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#1051 Lizzie

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:09

View PostCHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR, on 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, said:

whos' this lizzie person, cause if she's really that hot.... :/

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:42

View PostBob, on 16 Jan 2008, 19:08, said:

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[00:07:13] PacMan: MAJOR FILE
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That needs to become a macro.
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#1053 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 21:00

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【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
What's up
Centric dice:
Just got up
Centric dice:
I had the funniest dream
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
Tell me
Centric dice:
I had anal sex with myself >_>
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
LOL
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
XD
Centric dice:
seriously
Centric dice:
like
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
Who was the girl xD
Centric dice:
gah
Centric dice:
stfu
Centric dice:
my clone
Centric dice:
but
Centric dice:
it was disgusting
Centric dice:
so I woke up
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
aha
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
You know that I'm gonna quote this rigth?
Centric dice:
V_V
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
hehehe


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Posted 17 January 2008 - 21:00

View Postкเ๔, on 18 Jan 2008, 8:00, said:

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【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
What's up
Centric dice:
Just got up
Centric dice:
I had the funniest dream
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
Tell me
Centric dice:
I had anal sex with myself >_>
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
LOL
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
XD
Centric dice:
seriously
Centric dice:
like
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
Who was the girl xD
Centric dice:
gah
Centric dice:
stfu
Centric dice:
my clone
Centric dice:
but
Centric dice:
it was disgusting
Centric dice:
so I woke up
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
aha
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
You know that I'm gonna quote this rigth?
Centric dice:
V_V
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
hehehe


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#1055 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 21:27

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* 【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ has been added to the conversation.
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Centric says (3:26 PM):
?
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ says (3:26 PM):
Hellno
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ says (3:26 PM):
*hello
Centric says (3:26 PM):
lol
Sean/Hobbes says (3:27 PM):
Worst typo ever.
Sean/Hobbes says (3:27 PM):
XD
Centric says (3:27 PM):
XD

Edited by Høbbes, 17 January 2008 - 21:29.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 03:35

ROTFL, Centric is one perverted Person ;)






#1057 CodeCat

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 13:38

Hat in the hellno?
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#1058 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 20:46

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Aqua U.K.E | Please, don't mind me. I'm just passing by. dice:
FBI: ...
You: I was just talking to the PLA about how Chinese tanks with that upgrade of theirs totally owned your tanks, even with composite armour installed and how they could survive artillery better and the Chinese nuclear engines."
FBI: Wait..the Chinese have nuclear engines?
You: Ya...late game.
FBI: Holy shit! We got a big secret on our hands! Call the President!
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
LOL!
【★】 кเ๔๔๏ 【★】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:


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#1059 Whitey

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 21:13

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Me: She doesn't suck you up.
My Girlfriend: Just blows you around, yeah.
Both: Wow...


Talking about hurricanes vs tornadoes.

Edited by Boidy, 19 January 2008 - 21:14.

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 23:10

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Major Nuker[16:58:42] >> teh kake iz a lie
Comr4de[16:58:47] >> D:
Comr4de[17:03:25] << NOOOO
Comr4de[17:03:32] << ALL THAT I LONGED AND DREAMD FOR
'Nuker[17:03:38] >> gawn?
'Nuker[17:03:44] >> all gawn?
Comr4de[17:03:46] << gone.
Comr4de[17:03:47] << gone!
Comr4de[17:03:48] << GONE!
Comr4de[17:03:50] << ALL GONE
'Nuker[17:04:02] >> *rubs shoulder*
'Nuker[17:04:03] >> itz ok
'Nuker[17:04:10] >> you'll find annudah

Edited by Comr4de, 22 January 2008 - 23:15.


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Posted 23 January 2008 - 22:33

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Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
I became obsessed with you ever since you had an obsession with stabbing me
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
I stalk you on thursdays
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
I tell ya, that atlantic is ONE BIG ocean
Lizzie says:
Lmfao


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Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
not that I find myself funny... that's just big headed
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
ok I do, I have to drag my head around...
Lizzie says:
lol
Lizzie says:
Which head? :P
Llama. [/nidmeister] says:
LOL



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I love little girls
Sean/Hobbes says:
They make me feel so good

Edited by nidmeister, 23 January 2008 - 23:07.

