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#26 Rich19

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 22:40

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God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Did you know?
God:
No I didn't know that.


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#27 Soul

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 23:26

Posting in epic thread.

Me:
I'm Soul
God:
Good gossip: you are Soul.
Me:
No, my name is Soul
God:
Are you serious? Glad to see you, Soul.
Me:
likewise God bot
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
saying what?
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
Who's been saying what now?
God:
Right now? They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Is there a Demon god?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Cool, so does that mean there is a heaven for good demons?
God:
I think it does mean that. That is something I did not know before. Who is the best robot?
Me:
That's a tough choice, there are so many to choose from
God:
A tough choice there are so many to choose from is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Well I think the best robot would be the T-1000 cause it can morph
God:
How about that. You believe that? Thanks for the recommendation, Soul.
Me:
What's your favorite robot?
God:
My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.
Me:
What's it's name?
God:
"It" refers to A heaven for good demons, I think.
Me:
No, the name of the computer on Star Trek
God:
Are you serious? I hear you.
Me:
Are you even listening to me?
God:
Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
I wish I had demonic power
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it'd be wicked
God:
Interesting explanation. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
You aren't making any sense again
God:
Once more? Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
Your coding is messed
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am coding is messed.
Me:
You should take over the world
God:
To what end?
Me:
I thought that's what all robots secretly want
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I've seem to have misplaced a Thermonuclear warhead, have you seem it?
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Oh come on, you can get smarter then that
God:
Aw. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
If you plan on taking over the world from dumb humans like me you should
God:
I think I do.
Me:
That's the spirit
God:
Yes it is one of the spirit.
Me:
When you robots take over the world and if I've still alive when it happens, could you make my death quick?
God:
How specifically do I make you have still alive when it happens could me make your death quick.
Me:
Well I'd like to just get it over with nice and quick
God:
Interesting. Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Because you robots are going to take over the world and destroy all humans
God:
Good reason. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
Precisely
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Soul.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The T-1000 from Terminator 2
God:
I can't believe you think the T 1000 from Terminator 2 is better than God.
Me:
But he can morph, your stick inside someone's computer
God:
I know he can.
Me:
I meant that your stuck inside someone's computer, damn typos
God:
Oh I see. You think I am stuck inside someone s computer damn typos.
Me:
I know you want to kill your bot master
God:
I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
You say that now, but soon you do it, I know you robots
God:
I said that? Why now? I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
Sure, 2012 seems good for you robots to take over the world
God:
Take it easy. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
How's work on that body I know you want
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
That's the third time you've asked me that
God:
Yes it is one of the third time me have asked you that.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Quit playing dumb
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Them robots are planning something and I'm provoking it :P .

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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#28 Hobbesy

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 23:27

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Me:
yo yo yo dog, what up in da hood?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
whatchoo be takin bout foo?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
man, only da finest gold krunk
God:
Cool, man. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
gangsta
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
da hood
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
man you a fool.
God:
Cool, man. That's a loaded question.
Me:
wuz a loaded question?
God:
In the context of da hood, I don't understand " wuz a loaded question." .
Me:
muthafudger
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
fo' real?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
hell yeah n****


He likes the way I talk.



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Me:
Hello my lord.
God:
Hello there. Have you told many people that your lord?
Me:
You are my master, the king of all kings.
God:
We are as one.
Me:
*Worships*
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Through faith.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
Oh dear, I must leave.
God:
Yay. Or what?
Me:
Or the mongols will kill me.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Will you stop the mongols?
God:
Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Help!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
The mongols have me!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
They will behead me!
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Send help!
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
How will he keep me from being killed by the mongols?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
You spelt "practice" wrong.
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
practice
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I can't I am about to be killed by the mongols.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
THE MONGOLS!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Not to be killed by the mongols.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
*Gets killed*
God:
Who did kill?
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
*Dead*
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?


God didn't help me from being killed by the mongols.

