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I've created a new religion...

Started By Guest_Σιμβολ_*, Mar 06 2006 18:18

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#1 Guest_Kacen_*

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 18:18

I've created a new religion, its called Cakeism.

In Cakeism, the meaning of life is cake. Our life is consumed with getting from point A to Cake, to Cake, and so on...

Buying your own cake is blasphemy, for you must wait for cake to come to you; whether it be a birthday party, a wedding, or whatever. All other pleasures in life are merely to pass the time before you finally get to cake.

#2 Waris

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 18:21

So what shall I do?

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 18:44

Does this religion let you have your cake and eat it? Or is it all just a big cakewalk?
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#4 BillyChaka

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Posted 06 March 2006 - 21:30

Har har. First, I shall steal Waris' coffee mug, (and clean it) and dip my cake into the coffee.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.

#5 Waris

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 00:33

Umm for what?

You want my STD? :tard:

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 00:48

I'll uh... I'll pretend I didn't hear that.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 05:27

I protest.

Flanism is alot better :tard:

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 05:55

Dare I say Cakeism is a "sweet" religion?

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Edited by Nuker86, 07 March 2006 - 05:55.

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#9 Waris

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 06:10

jermies, on 7 Mar 2006, 13:27, said:

I protest.

Flanism is alot better :tard:
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REPENT!! REPENT, YOU SINNER!!!!

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 06:22

repent? you shall face my wrath rarrr
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:06

bah all should follow my religion.

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:11

lol. try

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Incoming shovel!/Freedom! Also ow!/You got frohwned!/Ow! My internal organs!/I'm okay! I landed on a sofa and a person!/Hit 'Alt-F4" to enable god mode!

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:15

isnt that athiestism and you are persecuting my religion and it is againt human rights chater of UN and for that you shall be hung to death.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:39

:tard:

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Gordon Frohman said:

Incoming shovel!/Freedom! Also ow!/You got frohwned!/Ow! My internal organs!/I'm okay! I landed on a sofa and a person!/Hit 'Alt-F4" to enable god mode!

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Rest now, mighty myrmidont, for you have been owned

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:44

ProphetOfThePimpsism is Iamgettinglaidtonightism.

the only thing the followers have to do it get laid and make all efforts to get the leader prophet (Thats me BTW) laid also.:tard:
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:45

lol. :tard:



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Gordon Frohman said:

Incoming shovel!/Freedom! Also ow!/You got frohwned!/Ow! My internal organs!/I'm okay! I landed on a sofa and a person!/Hit 'Alt-F4" to enable god mode!

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Rest now, mighty myrmidont, for you have been owned

#17 Waris

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:48

That one is restricted to a select few :tard:

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:49

That only hunter,immo, deathstrike and crizz can follow. I follow Moeratorskickassism
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#19 Waris

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 07:50

Sounds kewl. I wanna join!

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 08:09

Waris and I follow:

Caffienism...

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Posted 07 March 2006 - 15:21

you look like a follower of spamism. :tard:
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 18:25

i' follow alchemism
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 20:52

I am the leader of spamism... whoever questions the almighty SPAM will get LOADS of Spam PM's... :P

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 03:00

I shall not knock spamism then.

I shall only interject that the "religion" I follow is internetism. One need only to turn on the computer and click Internet Explorer OR Firefox to start. Then all one needs to do is every so ofter through out the day check back on the computer and do more internet surfing. That is all that is required. All walks of life are welcome to join.

Respectfully,

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 05:16

When I mean loads I mean 50+ Everyday :P

Do not question the SPAM! :)

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