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#1451 Lizzie

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 21:15

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The_Laughing_Man: lizzie fails like soho
+_Lizzie_: At least I'm not the butt of the IRC

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#1452 Crobar

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 21:27

View PostThe Dr, on 14 Jun 2008, 17:08, said:

View PostMaster_Chief, on 14 Jun 2008, 17:01, said:

I gotta agree with mbob here. This was, btw, the second reason why I am leaving the team, why should I work in a mod of which the leader doesn't thrust the team? *facepalms*


I hope the mod leaders don't thrust there team members :D

lol

TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:28):
do you like the quote?
Crobar - Yay, Christmas! says (22:28):
yeah made me laugh
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
Same, thats why is quoted it
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
I can just imagin The Hunter Thusting the project team
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
Please don't quote that

Edited by Crobar, 14 June 2008 - 21:33.

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#1453 Dauth

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 23:10

View PostCrobar, on 14 Jun 2008, 22:27, said:

View PostThe Dr, on 14 Jun 2008, 17:08, said:

View PostMaster_Chief, on 14 Jun 2008, 17:01, said:

I gotta agree with mbob here. This was, btw, the second reason why I am leaving the team, why should I work in a mod of which the leader doesn't thrust the team? *facepalms*


I hope the mod leaders don't thrust there team members :D

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TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:28):
do you like the quote?
Crobar - Yay, Christmas! says (22:28):
yeah made me laugh
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
Same, thats why is quoted it
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
I can just imagin The Hunter Thusting the project team
TheDR - The Holy Electronic Moniters says (22:29):
Please don't quote that


*Adds caveat* If you do quote it, wrap it in quote tags :P

#1454 Strategia

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 00:06

It's not in quote tags, so it isn't quoted. He did exactly what Doc asked of him :D

#1455 Libains

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 00:08

Ah the poor newbie will learn one day. :D

(Been watching too much Scrubs recently....)

Edited by AjPod, 15 June 2008 - 00:09.

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 00:16

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<+Hobbes> On the topic of badgers Bob
<+Hobbes> BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS
<Gsus> D:
<+Hobbes> MUSHTOOM MUSHROOM
<+Hobbes> SNAAKE
<+Hobbes> A SNAAAKE
<Gsus> yeah, stop eating those shrooms... >_<
<+Hobbes> OoooOOOooH ITS A SNAKE
<@Bob> not a mushtoom D:
<+Hobbes> ITS A...
<+Hobbes> CRAB BATTLE!
<+Hobbes> CRAB BATTLE!


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Hobbesy: That's not even what it means
Hobbesy: It's about Russian Roulette
Hobbesy: And a Priest
Hobbesy: Gawd
Killerratte: stop writing or my head will explode
Hobbesy: Ha;lJU;A'FAQ'AFKO;GPJK;ADF'A;KAK
Hobbesy: \ioefaioafrpag pja paa
Hobbesy: dpjigraap gajipag
Hobbesy: Had enough?
Killerratte: great now you've done it
Hobbesy: :3
Killerratte: theres a hole in my upper skull area
Hobbesy: >:D

Edited by Høbbesy, 15 June 2008 - 01:40.


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Posted 15 June 2008 - 09:20

View PostHøbbesy, on 13 Jun 2008, 20:38, said:

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<Hobbes> I demand to be +V'd!
* Guest63h sets mode: +v Hobbes
<+Hobbes> And to have Gsus kicked.
* The_Laughing_Man demands too
<The_Laughing_Man> dammit... >_>
* The_Laughing_Man was kicked by Guest63h (ok)
<+Hobbes> Quoted!



The first thing in a long time to make me laugh out loud.

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32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
The size of that Image is 1000x1000
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
=o!
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
and now is auto resized to 19x19
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
Ducking fail
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
*Fucking
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
LOL
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
Duck.
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
No.
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
Not Quioting
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
I hat this
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
This ducking typos sucks
32610 ĸﻨժժկ 32610 - εl ցսﻪгժﻪεรթﻪlժﻪร © says:
GAH T_T
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
XD
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
LEARN TO SPALL NOOB.
Llama. [/Nidmeister] MARKLE. (L) Debbieeeeeee says:
Oh, wait...

Edited by Nidmeister, 15 June 2008 - 14:58.

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#1458 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 23:34

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[00:31:04] * _Lizzie_ is tempted to kill the next person who mentions politics
[00:31:19] Bob: mentions what?
[00:31:27] * Wizard dares Lizzie
[00:31:36] * _Lizzie_ kills Wizard
[00:31:43] Wizard: *misses*
[00:31:47] Wizard: oh so unlucky
[00:31:51] Bob: mention what? =[
[00:32:05] _Lizzie_: POLTITICS......
[00:32:09] Wizard: doh
[00:32:10] * _Lizzie_ stabs Bob in the face
[00:32:14] Bob: :lol:
[00:32:22] Bob: I AM WINRAR

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#1459 Strategia

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 00:47

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Carnage zegt (23:49):
SO............
Carnage zegt (23:49):
DAMN...................
Carnage zegt (23:49):
HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strategia™© zegt (23:49):
needz less coffee? =P
Carnage zegt (23:49):
Coffee sucks ass!
Strategia™© zegt (23:50):
needz less sugar then? =P
Carnage zegt (23:53):
no.
Carnage zegt (23:53):
No sugar today.
Carnage zegt (23:53):
I am stoked for the mod!
Strategia™© zegt (23:53):
needz moar morphine then? =P
Carnage zegt (23:54):
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Strategia™© zegt (23:54):
quickly then, I heard the pharmacist the next town over just got his monthly delivery =P
Carnage zegt (23:55):
!!!!!!
Carnage zegt (23:55):
Really?
Strategia™© zegt (23:55):
yah
Strategia™© zegt (23:55):
but go quickly
Carnage zegt (23:55):
BYE!
Strategia™© zegt (23:55):
you can still nick it now
Strategia™© zegt (23:56):
tomorrow he'll put it away in the safe
Strategia™© zegt (23:56):
it's still in the boxes now
Strategia™© zegt (23:56):
hurry