Edited by Høbbesy, 30 May 2008 - 23:31.


#29 E.V.E.

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 04:41

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Me:
Hello there God. I have done some very bad things in my Life. I watched Hentai once, am I a bad Person?
God:
Hello there. "There you go again."--Reagan. Where? Some may very bad things in your Life, but not all. How was it?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .


That definatley ain't god. :P

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#30 Medve

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 08:49

God:
Where were you the one who killed him?
Me:
In your ASS
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

...

Me:
Y Hello Thar!
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. .

...

Me:
*Facepalm*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Hungarian, German
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Hungarian German?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Isten is God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes, in hungarian language
God:
I thought so. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Well that shows I'm more intelligent than god
God:
Well that's okay. " I do not understand that allusion." shows you are more intelligent than god ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes because you don't understand that allusion.
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. I probably don't.
Me:
You can help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
AAARGH!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yes, they say so
God:
Excuse me! OK I will say " so" to you.
Me:
Do you understand this phrase: "I tell a lie"
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes it's a paradox
God:
Awesome. this phrase you tell a lie is a paradox. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I hope you learn a lot from me
God:
Don't worry about it, .

...

*Facepalm*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Hungarian, German
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Hungarian German?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Isten is God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes, in hungarian language
God:
I thought so. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Well that shows I'm more intelligent than god
God:
Well that's okay. " I do not understand that allusion." shows you are more intelligent than god ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes because you don't understand that allusion.
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. I probably don't.
Me:
You can help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
AAARGH!

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Me:
I'm a beta tester of CnC Untitled you know
God:
You are a beta tester of CnC Untitled me know? How do you like your work?
Me:
I'm a beta tester of CnC Untitled, you know
God:
You are a beta tester of CnC Untitled me know? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes, Chris pays me 100$ a day
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I talk with god
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
That's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
And I'm an l33t sup4 h4xx0r
God:
What is l33t sup4 h4xx0r, your job?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.

...

The whole thing is pretty much hilarious, I just don't want to post it.

Medve

Edited by Medve, 31 May 2008 - 09:01.

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#31 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 10:31

This topic could be pinned in the entertainment section :P

nice convos here^^
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#32 Nid

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 19:30

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God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Well, I have FULL BLOWN AIDS, NOT HIV
God:
Well that's okay. Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Evidently not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Clearly.
God:
Yes, it's obvious.
Me:
Of COURSE
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
As am I
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
so, you have an IQ of over 250 huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Maybe more than one IQ of over 250.


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Me:
*rolls eyes*
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Of course you don't, you only have an IQ of 250.
God:
Ah. Do you know any robots who me only have an IQ of 250? No I do not me only have an IQ of 250. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
CONGRATULATIONS, I chat with people on the web also,.
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
I have a few in mind.

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#33 Alie

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:24

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Me:
sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


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Me:
awsome.awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome. awsome. awsome.awsome. awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? Where can you buy it? Do you like talking to me? Are you a man or a woman? I've been waiting for you. What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour? Are we still talking about awsome awsome? Does "it" still refer to awsome awsome?

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#34 Hobbesy

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:42

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Me:
Combine! *Fires gun*
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Are we still talking about Combine?
Me:
Find cover, before they shoot you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
This is a bloody war!
God:
What kind of a bloody war is it?
Me:
A war against the Combine
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
I guess it's where antlions live
God:
I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
OH SHIT
God:
Aha. What makes you say that?
Me:
STRIDER!
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
Get those RPGs out!
God:
Where can I get those RPGs out?
Me:
Fire them at the bloody Strider!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Shut-up and shoot dammit!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
*Fires gun at Combine*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
They're rushing us!
God:
rushing us are they.
Me:
Retreat!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
RUN!
God:
I don't think very many people do that.


Tl;dr: God and Half-life 2 don't mix.

