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markintellect
16 Jun 2008
Post everything that is particularly funny on uncyclopedia here, being that Uncyclopedia is the ultimate source for EPIC LOLz!!!!!!!!"1!!1!!!!!!EW£!QW%!¬EQW!$£W£
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
BeefJeRKy
16 Jun 2008
Uncyclopedia said:
Barbeque is a term for any of several realated methods of preparing food over an open fire. Barbequeing was first invented by prehistoric humans who lived along I-95 near Orlando; anthropologists believe barbequeing became popular because the smoke of a burning Brontosaurus carcass would keep the mosquitoes away for weeks - and mosquitoes were a lot bigger then.
Barbequeing, or "Bar B Q ing", appears then to have been lost to civilization throughout Biblical times, except in Israel, where it was practiced religiously. For the rest of the world, the barbeque was rediscovered accidentally by an Persian nomad in the summer of 1241 AD, when the food he was preparing in a pot exploded and was totally consumed by the consequent fire. Seeing this as a reason to gather friends together for a discussion of sultanic politics, virgins in heaven and camel saddles, he called several friends to his tent and repeated the process, after which they hired a woman to clean up.
Since that time, Bar-B-Q has become more and more sophisticated, until today, even Eskimo women can burn large quantities of baby seal meat without any help from the men.
Barbequeing, or "Bar B Q ing", appears then to have been lost to civilization throughout Biblical times, except in Israel, where it was practiced religiously. For the rest of the world, the barbeque was rediscovered accidentally by an Persian nomad in the summer of 1241 AD, when the food he was preparing in a pot exploded and was totally consumed by the consequent fire. Seeing this as a reason to gather friends together for a discussion of sultanic politics, virgins in heaven and camel saddles, he called several friends to his tent and repeated the process, after which they hired a woman to clean up.
Since that time, Bar-B-Q has become more and more sophisticated, until today, even Eskimo women can burn large quantities of baby seal meat without any help from the men.
Pav:3d
16 Jun 2008
Destiny
17 Jun 2008
I prefer Encyclopedia Dramatica over Uncyclopdedia...but.
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
Waris
17 Jun 2008
Destiny, on 17 Jun 2008, 14:05, said:
Too bad the Desu page was gone.
It has moved... to /b/ >_>
Admiral FCS
17 Jun 2008
Women
"Women aren't objects! Their body are." -I forgot
"Oops..." -God.
"Women aren't objects! Their body are." -I forgot
"Oops..." -God.
Hobbesy
17 Jun 2008
Waris, on 16 Jun 2008, 16:20, said:
Encyclopedia Dramatica>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncyclopedia
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Edited by Høbbesy, 17 June 2008 - 08:58.
CommanderJB
17 Jun 2008
Try http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SEHS .
Edit - oh, and this one's hilarious:
http://uncyclopedia..../George_W._Bush
Make sure you run your mouse over all the hyperlinks.
Edit 2:
The quote at the top of this one is hilarious. I genuinely laughed out loud.
http://uncyclopedia....eous_combustion
Edited by CommanderJB, 17 June 2008 - 09:40.
Edit - oh, and this one's hilarious:
http://uncyclopedia..../George_W._Bush
Make sure you run your mouse over all the hyperlinks.
Edit 2:
The quote at the top of this one is hilarious. I genuinely laughed out loud.
http://uncyclopedia....eous_combustion
Edited by CommanderJB, 17 June 2008 - 09:40.
Ektufall
19 Jun 2008
Zhen Ji, on 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, said:
Tbh I find Uncyclopedia offensive..
You are not alone .
Camille
19 Jun 2008
Ektufall, on 19 Jun 2008, 12:29, said:
Zhen Ji, on 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, said:
Tbh I find Uncyclopedia offensive..
You are not alone .
then you haven't seen alot yet
ever heard of encyclopedia dramatica? i dont find it offensive at all myself but im sure some people do. just search politically correct subjects like: "african-americans" or "nazi's".
Waris
19 Jun 2008
Quote
Encyclopedia Dramatica>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncyclopedia
Edited by Waris, 19 June 2008 - 12:12.
