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[nova]

subjects puts in an infinite white void wher the only other thing is a floating tv that folows your around however it only plays the most boring programs programs and you have to watch it or you get electroucuted and every 24 hours you get lit on fire but YOU cant die

[Foxhound]

Areze, on 13 Feb 2008, 12:25, said:

*mails to Philadelphia*

Off topic, how is that torture?

On topic
*Gives nova a furby that is sentient and follows her wherever she goes*

[Areze]

Foxhound, on 13 Feb 2008, 19:06, said:

Areze, on 13 Feb 2008, 12:25, said:

*mails to Philadelphia*

Off topic, how is that torture?

I have conceded that Philadelphia has been demoted to hell on earth. I hear about a murder/kidnapping/rape/assault almost 5 times a day 24/7. Not to mention it's drowning under a sea of chavs.

[Sic]

Forcefully cause him to watch lemonparty 24/7.

[Foxhound]

That's just wrong

*Forces to watch 2girls1cup 24/7 with his eyes held open with clothespins*

[nova]

thesla troper accent "shock therpy" only 24/7 and you dont die

[markintellect]

TPAM would would be forced to make a Penrose triangle

[Libains]

Slowly removes the intellect to leave us with, mark.

[markintellect]

Arrg! It burns!

I would make you simultaneously be impaled by the sword in you sig while being burnt by the dragon

[Libains]

I would slowly turn you into a cartoon splatie and write the word POW in your blood.

[Destiny]

I'd bind to a chair, situated beside a nuclear waste facility. Then I'd expose you to all forms of gases. After that I'd move you to the center of a highway with vehicles zooming past your ears. Then I will put you next to an USAF Airbase's runway when they're on training. After that I'd let you surf E-Studios' anime babes thread.

[Jazzie Spurs]

/me makes orgasm sound, then points Destiny and runs.

[Libains]

Destiny, on 10 Jun 2008, 7:22, said:

After that I'd let you surf E-Studios' anime babes thread.

That'd cause me serious brain damage alone.

To kill a kid - i'd murder it's mommy and let it look at it's poor goat body.

[Destiny]

I'm innocent! Look, the pureness of my mind! That innocence is so pure, it's even whiter than...white!

Well, having the kid look at it's dead mommy didn't work out very well, the girl only lost her eyesight and leg motors due to shock. (lol Code Geass reference)

[Libains]

Well to get rid of you, I'd rob you of any Destiny and let you wander the world with nothing to come of the rest of your life.

[Destiny]

I have no future, I have no fate, I have no destiny Well, this isn't as bad as some others have suggested...hehe.

[Libains]

I'd poor burning hot tar over your body after having given you forty lashes. I would then proceed to drag your burned body through the streets and then have your limbs torn from your body by horses tied to each limb that are then sent dashing off. I would then proceed to gut your body, and then finally execute you.

Stolen from French Royalty