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#276 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 27 April 2006 - 22:24
#278 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 27 April 2006 - 22:51
#279
Posted 27 April 2006 - 22:55
#280 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 27 April 2006 - 23:05
#281
Posted 27 April 2006 - 23:14
#283
Posted 27 April 2006 - 23:18
Edited by Dachamp, 27 April 2006 - 23:18.
#285
Posted 27 April 2006 - 23:22
#286
Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:10



Regards,
Major Nuker

#287
Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:18
10 billion dollars in cash...

I've decided to go for choice one, cuz it sounds better lol...
*gets inside my Imperator Titan*
Imperator Titan
It has a freaking palace on its shoulders, y'all dictators can party up there and enjoy the ride.

#288 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 28 April 2006 - 10:32

Edited by Centric Military CEO, 28 April 2006 - 10:33.
#290 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 28 April 2006 - 11:47

#291 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 28 April 2006 - 12:01
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he **** man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that *** man
Hey I'll tell you what
my man on the guitar
fool on the drums
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mic I'll tell you all these ******jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar, cap dem' dawgs
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we ****** on the bed
****** on the floor
**** so long I grew a **** afro
then I **** to the left (left)
***** to the right (right)
she sucked my ***** 'til the **** turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my aend lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother ##@%$@$ whooped my end all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn cat I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna **** that female dog just one more time
[CHORUS]
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a **** that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I ******* her once, I***** her twice
I ate that cat like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big End and big **** too
So I hopped in her End like kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her End and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, cat was lunch
then her ***** busted open with hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just **** me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
INo more Or else hunter will ban me or ather people will Now before if any one bans me Please let me know Ops i left sum s word un scensord no wory fixted
Edited by Centric Military CEO, 29 April 2006 - 00:17.
#292
Posted 29 April 2006 - 00:14


#293 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 29 April 2006 - 00:15
#294
Posted 29 April 2006 - 00:47
In faithful service,
Major Nuker

#295 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 29 April 2006 - 00:49
#297 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 29 April 2006 - 01:32
Edited by Centric Military CEO, 29 April 2006 - 01:34.
#298
Posted 29 April 2006 - 01:33
#299 Guest_Centric Founder and Owner_*
Posted 29 April 2006 - 01:39

#300
Posted 29 April 2006 - 01:40
*shoots the missile with an explosive rifle round*
Damn I'm good.
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