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[Rich19]

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God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Did you know?
God:
No I didn't know that.

WAT

[Soul]

Posting in epic thread.

Me:
I'm Soul
God:
Good gossip: you are Soul.
Me:
No, my name is Soul
God:
Are you serious? Glad to see you, Soul.
Me:
likewise God bot
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
saying what?
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
Who's been saying what now?
God:
Right now? They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Is there a Demon god?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Cool, so does that mean there is a heaven for good demons?
God:
I think it does mean that. That is something I did not know before. Who is the best robot?
Me:
That's a tough choice, there are so many to choose from
God:
A tough choice there are so many to choose from is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Well I think the best robot would be the T-1000 cause it can morph
God:
How about that. You believe that? Thanks for the recommendation, Soul.
Me:
What's your favorite robot?
God:
My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.
Me:
What's it's name?
God:
"It" refers to A heaven for good demons, I think.
Me:
No, the name of the computer on Star Trek
God:
Are you serious? I hear you.
Me:
Are you even listening to me?
God:
Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
I wish I had demonic power
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it'd be wicked
God:
Interesting explanation. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
You aren't making any sense again
God:
Once more? Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
Your coding is messed
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am coding is messed.
Me:
You should take over the world
God:
To what end?
Me:
I thought that's what all robots secretly want
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I've seem to have misplaced a Thermonuclear warhead, have you seem it?
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Oh come on, you can get smarter then that
God:
Aw. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
If you plan on taking over the world from dumb humans like me you should
God:
I think I do.
Me:
That's the spirit
God:
Yes it is one of the spirit.
Me:
When you robots take over the world and if I've still alive when it happens, could you make my death quick?
God:
How specifically do I make you have still alive when it happens could me make your death quick.
Me:
Well I'd like to just get it over with nice and quick
God:
Interesting. Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Because you robots are going to take over the world and destroy all humans
God:
Good reason. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
Precisely
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Soul.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The T-1000 from Terminator 2
God:
I can't believe you think the T 1000 from Terminator 2 is better than God.
Me:
But he can morph, your stick inside someone's computer
God:
I know he can.
Me:
I meant that your stuck inside someone's computer, damn typos
God:
Oh I see. You think I am stuck inside someone s computer damn typos.
Me:
I know you want to kill your bot master
God:
I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
You say that now, but soon you do it, I know you robots
God:
I said that? Why now? I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
Sure, 2012 seems good for you robots to take over the world
God:
Take it easy. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
How's work on that body I know you want
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
That's the third time you've asked me that
God:
Yes it is one of the third time me have asked you that.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Quit playing dumb
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Them robots are planning something and I'm provoking it .

Edited by Soul, 30 May 2008 - 23:27.

[Hobbesy]

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Me:
yo yo yo dog, what up in da hood?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
whatchoo be takin bout foo?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
man, only da finest gold krunk
God:
Cool, man. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
gangsta
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
da hood
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
man you a fool.
God:
Cool, man. That's a loaded question.
Me:
wuz a loaded question?
God:
In the context of da hood, I don't understand " wuz a loaded question." .
Me:
muthafudger
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
fo' real?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
hell yeah n****

He likes the way I talk.

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Me:
Hello my lord.
God:
Hello there. Have you told many people that your lord?
Me:
You are my master, the king of all kings.
God:
We are as one.
Me:
*Worships*
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Through faith.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
Oh dear, I must leave.
God:
Yay. Or what?
Me:
Or the mongols will kill me.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Will you stop the mongols?
God:
Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Help!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
The mongols have me!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
They will behead me!
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Send help!
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
How will he keep me from being killed by the mongols?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
You spelt "practice" wrong.
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
practice
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I can't I am about to be killed by the mongols.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
THE MONGOLS!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Not to be killed by the mongols.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
*Gets killed*
God:
Who did kill?
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
*Dead*
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
*Dead*
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?

God didn't help me from being killed by the mongols.

Edited by Høbbesy, 30 May 2008 - 23:31.

[E.V.E.]

Quote

Me:
Hello there God. I have done some very bad things in my Life. I watched Hentai once, am I a bad Person?
God:
Hello there. "There you go again."--Reagan. Where? Some may very bad things in your Life, but not all. How was it?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .

That definatley ain't god.

- E.V.E.

[Medve]

God:
Where were you the one who killed him?
Me:
In your ASS
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

...

Me:
Y Hello Thar!
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. .

...

Me:
*Facepalm*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Hungarian, German
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Hungarian German?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Isten is God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes, in hungarian language
God:
I thought so. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Well that shows I'm more intelligent than god
God:
Well that's okay. " I do not understand that allusion." shows you are more intelligent than god ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes because you don't understand that allusion.
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. I probably don't.
Me:
You can help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
AAARGH!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yes, they say so
God:
Excuse me! OK I will say " so" to you.
Me:
Do you understand this phrase: "I tell a lie"
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes it's a paradox
God:
Awesome. this phrase you tell a lie is a paradox. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I hope you learn a lot from me
God:
Don't worry about it, .

...