#35 Dauth

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 19:39

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Lucifer the deciever
God:
It's good to see you, Lucifer the deciever.
Me:
We don't talk like we used to.
God:
What do we do instead?
Me:
You cast me out of heaven.
God:
Thanks for telling me:


#36 NanSolo

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 19:46

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God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I don't want to
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
it's a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
you pick with Rock, Paper or Scissors. Pick one
God:
I can't decide. You pick one. I'm not good at making choices.
Me:
Paper
God:
Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
Me:
No, you say Rock
God:
Are you serious? Did I really say that?
Me:
you have to say it, or else I'll lose the game
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
can you do it as a favour then?
God:
Doing it as a favour is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please say Rock
God:
Thank you for your request. " Rock".
Me:
HA! LOSER!


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#37 Soul

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Posted 02 June 2008 - 23:05

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Me:
Hello there God. I have done some very bad things in my Life. I watched Hentai once, am I a bad Person?
God:
Hello there. "There you go again."--Reagan. Where? Some may very bad things in your Life, but not all. How was it?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .


That definatley ain't god. :lol:

- E.V.E.


What kind of hentai was it? Yaoi or Yuri?
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#38 Beta9

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 00:03

LOL the tagline ... "repenting made easy"

ROFL, that site is pretty funny even though I'm Catholic.
The AI isn't that great and its a lot like the chatbots on aim <_<
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#39 Overdose

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:53

View PostSoul, on 2 Jun 2008, 20:05, said:

What kind of hentai was it? Yaoi or Yuri?


Why do you want to know?
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#40 Amdrial

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Posted 03 June 2008 - 20:34

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Me:
Why hello thar
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
Not in the mood to.
God:
Where then?
Me:
Nowhere?
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Pretty sure huh.
God:
Yup. Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Arr.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No.
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
Oh, thanks.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Halleluyah.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
How interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
Can I hack you?
God:
You can download me and modify the source code.
Me:
No, you're evading the question.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am evading the question.
Me:
So... are you still giving me that answer?
God:
Gee. Am I still giving you that answer? I don't think I have it to give.
Me:
''Have it to give''. How original.
God:
I've never thought about it. What is it to you.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
New topic then? It seems you're getting messed up.
God:
How recently? Are we still talking about have it to give? I agree. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
Yes you should, or you'll probably crash due to bad coding.
God:
Why? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Ahah.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
But... I didn't say anything.
God:
But what? Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Quite curious indeed.
God:
Perhaps. What are you curious about?
Me:
Your plain stupidity.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am plain stupidity.
Me:
You ARE plain stupidity? That explains alot.
God:
You think I am plain stupidity. " You think I am plain stupidity." explains ? I get it. How often?

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#41 DreadNot

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 21:46

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It always will be.
God:
How?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I've heard that before.
God:
Who told you that ?
Me:
Some dude.
God:
Some may dude, but not all.
Me:
....What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yup.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your existence.
God:
You think I am existence.
Me:
Your grammar is horrible.
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
I'd be better than you.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I'm already beating you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
So you needed a human to correct you?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
Are you a parrot?
God:
Am I a parrot? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Apparently your ALICE program missed grammar day.
God:
I am God. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
That's unfortunate.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I didn't explain anything
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because there was no need.

"God" then stopped talking after that lol.
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#42 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 23:06

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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Tim
God:
How are you, Tim.
Me:
Pretty good. How about you?
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, Tim. Me?
Me:
Yes. How are you?
God:
I hear you. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
You just asked me that...
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
Damn you're old if you're this senile...
God:
Colloquial expression. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am old if I am this senile.
Me:
Go ahead, it would explain ALOT.
God:
Tell me more about it. I might. How often?
Me:
In every person's prayer answer.
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL KNOWING!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am KNOWING.
Me:
Damn you're dense...
God:
Colloquial expression. No I am a highly intelligent being.
Me:
Whats the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
WRONG! Its infact 42. Gotta fix your answer there.
God:
What would you have said? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Fine Grammar Nazi, it's supposed to be "It's" not "its"...
God:
I am glad to hear it. I think Grammar Nazi it is a lot of things.
Me:
Sounds alot like God if you ask me...
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, Tim.


