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[CodeCat]

Hunter had this idea. We'd make a thread of funny things people have said on the forum or elsewhere. You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you.

Edited by CodeCat, 15 January 2009 - 18:27.

[CodeCat]

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Me: If only it WAS my memory that got damaged. Now I don't know anything!

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Waris: Wang in Malay means money
Me: So if I ask for a wang I get money?
Waris: Yhea
Me: So if I ask for money does some guy expose himself?

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[16:09] CodeCat/ImmoMan - Raindrops keep falling on my head...: Don't tell me you hadn't noticed I'm a bit crazy
[16:09] Slye_Fox - The fluffy fox of Revora.: k
[16:09] CodeCat/ImmoMan - Raindrops keep falling on my head...: ...
[16:09] CodeCat/ImmoMan - Raindrops keep falling on my head...: Oh. Right. Ha-ha.

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[16:52] CodeCat/ImmoMan - Friends... will be friends....: I wonder why little foxes are called kits
[16:52] CodeCat/ImmoMan - Friends... will be friends....: When little cats are called kittens
[16:53] Slye_Fox - The fluffy Fox of Revora.: why are little dogs called puppys?
[16:53] Slye_Fox - The fluffy Fox of Revora.: ....or Chiwawas

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[14:24] *** "Gaia Steinbuch" signed off at Wed Apr 12 14:24:03 2006.
[14:24] *** Gaia Steinbuch has changed status to away
[14:24] *** "Gaia Steinbuch" signed on at Wed Apr 12 14:24:05 2006.
[14:24] Gaia Steinbuch: The assistant sat on the router by accident... lol

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 21:56.

[BillyChaka]

Me said:

Holy ****. You spelled 1337 wrong.

Edited by BillyChaka, 18 April 2006 - 21:10.

[Baal-Zebub]

CMX SK said:

OMG, did you get banned from the English language?

Edited by Swiss Knight, 18 April 2006 - 21:13.

[Athena]

Christopher said:

that why martians are always attacking Earth, they're just pissed off with the internet accessability

[AllStarZ]

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9 out of 10 scientists agree. The 10th has been missing since.

[Baal-Zebub]

me, on right now, said:

We spam togather!

[Alias]

a friend on another forum - Typo said:

Stupid Floppy dicks

Edited by Jermies, 19 April 2006 - 06:48.

[Waris]

Me and PoTP talking about my 3D model - Typo said:

PoTP: nice model
Me: Poly cunt is about 450...

[The_Hunter]

XD!!!

[Rayburn]

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Edited by Rayburn, 16 December 2009 - 09:25.

[The_Hunter]

oh and pinned this topic i don't think it it should get lost underneath all the others

[Waris]

indeed

And it's sandwich not sandwitch XD

[Athena]

some funny ones there.

[Baal-Zebub]

me in picture wars said:

It's Huntrised so it can't be defeated.
*Hunter's avvy*

[Hobbesy]

A freind of my freind is a freind to my freind and his freinds and my freinds so that hes my freind.

[ultra1437]

are you banned from typing not in paraphrases (typing what you mean straight-up)?

[Waris]

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - PoTP (I saw this in his sig before)

[Deathstrike]

Little background story. At a forum I frequent the paid membership thingy was closed, and for some reason it kept popping back (bug in forum software or something) so the admin changed the price from $5 to $999.95. One guy actually tried it:

Monkey_123 said:

HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^

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oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked

Edit:

im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund

Later on he got a custom member title:

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I spent $1000 of my mom's money and all I got was this title

He did refund the money though.

[Waris]

Cattman in MSN said:

brb need to drain the lizard

[AllStarZ]

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I heard knocking on the door, and when I opened it, a man with a doctor's bag said that he was here for breast exams. He started feeling my breasts, saying they're fine, and only when he started feeling the genitals did I realize that he was not a doctor. I went and called the cops, but he left and went over to my neighbour's apartment, and was let inside.

Heard it on the 9.21 The Edge morning show.

[CodeCat]

CodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 23:00, said:

You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you.
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[CodeCat]

Blaat85 said:

ZOMG WTF PWN!

In English: Nice render.

[retry_1]

well i was sent a ton of quotes the other day but they dont invoolve me
can i post them anyway?

[BillyChaka]

CodeCat, on 20 Apr 2006, 08:38, said:

You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you.
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Edited by BillyChaka, 21 April 2006 - 00:27.