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#1 Alias

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:10

You participated in the cookies thread.

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#2 Stinger

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:10

You were registered before March 2006. awe:

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#3 Alias

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:12

You know who **** is.

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#4 Stinger

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:16

You can write hell in ZH without being ****.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:17

You know which soap Stinger used to like.

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#6 Stinger

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:19

You know who G*****a is.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 14:21

You know who gave O*****a AIDS.

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#8 Nid

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 17:46

You've lost the game.
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#9 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 18:43

You ate a cake with the word Cum in it.

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#10 Chyros

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 20:58

...you convinced your school teacher it was a good idea to make and ignite napalm in class

...you handled chemical weapons of mass destruction (studying chem FTW)

...you fired a .44 Magnum while saying "do you feel lucky, punk?" (it is quite satisfying)
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#11 Stinger

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 00:04

You know how R******a lost her ***.

#12 Dauth

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 00:12

You have created a program in C++

#13 Overdose

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 00:22

You haven't lived until you venture into the confinements of Chernobyl's Zone.

You haven't lived until you have seen Barkeep's tattoos.

You haven't lived until you knife a Controller.

You haven't lived until you fire a PKM light machine gun at bandits.

You haven't lived until you shoot a zombie in the head with a Desert Eagle.

You haven't lived until you find every weapon, every artifact.

You haven't lived until someone throws a F1 grenade at you.

You haven't lived until you dodge a Snork pounce and shoot him in the back with your pump action shotgun.

You haven't lived until you ask why isn't there any women in this game
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#14 Libains

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 00:48

View PostDauth, on 26 Sep 2008, 1:12, said:

You have created a program in C++

C# Is the future :P

You haven't lived until you've won a bet against a mate, and have got one dozen of his female friends to help.

You haven't lived until you've eaten bacon!
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 00:57

You don't know what Track 24 is, or what happened to the Deep End.
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:54

I eat my own shit :P
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#17 Libains

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 02:07

Erm..... right

You haven't lived unless you've had to put up with reading at least one gross comment per day for a year.
For there can be no death without life.

#18 Hobbesy

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:06

You stopped spamming forum nonsense and actually wrote something useful here.

You've punched an EA fanboy in the face.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 14:08

You've had sex on a trampoline.
You've gotten high in chemistry because your experiment produced to much gas.
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#20 Rai

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 14:53

...You sold your car for gas money...
...You tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order...
...You thought Boyz II Men is a day care center...
...You tried to drown a fish...
...You got locked in the grocery store and starved to death...

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#21 Alias

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 15:25

This thread was meant to be for forum injokes...

Not random things.

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#22 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 16:15

View PostPapaya Master Rai, on 26 Sep 2008, 15:53, said:

...You sold your car for gas money...
...You tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order...
...You thought Boyz II Men is a day care center...
...You tried to drown a fish...
...You got locked in the grocery store and starved to death...


your powers of copypasta astound me :P
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 16:54

View PostOverdose, on 26 Sep 2008, 1:22, said:

You haven't lived until you venture into the confinements of Chernobyl's Zone.

You haven't lived until you have seen Barkeep's tattoos.

You haven't lived until you knife a Controller.

You haven't lived until you fire a PKM light machine gun at bandits.

You haven't lived until you shoot a zombie in the head with a Desert Eagle.

You haven't lived until you find every weapon, every artifact.

You haven't lived until someone throws a F1 grenade at you.

You haven't lived until you dodge a Snork pounce and shoot him in the back with your pump action shotgun.

You haven't lived until you ask why isn't there any women in this game


it should be "an f1" although it begins with f not a e i o or u its phoenetically said "eff" and when spoken it sounds like it begins with E, therefor its An.

You haven't lived until you've corrected a staff members grammar

 RaiDK, on 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, said:

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

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#24 E.V.E.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 19:18

You haven't lived unless you ate one Pizza from our Pizza Service in Downtown.

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#25 Alias

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 19:25

View PostAlias, on 27 Sep 2008, 1:25, said:

This thread was meant to be for forum injokes...

Not random things.


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