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Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me?
God:
" What is your name?"? you ?
Me:
Am i a newb?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
Wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
I am a dog
God:
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
i dont want to know what i think i am
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
dont ask
God:
Why not?
Me:
because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
neither is your answer to am i a new?
God:
Yes.
Me:
b*
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
likes: football. dislikes: this
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about b. Ask me another question.
Me:
you're god? how can it be too complex?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
fail...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Greetings Mr. God
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is NOYB.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you NOYB.
Me:
Pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
You can't even spell NOB.
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
Naruto lol. "belive it, belive it, belive it" watch the japanese version not eng dub.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about newb. But I did not get that. I'm glad you find this amusing. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about newb. But I did not get that. I'm glad you find this amusing. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
2012
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
when will my lottery ticket win/
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
aight then
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no i cant
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
cos im not godly like you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cos im your creator
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
leetness
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
thru forums...
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
vreally?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
God:
For real.
God:
For real.
Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
How was this made?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Really? I bet you cant enjoy this one.
God:
For real. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Sarcasm sucks.
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Its boring.
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Yes
God:
What's your favorite episode?
Me:
What's it too you/
God:
"It" refers to Sarcasm, I think.
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
becauyse
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
indeed i do
God:
Where?
Me:
Hi there!
God:
Hello NOYB.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Sup god
God:
The stars.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sup, not what is up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
it's slang.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
My crew did
God:
Have you told many people that your crew did?
Me:
no, just deliver some serious driveby's if they back chat to us
God:
Are you serious? Does "it" still refer to slang?
Me:
No, it's does though
God:
Oh. What does it refer to? Who said it is?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, NOYB.
Me:
this is annoying
God:
You don't say.
Me:
and my name aint noyb
God:
Your name aint noyb ? Is that correct English?
Me:
indeed it is
God:
does is?
Me:
yep
God:
OK.
Me:
so
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
what you dfoing/
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
what you doing/
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
what you doing/
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
what you doing?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
no wia?
God:
Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
NO WAAAAAAAAAAAI
God:
Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
i'll pass thank you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i keep telling him to go fuck himself
God:
I know what you mean, NOYB. I've been there.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
dawg
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
listn
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no we fucking cant...
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
oh yes
God:
And?
Me:
what you up too/
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
no u dont?
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
im serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
you arnt
God:
Thanks for telling me: NOYB said I arnt.
Me:
no wai?
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
Hai dar?
God:
Glad to see you, Hai dar.
Me:
omfg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wai. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
this is pointless
God:
You don't say.
Me:
good bye god
God:
Goodbye.
this is great fun
Edited by Kiba, 15 July 2008 - 21:15.