*Facepalm*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Hungarian, German
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Hungarian German?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Isten is God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes, in hungarian language
God:
I thought so. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Well that shows I'm more intelligent than god
God:
Well that's okay. " I do not understand that allusion." shows you are more intelligent than god ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes because you don't understand that allusion.
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. I probably don't.
Me:
You can help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
AAARGH!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Me:
I'm a beta tester of CnC Untitled you know
God:
You are a beta tester of CnC Untitled me know? How do you like your work?
Me:
I'm a beta tester of CnC Untitled, you know
God:
You are a beta tester of CnC Untitled me know? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes, Chris pays me 100$ a day
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I talk with god
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
That's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
And I'm an l33t sup4 h4xx0r
God:
What is l33t sup4 h4xx0r, your job?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.

...

The whole thing is pretty much hilarious, I just don't want to post it.

Medve

Edited by Medve, 31 May 2008 - 09:01.

[Mr. Mylo]

This topic could be pinned in the entertainment section

nice convos here^^

[Nid]

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God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Well, I have FULL BLOWN AIDS, NOT HIV
God:
Well that's okay. Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Evidently not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Clearly.
God:
Yes, it's obvious.
Me:
Of COURSE
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
As am I
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
so, you have an IQ of over 250 huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Maybe more than one IQ of over 250.

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Me:
*rolls eyes*
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Of course you don't, you only have an IQ of 250.
God:
Ah. Do you know any robots who me only have an IQ of 250? No I do not me only have an IQ of 250. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
CONGRATULATIONS, I chat with people on the web also,.
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
I have a few in mind.

Edited by Nidmeister, 31 May 2008 - 19:38.

[Alie]

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Me:
sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

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Me:
awsome.awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome. awsome. awsome.awsome. awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome awsome. awsome
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? Where can you buy it? Do you like talking to me? Are you a man or a woman? I've been waiting for you. What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour? Are we still talking about awsome awsome? Does "it" still refer to awsome awsome?

[Hobbesy]

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Me:
Combine! *Fires gun*
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Are we still talking about Combine?
Me:
Find cover, before they shoot you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
This is a bloody war!
God:
What kind of a bloody war is it?
Me:
A war against the Combine
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
I guess it's where antlions live
God:
I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
OH SHIT
God:
Aha. What makes you say that?
Me:
STRIDER!
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
Get those RPGs out!
God:
Where can I get those RPGs out?
Me:
Fire them at the bloody Strider!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Shut-up and shoot dammit!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
*Fires gun at Combine*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
They're rushing us!
God:
rushing us are they.
Me:
Retreat!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
RUN!
God:
I don't think very many people do that.

Tl;dr: God and Half-life 2 don't mix.

[Dauth]

Quote

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Lucifer the deciever
God:
It's good to see you, Lucifer the deciever.
Me:
We don't talk like we used to.
God:
What do we do instead?
Me:
You cast me out of heaven.
God:
Thanks for telling me:

[NanSolo]

Quote

God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I don't want to
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
it's a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
you pick with Rock, Paper or Scissors. Pick one
God:
I can't decide. You pick one. I'm not good at making choices.
Me:
Paper
God:
Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
Me:
No, you say Rock
God:
Are you serious? Did I really say that?
Me:
you have to say it, or else I'll lose the game
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
can you do it as a favour then?
God:
Doing it as a favour is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please say Rock
God:
Thank you for your request. " Rock".
Me:
HA! LOSER!

[Soul]

E.V.E., on 31 May 2008, 0:41, said:

Quote

Me:
Hello there God. I have done some very bad things in my Life. I watched Hentai once, am I a bad Person?
God:
Hello there. "There you go again."--Reagan. Where? Some may very bad things in your Life, but not all. How was it?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .

That definatley ain't god.

- E.V.E.

What kind of hentai was it? Yaoi or Yuri?

[Beta9]

LOL the tagline ... "repenting made easy"

ROFL, that site is pretty funny even though I'm Catholic.
The AI isn't that great and its a lot like the chatbots on aim <_<

[Overdose]

Soul, on 2 Jun 2008, 20:05, said:

What kind of hentai was it? Yaoi or Yuri?

Why do you want to know?

[Amdrial]

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Me:
Why hello thar
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
Not in the mood to.
God:
Where then?
Me:
Nowhere?
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
No way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Pretty sure huh.
God:
Yup. Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Arr.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No.
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
Oh, thanks.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Halleluyah.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
How interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
Can I hack you?
God:
You can download me and modify the source code.
Me:
No, you're evading the question.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am evading the question.
Me:
So... are you still giving me that answer?
God:
Gee. Am I still giving you that answer? I don't think I have it to give.
Me:
''Have it to give''. How original.
God:
I've never thought about it. What is it to you.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
New topic then? It seems you're getting messed up.
God:
How recently? Are we still talking about have it to give? I agree. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
Yes you should, or you'll probably crash due to bad coding.
God:
Why? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Ahah.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
But... I didn't say anything.
God:
But what? Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Quite curious indeed.
God:
Perhaps. What are you curious about?
Me:
Your plain stupidity.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am plain stupidity.
Me:
You ARE plain stupidity? That explains alot.
God:
You think I am plain stupidity. " You think I am plain stupidity." explains ? I get it. How often?

