be ... If there is nothing else left.
Edited by Ektufall, 18 June 2007 - 18:27.
If you have something to contribute for the Shockwave archive please share or point me to it !
[indent][indent] [/indent][/indent]And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
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And greatest gratitude goes for Kid and Sic ! ;)
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 19:19
Strategia, I was actually referring to a civil suit in which I would definitely and undoubtebly win. Which would make me better, because I didn't tear up her posessions, just took her money in a completely professional way.
And though this situation is rather odd doesn't mean its funny...
And though this situation is rather odd doesn't mean its funny...
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 00:27
Sometimes it can be so twisted your forced to laugh out of exasperation. I laughed when I heard someone crashed a semi into a pool (empty, it was getting cleaned by some weird machine) because he fell asleep at the wheel with loud music playing. He lived with little injury.
With that I will go to sleep. I'm tired.
With that I will go to sleep. I'm tired.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 00:41
spiderspag, on 18 Jun 2007, 3:13, said:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned-
QFT!
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 03:38
Urgh.... I thought the anti-rape condom was bad enough.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:15
E.V.E., on 18 Jun 2007, 21:45, said:
People, lighten up okay?
I once read a quite Identic Story and as a Proof there were even Pictures.
I once read a quite Identic Story and as a Proof there were even Pictures.
/barf again...
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 12:54
hahahahahaha lol thats gotta hurt bet ya she put him off relationships for a while 
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 13:02
Leik omg that wus so funneh last year lulz
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 13:17
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 14:05
:looks in between legs: I love you
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 14:08
This is fucked up, man.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 14:47
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 15:07
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 15:51
If I was a mod I wouldn't even wanna lock this topic.
of all threads to Necro... this has to be the best.
How the hell did you find it in SYD, you must have been checking ancient pages of threads.?
of all threads to Necro... this has to be the best.
How the hell did you find it in SYD, you must have been checking ancient pages of threads.?
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 17:09
I daren't ask what keywords you used to find this.
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