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[Hobbesy]

A simple game I came up with while I was half-asleep this morning. Edit the fan-fiction "Doom: Repercussions of Evil" to be entirely different. Here is the orignal.

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DOOM: Repercussions of evil
By: Peter Chimaera
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There
were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in
the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John
plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

Here is my version.

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CHEESE: Repercussions of evil
By: Hobbesy
Cheddar waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There
were sausage in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to Cernel Mozzarella were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
Cheddar was a wedge of cheese for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
milk churns and he said to dad "I want to be on the milk churns daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SAUSAGE"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got chunkier he stopped. But now in
the space station base of the D.A.I.R.Y he knew there were sausage.
"This is Mozzarella" the radio chunkied. "You must fight the sausage!"
So Cheddar gotted his three cheese rifle and ate up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the sausage
"I will throw cracker at him" said the pepperonidemon and he fired the cracker missiles. Cheddar
cheesedd at him and tried to ate him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to ate.
"No! I must kill the sausage" he shouted
The radio said "No, Cheddar. You are the sausage"
And then Cheddar was a salami.

Edited by Høbbesy, 25 November 2008 - 02:34.

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[Dr. Strangelove]

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Failout: Repercussions of Evil

The Vault Dweller waited. The lights above him blinked and sparkled out of the air. There were Super Mutants in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them for years. His warnings to The Overseer were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
The Vault Dweller was a Road Warrior for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the elevators and said to dad "I want to be on the elevators daddy."
Dad said "No! you will BE KILL BY MUTANTS"
There was a time when he believed him. But then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the military base of Mariposa he knew there were Super Mutants.
"This is the Overseer" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Mutants!"
So John gotten his Turbo Palsma Rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Mutants.
"I will shoot at him" said the Super Duper Mutant and he fired rocket missles. John fakked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped not able to kill.
"No I must kill the Super Mutants" he shouted
The radio said "No, Vault Dweller. You are the Mutants!"
And then The Vault Dweller was a Super Mutant.

[Hobbesy]

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CORTEX COMMAND: Repercussions of evil
By: Someone from the Datarealms forums.
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There
were dummies in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to Mother Brain were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
John was a coalition light for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
dropships and he said to dad "I want to be on the dropships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DUMMY"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in
the space station base of the Tradestar he knew there were dummies.
"This is Brain" the radio crackered. "You must fight the dummies!"
So John gotted his flak cannon and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the dummies
"I will shoot at him" said the dreadnought and he fired the rocket missiles. John
fakked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the dummies" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the dummies"
And then John was a coalition zombie.