67 replies to this topic

[Thez]

Alias, on 16 Mar 2008, 2:50, said:

You light both ends of one of them, and one end of the other.

When the one with both ends is lit finishes (30 minutes), you light the other side of the one you only lit one side of. When that's burnt, you have 45 minutes.

Correct

[Umbrella Secrets]

I got another that is better than the last one that I did.

A man quits his job, as he walks out of the room and then he shuts the light off.

200 people die when he shuts the light off. What causes 200 people to die?

Edited by U-W-SAtomicarmy, 16 March 2008 - 13:17.

[Alias]

He operates streetlights?

[Mbob61]

Does he work in a lighthouse, so when he turns the light off a boat sinks?

Mike

Edited by mbob61, 16 March 2008 - 18:19.

[Umbrella Secrets]

mbob61, on 16 Mar 2008, 13:18, said:

Does he work in a lighthouse, so when he turns the light off a boat sinks?

Mike

Correct

[Mbob61]

woot

i got one

In 1987 a crane collapsed in a residential area of Liverpool at lunchtime, yet nobody saw or heard anything. Why not?

Mike

Edited by mbob61, 16 March 2008 - 18:51.

[Umbrella Secrets]

A crane is a bird, and it crashed?

Edited by S.O.PAtomicarmy, 16 March 2008 - 18:59.

[Mbob61]

S.O.PAtomicarmy, on 16 Mar 2008, 18:55, said:

A crane is a bird, and it crashed

Well done. correct

Mike

[Umbrella Secrets]

That is the first time, I got one on the first guess.


2 men die in a cabin in the woods, how did they die?

Edited by S.O.PAtomicarmy, 16 March 2008 - 19:03.

[Mbob61]

using ink?

Mike

Edited by mbob61, 16 March 2008 - 19:44.

[Umbrella Secrets]

no

[Mbob61]

with dye?*

Mike

[Umbrella Secrets]

no

[Alias]

They died in a cabin in the woods.

[Umbrella Secrets]

no

[namman2]

They died because of smoke?

[Waris]

He's a pilot?

[Umbrella Secrets]

Waris, on 17 Mar 2008, 3:44, said:

He's a pilot?

Correct.

Edited by S.O.PAtomicarmy, 17 March 2008 - 11:06.

[Waris]

Wait, to which question I answered again?

[Zeke]

I have one

If a man is born in the Philippines, studies in America, works in China, and died in Singapore, what is he?

[Jefferson]

A human

Edit: Serious answer: Philippinese? (someone who is a citizen of the philippines, not sure what the word really is)

Edited by Huntez, 17 March 2008 - 12:25.

[Alias]

Zeke, on 17 Mar 2008, 22:49, said:

I have one

If a man is born in the Philippines, studies in America, works in China, and died in Singapore, what is he?

Dead.

[Waris]

A young Filipino resistance rebel who studied in America prior to joining the war as an Allied spy in Japan-occupied China, unfortunately caught and executed in Singapore.

Edited by Waris, 17 March 2008 - 12:33.

[Mbob61]

a pilot?

Mike

[Waris]

mbob61, on 17 Mar 2008, 23:03, said:

a pilot?

Why it has suddenly become a relevant answer to everything?