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[Zancloufer]

*Someone in the shadows begins to follow Nidmiester . . . *

[Lizzie]

*Lizzie stops walking and turns to face behind them, throws her arms into the shadows and drags out the shadowy figure*
WHO ARE YOU!

[Dauth]

{}Look you crazy Girl, for the last freakin time, i'm the cameraman!{}

[Crazykenny]

Thanks for the bike.

*races off*

You'll never catch me!

[Lizzie]

Dauth, on 19 Nov 2007, 5:16, said:

{}Look you crazy Girl, for the last freakin time, i'm the cameraman!{}

*Mutters*

[Nid]

hmmm, Lizzie, you need to stop snapping at cameramen, and my shadow appears to be moving...
could I secretly be the adult form of Peter Pan, from some poor movie that had robin williams star in?
or could it be that I'm moving, so my shadow is moving?


damn, while I was speaking to myself that kenny guy got away...
we will need another source.
hmmmm.
*Pulls bottle of ketchup out of bag*
excellent, now where are the fries?

Edited by nidmeister, 19 November 2007 - 22:38.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Stops time*

*Does M.C. Hammer dance*

*exits*

*Time resumes*

[Lizzie]

*divides by Zero*

[Crazykenny]

*shoots Nuker so he cant traumatize more people with its Mc Hammer dance*

[Nid]

hmm
With the death and/or absence of most of our cast, this week's episode has been cancelled till we find MoAr CAst!"!!!!11

[Sgt. Nuker]

*watches bullet sail by in Matrix time*

[Lizzie]

*Throws Crumpet of doom at Kenny*

[Dauth]

*Narrator appears*

*In summary, the luckless and witless detective team have failed to find any evidence of the existence of Strategia, and even who their enemy is*

*Can you help these two heroes find strategia's killer?*

*Narrator does a merry jig*

*Narrator disappears*

[Strategia]

Dauth, on 24 Nov 2007, 10:27, said:

*Can you help these two heroes find strategia's killer?*

I'm dead? I thought I was kidnapped?

[Dauth]

*Killed, dead, who can you trust in this world?*

[Strategia]

Dauth, on 24 Nov 2007, 14:16, said:

*Killed, dead, who can you trust in this world?*

Wait, what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo..... *falls inexplicably into the darkness*

[Dauth]

*Narrator curses silly mistake*

*Stratgia has been kidnapped, is he alive or dead, we don't know (I certainly don't)*

[Strategia]

.....ooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOON *inexplicably falls back up again*

[Dauth]

*The bad person with the hidden face muscles Srategia into a dark car*

*The engine guns as it heads off down abatoir lane*

[Nid]

*finds note attatched to string*
Lizzie, check this out, It reads:
Strategia has been kidnapped, for the sum of....
$5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
:wahhhhhaa:
Where the hell are we gonna get 5 dollars from?
*Does tap dance while making a thinking face, without actually moving head*
Maybe if we follow this string, it will lead us to the kidnapper...
*Does tap dance again*

Edited by nidmeister, 24 November 2007 - 21:19.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Does bear dance in Chris' sig*

*$5 pops out of wallet*

*Dances bear dance out of scene*

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

*whilst driving strategia away, Pedobear realizes that the detectives still have no clue who he is...*

*perhaps, it is time to make some new friends...muhaaha*

*does the pedobear dance, which rapes nuker's dance, and sends him scurrying away on his bike/feet/horse/wtfother sh** he has*

Edited by PEDOBEAR, 26 November 2007 - 06:42.

[Nid]

*Notices Nuker stops sending us regards after posting*
IT WAS NUKER I TELL YOU!

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Marches in like a toy soldier*

*Stops time*

*Faces audience and emplores them to realize that I'm just the comic relief*

*Marches out*

*time resumes*


Regards,

Nuker


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[Pandut]

Why is there no emotican for :( ?