The Stig
Hobbesy
01 Jul 2008
"Some say that when it's cold outside you can find him wresting the Loch Ness Monster, and that his toe-nails are made of silver... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
Mbob61
01 Jul 2008
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"Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."
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"Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."
Just a couple of my favourites. He is just awesome. and not a bad driver either :O
Mike
Dauth
01 Jul 2008
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Some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs...
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Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig
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Some say in a recent late night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh...
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Some say if he were getting divorced from Paul McCartney he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut...
These are some of my favourites.
Slightly Wonky Robob
01 Jul 2008
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Some say he founded E-Studios, some say he is really a yellow Badger in disguise... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Dauth
01 Jul 2008
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Some say he's the real father of Prince Harry, and that at night he is pickled in moet champagne
Alias
01 Jul 2008
/shameless rip
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Some say he picked the Edelweiss without breaking a sweat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Hobbesy
01 Jul 2008
"Some say he eats dried seaweed in Tabasco sauce, and that he chugs beer bottles... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
Edited by Høbbesy, 01 July 2008 - 18:01.
Edited by Høbbesy, 01 July 2008 - 18:01.
Flechette?
02 Jul 2008
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Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles.
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Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees... and Australia... and Koo Stark... and Ant... and Dec. All we know is, he's called the Stig.