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#1062 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 23:29

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[23:14:55] Bob: so... a shiny penny to the person who burn's down my work (and backup site) :P
[23:16:40] Bob: no takers? D:
[23:19:17] Bob: you guys are mean... making a guy go to work :(
[23:21:44] Ravager: kill it with fire!
[23:23:23] Bob: ok then... plan B.. who wants to pretend to be me, and go to work for me
[23:23:39] Bob: split the money 50:50... good deal :P
[23:23:42] Ailestrike: do i get to wear a santa hat?
[23:23:48] Bob: sure why npt
[23:23:50] Bob: not*
[23:23:54] Ailestrike: :D

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 09:57

View PostBob, on 24 Jan 2008, 10:29, said:

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[23:14:55] Bob: so... a shiny penny to the person who burn's down my work (and backup site) :P
[23:16:40] Bob: no takers? D:
[23:19:17] Bob: you guys are mean... making a guy go to work :(
[23:21:44] Ravager: kill it with fire!
[23:23:23] Bob: ok then... plan B.. who wants to pretend to be me, and go to work for me
[23:23:39] Bob: split the money 50:50... good deal :P
[23:23:42] Ailestrike: do i get to wear a santa hat?
[23:23:48] Bob: sure why npt
[23:23:50] Bob: not*
[23:23:54] Ailestrike: :D


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#1064 Hobbesy

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 23:11

View Postnidmeister, on 23 Jan 2008, 16:33, said:

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Sean/Hobbes says:
I love little girls
Sean/Hobbes says:
They make me feel so good





You bastard, taking that out of context. :P

Edited by Høbbes, 24 January 2008 - 23:12.

#1065 CodeCat

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 13:32

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[14:24] <CodeCat> lol I just got a chuckle from this radio ad
[14:24] <CodeCat> They're using 'playlist' in a Dutch sentence, so I immediately thought of a 'plee-list', which means 'a cunning plan on the toilet'

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#1066 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 17:02

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Kevinn(H) Sabinee (L) Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3GJh826E4o8
Kevinn(H) Sabinee (L) Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
eumg
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
ZOMG
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
ALIAS IS IN THE VIDEO
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
KILL IT WITH PERSIANS
Kevinn(H) Sabinee (L) Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
XD


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#1067 Kamikazi

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 17:05

JeeJ!!! :)
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Posted 25 January 2008 - 18:05

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Kevinn Sabinee Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
ok
Kevinn Sabinee Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
wait a sex
Kevinn Sabinee Ikhoudvanje!!! dice:
sec
Master_Chief - ZOMFG!! GC2 runs at 200 fps on my comp! How to slow it down?! dice:
OMG!
Master_Chief - ZOMFG!! GC2 runs at 200 fps on my comp! How to slow it down?! dice:
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Posted 26 January 2008 - 13:36

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[c=39]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (9:35 PM):
Wait a sex til I upload the render ^^
[c=39]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (9:35 PM):
Sec!*
[c=39]【☆】[c=2]кเ๔๔๏[/c]【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™[/c] says (9:35 PM):
Fuck T_T
=]Chris[= says (9:35 PM):
PWNED :)

#1070 Strategia

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Posted 26 January 2008 - 21:58

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Pavle zegt (23:00):
I once dreamt I went to school, but when i tried to open the door, i got a serious error!

#1071 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 27 January 2008 - 10:01

^ LMFAO

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#1072 Soul

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Posted 27 January 2008 - 16:10

Not as funny as some others posted, but meh.

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Lucien Lachance says:
THIS
Lucien Lachance says:
IS
Lucien Lachance says:
Um...
Lucien Lachance says:
BRAVIL
Jonathan - Unofficially Insane says:
Fail

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#1073 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 27 January 2008 - 16:51

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【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
So
=]Chris[= dice:
Yeah? <>
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
Izzy is younger than Zeke
=]Chris[= dice:
Yeah
=]Chris[= dice:
Izzy is EZtra Small
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
XD
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice:
LMFAO


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#1074 Alias

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Posted 27 January 2008 - 16:58

Thread head said:

Funny Quotes
Stick to the topic guys, 3/4 of the last page is unfunny junk.

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#1075 Nid

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 17:18

View PostSoul, on 27 Jan 2008, 16:10, said:

Not as funny as some others posted, but meh.

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Lucien Lachance says:
THIS
Lucien Lachance says:
IS
Lucien Lachance says:
Um...
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BRAVIL
Jonathan - Unofficially Insane says:
Fail



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