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[TheDR]

Niddy, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:49, said:

Ghostrider, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:32, said:

WHAT'S IN THE MIDDLE, THE WHITE STUFF!!!

I don't really want to know...

I also don't want to know D:

[Libains]

The Dr, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:53, said:

Niddy, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:49, said:

Ghostrider, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:32, said:

WHAT'S IN THE MIDDLE, THE WHITE STUFF!!!

I don't really want to know...

I also don't want to know D:

It's a sweet and sticky liquid derivative. = EWWWWWWWw

Edited by AJ_, 28 September 2008 - 21:56.

[Chyros]

Oreos aren't the best-selling cookies in the world for nothing . The amount of oreos produced worldwide exceeds 490 billion. If you'd stack them on top of each other, the pile would reach to the moon and back more than six times.

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:57, said:

Oreos aren't the best-selling cookies in the world for nothing . The amount of oreos produced worldwide exceeds 490 billion. If you'd stack them on top of each other, the pile would reach to the moon and back more than six times.

It doesn't mean they taste good, its just good marketing.

[Chyros]

The Dr, on 28 Sep 2008, 23:58, said:

Chyros, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:57, said:

Oreos aren't the best-selling cookies in the world for nothing . The amount of oreos produced worldwide exceeds 490 billion. If you'd stack them on top of each other, the pile would reach to the moon and back more than six times.

It doesn't mean they taste good, its just good marketing.

It doesn't necessarily mean they taste good. But they do .

On top of that they just look much better than your brown slabs of shit .

[Warbz]

Actor Berwick Kaler is famous for throwing them, like Frisbees, to the audience at the end of the annual pantomime at the Theatre Royal in York, though he had to stop throwing them after someone was allegedly hit by one and complained.

Oreos only have mcdonalds Mcflurry's associated with them. That's just degrading.

[Nid]

Chyros, on 28 Sep 2008, 22:57, said:

Oreos aren't the best-selling cookies in the world for nothing . The amount of oreos produced worldwide exceeds 490 billion. If you'd stack them on top of each other, the pile would reach to the moon and back more than six times.

That's like saying that Nirvana was the best grunge/punk rock band of their time because they reached the top, but there were so many better bands underground at the time, both in Grunge and in Punk.

Same things applies to Cookies and Biscuits.

Edited by Niddy, 28 September 2008 - 22:10.

[Libains]

Warbz, on 28 Sep 2008, 23:02, said:

Oreos only have Mcdonalds Mcflurry's associated with them. That's just degrading.

Awsome line. For that, promotion is yours. Congratulations you Major Biscuit!

[Dauth]

Is it me or are Wagon Wheels epically tiny now?

[Chyros]

Warbz, on 29 Sep 2008, 0:02, said:

Oreos only have mcdonalds Mcflurry's associated with them. That's just degrading.

No, that's just irrelevant .

[Ion Cannon!]

Stuff is always becoming smaller, then the health freaks don't feel so bad eating them. However because they are smaller the stupid idiots end up eating more and paying more than the original in the first place. It also has the very annoying side affect of making us, the honest binge eaters pay more for less!

[Nid]

Insomniac!, on 28 Sep 2008, 23:12, said:

Stuff is always becoming smaller, then the health freaksJamie Oliver don't feel so bad eating them. However because they are smaller the stupid idiots end up eating more and paying more than the original in the first place. It also has the very annoying side affect of making us, the honest binge eaters pay more for less!

Fix'd

[Ion Cannon!]

Health freaks implies jamie oliver as well.

Its all a product of this stupid ; I WANT IT NOW, WITHOUT ANY EFFORT - society. There is nothing wrong with eating large portions of food as long as you don't do it all the time and get some excercise. Or in my case because I have a freakish metabolism eat lots of stuff all the time. But don't worry, I will wake up on my 20th birthday finding i've gained 8 stone. But until then, feel free to call me a bastard.

Edited by Insomniac!, 28 September 2008 - 22:18.

[Chyros]

Insomniac!, on 29 Sep 2008, 0:17, said:

Its all a product of this stupid ; I WANT IT NOW, WITHOUT ANY EFFORT - society. There is nothing wrong with eating large portions of food as long as you don't do it all the time and get some excercise. Or in my case because I have a freakish metabolism eat lots of stuff all the time. But don't worry, I will wake up on my 20th birthday finding i've gained 8 stone. But until then, feel free to call me a bastard.

Shall I move this to the Philosopher's Corner for ya?

[Ion Cannon!]

Now that would be an achievement, getting something moved from spam to something useful. I guess i'm practicing for the PA

[Libains]

Insomniac!, on 28 Sep 2008, 23:21, said:

Now that would be an achievement, getting something moved from spam to something useful. I guess i'm practicing for the PA

/derailment of thread.
So, anyways, Wagon Wheel will destroy Oreos, even if by brute size

[Warbz]

Woo promoton!

[TheDR]

May the Wagon Wheel be with you.

[Chyros]

AJ_, on 29 Sep 2008, 0:58, said:

So, anyways, Wagon Wheel will destroy Oreos, even if by brute size

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

[Ghostrider]

Warbz, on 28 Sep 2008, 18:02, said:

Actor Berwick Kaler is famous for throwing them, like Frisbees, to the audience at the end of the annual pantomime at the Theatre Royal in York, though he had to stop throwing them after someone was allegedly hit by one and complained.

Oreos only have mcdonalds Mcflurry's associated with them. That's just degrading.

Are you for serial? Ever heard of "Cookies 'n Creme" ice cream? Only the best flavor in the world. Wagon Wheelz ice cream would be horrible, as the biscuit would get soggy with ice cream. Also, the name "Wagon Wheels" is language dependent - The meaning of "Oreo" is known in any language.

[Warbz]

These even made a song dedicated to Wagon Wheels. *Is oblivious to all that deny*

[Nid]

Ghostrider, on 29 Sep 2008, 0:16, said:

Are you for serial? Ever heard of "Cookies 'n Creme" ice cream? Only the best flavor in the world. Wagon Wheelz ice cream would be horrible, as the biscuit would get soggy with ice cream. Also, the name "Wagon Wheels" is language dependent - The meaning of "Oreo" is known in any language.

Wagon Wheels would be regonizable in any language as long as they are advertised as Wagon Wheels in that country.
You don't understand that Biscuits are differnt to that of over there.
Over here they are effectivly the same thing as a cookie, same texture, substance, ingredients, etc...

Any Ice Cream an Oreo wouldn't get soggy in, is an ice cream that a Wagon Wheel wouldn't either.

[Libains]

[quote name='Warbz' post='538086' date='29 Sep 2008, 0:17']These even made a song dedicated to Wagon Wheels. *Is oblivious to all that deny*

[/quote]
See? Wagon Wheels get you hot girls in lingerie, whereas this is what you get if you have oreos......

[Warbz]

listen to the period between 50 and 60 seconds in the vid for the wagon wheel bit.
For those non-believers who are too lazy to listen to all of it. =P

Edited by Warbz, 28 September 2008 - 23:45.

[Centric]

Alias, on 29 Sep 2008, 7:11, said:

Niddy, on 29 Sep 2008, 6:53, said:

Sergeant Major J. Kid, on 28 Sep 2008, 21:03, said:

Sergeant Major "White Chocolate" J. Kid of the 33th Oreo ATWW Division Ready!

Fuck off oreo boy.
:awe

You're both faggots. Real men eat Tim Tams.

He speaks the truth. Tim Tans = Pure heaven.