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#151 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 14:50

*sees Nuker searching for me, waves at him*
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#152 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 14:55

*scouts inform nuker that the Ghostbusters are on their way.*

*while his troops battle for their livbes against converted vacuum cleaners, he sneaks away with a little 'surprise' for nuker and atlantis*

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 12 Jul 2007, 21:21, said:

"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"

#153 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 16:32

*Sees Atlantis waving*

*Ignores the fact that PEDOBEAR thinks I'm a ghost and his pithy threats*

*Tells PEDOBEAR I have nothing against him and kindly asks him to refrain from his hostile cessations*

*Motions Atlantis to hop in the Daimler*
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#154 Dauth

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 16:39

*Pulls up by Nuker*

*Allows EVE to get out and jump in the Daimler*

*Lets the big engine in my Rolls gurgle awaiting a response*

#155 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 16:41

*Hops out and opens door for E.V.E. and Atlantis*

*Waits for E.V.E. and Atlantis to hop in*

*Listens to purr from Dauth's Rolls*

*Strains in vain to hear Daimler's sleeve-valved engine*
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#156 E.V.E.

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 16:52

*Gets in Nuker's Car*

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#157 Lizzie

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 17:08

*Walks into the bar*
*Sees the madness*
*Screams THIS IS SPARTAAAA*
*Whips out two large knives and starts stabbing everyone*

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#158 Dauth

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 17:10

*Burbles away*

*Heads to a nice peaceful bar, knowing full well Jeeves will be there waiting*

#159 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 19:29

*Waits for Atlantis to hop in*

*Rings Dauth to ask for directions to bar*
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#160 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 22:29

*Puts on gasmask*

*Walks into bar with converted flamethrower*

*Sprays down everyone with nerve gas*

#161 Dauth

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 23:09

*Gives Nuker directions*

*Stays on different continent from Hobbes*

#162 Pandut

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 23:16

*records fight with a camera, and gives it to local news network*

*eats pie*
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 23:41

*Corrino decides he is getting to old for this crap*
*Sits back at bar tells bartender, gives another beer*
*Bartendter replies, I think you've had enough*
*Corrino replies, I'll tell you when I've had enough, and smashes a bottle on the counter*
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#164 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 00:16

*Runs to Atlantis and gives him the directions*

*Runs back to car and hops in*

*Tells Atlantis to meet us there*

*Rolls off toward private bar*
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#165 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 00:32

*sends the NightBringer to get dauth, and hooks himself to the bottom of nuker's car while they drive away unsuspectingly*

*plants a nuke (how ironic) on the drive shaft, and waits to detonate, whilst trying to stay hooked to teh bottom of the car*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 06 November 2007 - 00:32.

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 12 Jul 2007, 21:21, said:

"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"

#166 Pandut

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 03:28

*Shoots PEDOBEAR with Barret M82 Sniper Rifle*

*gets in his Humvee with a mounted gattling gun and mows everyone down*

*drives around to find EVE's house*

Edited by Pandut, 06 November 2007 - 03:36.

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#167 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 03:45

*Tries to live with the fact that I've told PEDOBEAR a thousand times I have nothing against him and it isn't cool to blow classic cars up*

*Slows down and tells PEDOBEAR what I just thought*

*Calls for truce*
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#168 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 04:55

*looks at nuker, and in disbelief tells him "I asked you this earlier!"*

*except for teh annihilate all opponents part.*

*pedobear accepts the truce, and goes to rid the world of evil.*

*he decides to start with the bar*

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 12 Jul 2007, 21:21, said:

"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"

#169 Dauth

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 17:07

*Congrats Nuker on sorting out the issues*

*Continues driving happily*

#170 Nid

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 17:09

*Notices thread is still alive*
*Throws many many padlocks at thread*
"Why won't you die!!!"
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#171 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 22:36

*Tells Dauth I'm going to be a bit late to the bar*

*Takes Daimler to garage*

*Hands Nidmeister a $52,000 invoice for damages to Daimler caused by padlock throwing*
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#172 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 23:20

*reads Nuker's directions, goes to private bar*
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#173 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 23:22

*asks nuker if he should send his deathless minions after nidmeister, in hope of getting the money. recommends dementors as an excellent choice*

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 12 Jul 2007, 21:21, said:

"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"

#174 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 23:24

*Tells PEDOBEAR "not at this point in time"*
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#175 CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 04:27

*nods and, seeing that nuker may have a plan for later, follows his lead*

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 12 Jul 2007, 21:21, said:

"Tanks amass in our base for the final assault"

*Sat Scan reveals 1 Gatling tank*

"Will your defences hold this time?"



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