#1460 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 20:18

Local comedian Nemr Abou Nassar mentioned this:

Nemr Abou Nassar said:

I was in France last month because it was my father's idea that if I go to France I'll learn French quickly. I stayed with my English-speaking cousins so that didn't really help. Anyway we happened to watch the movie Planet of the Apes. Anybody watched it? Well don't it's REAL crap. Anyway, this version was dubbed in French. There was one problem though. In French, the word for monkey and ape is one and the same. At one point in the movie, one of the characters claims "We are not monkeys! We are Apes!" so in French it turned out as "Nous ne sommes pas de singes! Nous sommes des singes!"

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#1461 Hobbesy

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 20:53

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Hobbesy/Sean says (3:50 PM):
http://ps3.jeuxvideo...ux/GTA/gta4.jpg
Hobbesy/Sean says (3:50 PM):
You're such a bad ass Abourry :P
Ph00t-sch-kee says (3:51 PM):
is that niko ?
Hobbesy/Sean says (3:51 PM):
Yeah


Abourror = Niko Bellic

#1462 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 21:40

View PostHøbbesy, on 16 Jun 2008, 21:53, said:

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Hobbesy/Sean says (3:50 PM):
http://ps3.jeuxvideo...ux/GTA/gta4.jpg
Hobbesy/Sean says (3:50 PM):
You're such a bad ass Abourry :P
Ph00t-sch-kee says (3:51 PM):
is that niko ?
Hobbesy/Sean says (3:51 PM):
Yeah


Abourror = Niko Bellic


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#1463 Foxhound

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 21:48

Sat scan cannot find any funny
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#1464 Comr4de

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 00:49

Stinger on the difference between Russia and China in Rise of the Reds:

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Stinger says:
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
Comr4de / Luis says:
LOL!


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#1465 Stinger

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 00:52

That was the tame - the PG13 - version.

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:30

wat
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#1467 Hobbesy

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 17:30

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Hobbes (tictac1098): Isn't he such a big sweety, that Nem
nidmeister (nidmeister): D:
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Indeed.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Such a sweety.
* Nem (nemisis54) vein in head throbs
Hobbes (tictac1098): Awww
You have been permanently removed from this room.


#1468 TheDR

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 20:53

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21:46 - Hobbesy: Frostwire frw
21:46 - Hobbesy: *ftw*
21:46 - [EGC] TheDR: For reasonable win?
21:46 - Hobbesy: Hahaha
21:46 - Hobbesy: So...many...typos....
21:47 - [EGC] TheDR: oh but they are fun

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 00:44

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<Hobbes> It's 7:38 PM
<Hobbes> Where are you ki--Oh wait, you're a virgin
* _Lizzie_ is now known as Lizzie_GAMING
<+Alie> nu uh
<+Alie> I had sex with my pillow.
<+Alie> THat counts right?
<Hobbes> No
<+Alie> bob lied D:
<@Bob> no u


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Posted 20 June 2008 - 18:02

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[12:55] <Mr_Mylo> No Op in IRC
[12:55] <Mr_Mylo> and god is overpowered
[12:55] *** God (God@Acidchat-C1794AB9.dip.t-dialin.net) joined
[12:55] <God> you said god is overpowered?
[12:55] <God> well I just proved you wrong
[12:55] <God> otherwise I would've kickbanned you
[12:55] <Mr_Mylo> I lied
[12:56] <God> D:
[12:56] <Mr_Mylo> and you didn't notice
[12:56] *** God was kicked from #estudios by Ravager (sorry, god doesn't exist in my book)
[12:56] <%Ravager> atheism ftw.
[12:56] <%PrinceKassad> oh lol you must SO quote that
[12:56] <%Ravager> =p
[12:56] <Mr_Mylo> xD

Edited by Ravager, 20 June 2008 - 18:03.


#1471 Nid

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 23:32

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Hobbesy/Sean says:
Debbie dosen't love you. D:
Hobbesy/Sean says:
She thinks your a Gorilla
Gorilla. says:
Gorillas are...
Gorilla. says:
Muscly, and beastly
Gorilla. says:
sooo.
Gorilla. says:
In turn
Gorilla. says:
Debbie thinks I am?
Hobbesy/Sean says:
British people are weird
Gorilla. says:
YEAH
Gorilla. says:
WELL WE'RE JUST HORNY
Hobbesy/Sean says:
...
Hobbesy/Sean says:
IM A SCATMAN
Gorilla. says:
AND WE ARE SEXIER THAN AMERICA

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#1472 TheDR

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 16:27

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Gorilla. Deb says (17:25):
Anyway, brb.
Howard Moon says (17:25):
ok
Gorilla. Deb says (17:25):
Getting dome dinner in from the chippy
Gorilla. Deb says (17:25):
*some
Gorilla. Deb says (17:25):
dome O_o
Howard Moon says (17:25):
Dome dinner Lol

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 19:07

mmm, lovely nutritious domes =0
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#1474 Nid

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 22:40

Not just any domes, They're from the chippy.
CHIP DOMES
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#1475 Stinger

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 22:40

An intelligent conversation that Comr4de and I were having earlier. 8|

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