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#1 Corrino and the Maiden

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 06:35

I was hoping to make an endless thread were we just continually post you know your screwed when comments. I'll try to get us started.

you know your screwed when after surgery the surgen says everything went fine about 10 times, after on his way in he shacked his head at the nurse.

Edited by Emperor Corrino, 23 October 2007 - 11:44.

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#2 Foxhound

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 06:44

When you run out of ammo.
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#3 Nid

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 10:05

When everybody agree's your topic is fail :D
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#4 Rich19

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 11:30

View Postnidmeister, on 23 Oct 2007, 11:05, said:

When everybody agree's your topic is fail :D


Agree.

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 14:46

You know you're screwed when.....
.....the government issues the state of emergency in your house.
.....the aliens won't even abduct you for experimentation.
.....you wake up from that dream, only to find that it wasn't. (Fill in the blanks yourself :D)
.....you're a Marine, you're stuck behind enemy lines without ammunition or supplies, you're trying to get back to friendly territory and you suddenly hear *cha-chik* behind you.
.....you're watching America's Funniest Home Videos, and recognise yourself as the subject of the winning video.
.....you're walking through the woods, you turn a corner and suddenly you stand face to face with a fluffy, white bunny. (:D)

#6 TheDR

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 15:20

When you fart while meeting the queen
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#7 Soul

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 16:23

When Canadians accidentally vote on a Nazi party and the Prime Minister then fucks up the country beyond repair and turns Canada into a third world country and royally pisses off the US :D .
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 Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#8 Whitey

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 16:53

You're a screw and you see a screwdriver coming nearer.

#9 Crush3r

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 17:38

When there's a blackout in the middle of your game.

#10 nova

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 18:42

when you push the big red buton with the silo dors closed

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 19:02

View Postnova, on 24 Oct 2007, 4:42, said:

when you push the big red buton with the silo dors closed

JERRY, WE NEED TO OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THIS IS SUICIDE!

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#12 Soul

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 19:21

When you kick pimp in the groin :D .
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 Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#13 Nid

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 20:08

when you hear the phrases;
"ziggyboogydoog"
"Dr Octogonapus"
"Shoop da Whoop"
"Shoopus mah Whoopus"
"Ya Rly"
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#14 Wizard

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 20:53

when you can't get the coffin nails out

#15 Chyros

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 20:59

when you're in a sloppy looking room you don't know, chained to bound to something, a TV screen suddenly flicks on, on which you see a clown-like puppet, saying your name and "I want to play a game.".
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#16 AllStarZ

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 23:01

View PostBoidy, on 23 Oct 2007, 12:53, said:

You're a screw and you see a screwdriver coming nearer.

Oh wait I get it now. Eheheheh.

Edited by AllStarZ, 24 October 2007 - 01:54.


#17 Corrino and the Maiden

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:29

... when you find yourself lost down a dark alley with no form of protection. :D
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 11:06

When your topic gets moved. :D
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 13:50

When people says WEN!

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#20 Crazykenny

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:14

When your facing me playing a game of Over G Fighters :D
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:26

View Postкเ๔, on 24 Oct 2007, 23:50, said:

When people says WEN!

When people like Kid overmilk forum jokes such as WEN and EXORUSH - even though they weren't involved in them at all.

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:35

Your screwed when Alias comes in and pwns you :D
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#23 ◄LilRazor►

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:40

When You Say Mother Son Of A F**king Bi**h
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#24 Crazykenny

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:41

Ok... that didnt make any sense...

Your screwed when the new Mapper Guild acquires you :D
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 14:59

When Ure Playing With Me Counterstrike Source (Got Pwned)
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