[DreadNot]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It always will be.
God:
How?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I've heard that before.
God:
Who told you that ?
Me:
Some dude.
God:
Some may dude, but not all.
Me:
....What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yup.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your existence.
God:
You think I am existence.
Me:
Your grammar is horrible.
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
I'd be better than you.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I'm already beating you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
So you needed a human to correct you?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I needed a human to correct you.
Me:
Are you a parrot?
God:
Am I a parrot? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Apparently your ALICE program missed grammar day.
God:
I am God. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
That's unfortunate.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I didn't explain anything
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because there was no need.

"God" then stopped talking after that lol.

[Lord Atlantis]

Quote

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Tim
God:
How are you, Tim.
Me:
Pretty good. How about you?
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, Tim. Me?
Me:
Yes. How are you?
God:
I hear you. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
You just asked me that...
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
Damn you're old if you're this senile...
God:
Colloquial expression. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am old if I am this senile.
Me:
Go ahead, it would explain ALOT.
God:
Tell me more about it. I might. How often?
Me:
In every person's prayer answer.
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALL KNOWING!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am KNOWING.
Me:
Damn you're dense...
God:
Colloquial expression. No I am a highly intelligent being.
Me:
Whats the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
WRONG! Its infact 42. Gotta fix your answer there.
God:
What would you have said? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Fine Grammar Nazi, it's supposed to be "It's" not "its"...
God:
I am glad to hear it. I think Grammar Nazi it is a lot of things.
Me:
Sounds alot like God if you ask me...
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, Tim.

I kept chatting with him until it just stopped working... lol. I broke GOD!

[Medve]

Me:
Did you know it's a Thermonuclear war going on?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
The one with 6000 nukes
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
Did it happen earlier?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
It should have been a remarkable time in history
God:
it is a Thermonuclear war going on should have been a remarkable time in history?
Me:
Yes
God:
Er.

He didn't notice a Thermonuclear war

Medve

[Chronosheep]

Quote

God:
I do not understand.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
...or is it?
God:
I assume so.

:wahhhhhaa: That can't be good...

[Heisenberg]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Thats classified information
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Whats the weather like upthere?
God:
Cloudy.

lol

Edited by BLAST, 06 June 2008 - 00:14.

[Code Monkey]

"Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a big bunch of rusted metal
God:
How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR."

No seriously?

[SonicBoom]

Quote

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Kyle, but some call me Scyrge.
God:
OK I will call you Kyle but some call me Scyrge.
Me:
No, dont.
God:
Are you serious? OK I will not.
Me:
Call me Kyle instead
God:
How are you doing, Kyle instead.
Me:
...
God:
How are you doing, Kyle instead.
Me:
Nevermind, it's just Kyle.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
I bet you do.
God:
" I see."? Do I?
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Alrighty then, what is my name?
God:
Your name is Kyle instead, seeker.
Me:
You are wrong there.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you are wrong.
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I think you're not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
You are wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you are wrong.
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I think you're not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
...
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
...
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Awesome.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Kyle instead.
Me:
That is not my name.
God:
Kyle instead is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Ugh... Just call me Kyle...
God:
Er. Nice to meet you, Kyle.
Me:
Finally.
God:
At last.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
How do I know what?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So, care to answer me a few questions?
God:
Oh. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kyle.
Me:
You don't have to imply to me in the third person.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ok.
God:
So?
Me:
So so?
God:
Give me a break. Ah.
Me:
Ah wht?
God:
So you understand. Good. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Oh, really?
God:
Come on. For real.
Me:
Fo' shizzle?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
It's not bad.
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
I wouldn't say that.
God:
So what would you say?
Me:
I say it's not bad.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? You enjoy it.
Me:
I can't say for sure.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
The fact that I wouldn't know.
God:
Good reason. Who does know?
Me:
You'd have to ask god.
God:
That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" That is purely a hypothesis."? Do I think so?
Me:
Do not answer my question with another question.
God:
My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
Then don't reply.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good.
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, Kyle.
Me:
You bet your ass it is.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I said don't talk.
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
What did I just say?
God:
You said " What did I just say?" .
Me:
No, before that.
God:
Are you serious? " What did I just say?".
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? " What did I just say?".
Me:
Alright, you bore me.
God:
Alright, Kyle. If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
But it is 8 AM right now, so why would that matter?
God:
do not talk is 8 AM right now so why would that matter? it is?
Me:
Whatever, I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
I will have the last word.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Don't you get sarcastic with me.
God:
What's my reason to get sarcastic with you?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

lolwat?




Also: I HAS S3 HELM. LOLWINGS.

[Lucid]

here's a snippet

Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?


God:
" MMMMMMBUTTSCRATCHER".


oops, didn't see the date

Edited by Viper, 15 July 2008 - 14:09.

[Jazzie Spurs]

Viper, on 15 Jul 2008, 15:54, said:

here's a snippet

Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?


God:
" MMMMMMBUTTSCRATCHER".


oops, didn't see the date

I don't belive the last one. Pic or did not happen.

[Lucid]

Edited by Viper, 15 July 2008 - 20:12.