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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:36

The 8 ship Navy :lol:

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#27 Waris

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:36

And our MiG-29 & soon-to-be-acquired Su-30 can easily reach Darwin and back :lol:

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:39

And Australia's failing blackhawks...

Still we have the Ocean barrier (reef :lol: excuse the pun).

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:41

we;; it could be worse. atlest you are not like the kiwis who after the current aircrafts retire wont have an airforce.
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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:42

Hahaha, too true.

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#31 Waris

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:46

prophet of the pimps, on 1 Mar 2006, 15:41, said:

we;; it could be worse. atlest you are not like the kiwis who after the current aircrafts retire wont have an airforce.
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OMG give them a Spitfire so at least they still have an airforce! :lol:

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:47

Would you like a F-22 with that order for $50(australian NOT american dollars :lol:) mil ?

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:51

A$50mil for a F22, That doesn't include parts, repairs, training, weaponry etc. etc. :lol:

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 07:54

I was estimating :lol:

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 00:58

CANADA'S ARMY PAWNS ALL!

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 01:35

Go and protect your endless ice sheet yourself.

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 04:50

All they have are mounties, or (for those of you who watched Canadian Bacon w/ John Candy), Canada is a "Mom-and-Pop" organization. No need to fear Canada.


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Posted 03 March 2006 - 07:04

Teh Swiss army!. It is official to conscript and ILLEGAL to not have a rifle in your house if you are swiss born.

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 18:06

ALL HAIL THE SWISS!!
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 18:09

AND TEH KNIFE!! :D

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 21:36

French army knife (no offence to any frenchies) has two functions:

1. Corkscrew
2. White flag of truce

The comparison:
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 21:57

Cattman2236, on 27 Feb 2006, 16:11, said:

Hey all

As some of you know i won`t be online tomorrow for most of the day because i have an Interview with the army tomorrow, So wish me luck and lets hope i get in :locky:
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HOLY F********ing! Good luck, man. Just remember: it's not like CS where you run faster with a knife. Ok? Ok! Have fun!


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#43 Waris

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:43

And there's no respawn place, either :locky:

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:48

you forgot also one important thing no loading screens lol

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:54

And also HE Grenades can kill in one shot.

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:55

no lag either
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:56

Also, awpers are a bit better than those in game.

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:57

there is lag its called being out of shape and being hit by flash bang ouch

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 02:11

Actually, lag is called "brain fade", or a "brain 'fart'." Maybe you guys are more familiar with "memory lapse."

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 02:12

Hmm you can't be instantly healed from a chest wound with a measly medpack either :locky:



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