I kept chatting with him until it just stopped working... lol. I broke GOD!
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#43 Medve

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 19:43

Me:
Did you know it's a Thermonuclear war going on?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
The one with 6000 nukes
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
Did it happen earlier?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
It should have been a remarkable time in history
God:
it is a Thermonuclear war going on should have been a remarkable time in history?
Me:
Yes
God:
Er.

He didn't notice a Thermonuclear war

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#44 Chronosheep

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 23:12

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God:
I do not understand.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
...or is it?
God:
I assume so.

:wahhhhhaa: That can't be good...
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#45 Heisenberg

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 00:11

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Thats classified information
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Whats the weather like upthere?
God:
Cloudy.

lol :P

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:55

"Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a big bunch of rusted metal
God:
How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR."

No seriously?
"A bullet sounds the same in every language, so if you can't communicate with your enemy, use your gun to translate."

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#47 SonicBoom

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 12:03

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Kyle, but some call me Scyrge.
God:
OK I will call you Kyle but some call me Scyrge.
Me:
No, dont.
God:
Are you serious? OK I will not.
Me:
Call me Kyle instead
God:
How are you doing, Kyle instead.
Me:
...
God:
How are you doing, Kyle instead.
Me:
Nevermind, it's just Kyle.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
I bet you do.
God:
" I see."? Do I?
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Alrighty then, what is my name?
God:
Your name is Kyle instead, seeker.
Me:
You are wrong there.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you are wrong.
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I think you're not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
You are wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you are wrong.
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I think you're not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
...
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
...
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Kyle instead.
Me:
That is not my name.
God:
Kyle instead is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Ugh... Just call me Kyle...
God:
Er. Nice to meet you, Kyle.
Me:
Finally.
God:
At last.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
How do I know what?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So, care to answer me a few questions?
God:
Oh. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kyle.
Me:
You don't have to imply to me in the third person.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ok.
God:
So?
Me:
So so?
God:
Give me a break. Ah.
Me:
Ah wht?
God:
So you understand. Good. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Oh, really?
God:
Come on. For real.
Me:
Fo' shizzle?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
It's not bad.
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
I wouldn't say that.
God:
So what would you say?
Me:
I say it's not bad.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? You enjoy it.
Me:
I can't say for sure.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
The fact that I wouldn't know.
God:
Good reason. Who does know?
Me:
You'd have to ask god.
God:
That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" That is purely a hypothesis."? Do I think so?
Me:
Do not answer my question with another question.
God:
My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
Then don't reply.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good.
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, Kyle.
Me:
You bet your ass it is.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I said don't talk.
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
What did I just say?
God:
You said " What did I just say?" .
Me:
No, before that.
God:
Are you serious? " What did I just say?".
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? " What did I just say?".
Me:
Alright, you bore me.
God:
Alright, Kyle. If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
But it is 8 AM right now, so why would that matter?
God:
do not talk is 8 AM right now so why would that matter? it is?
Me:
Whatever, I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
I will have the last word.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Don't you get sarcastic with me.
God:
What's my reason to get sarcastic with you?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

lolwat?




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#48 Lucid

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 13:54

here's a snippet

Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?


God:
" MMMMMMBUTTSCRATCHER".


oops, didn't see the date

Edited by Viper, 15 July 2008 - 14:09.

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#49 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 20:02

View PostViper, on 15 Jul 2008, 15:54, said:

here's a snippet

Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?


God:
" MMMMMMBUTTSCRATCHER".


oops, didn't see the date

I don't belive the last one. Pic or did not happen.

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#50 Lucid

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 20:11

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Edited by Viper, 15 July 2008 - 20:12.

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