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#1551 Dauth

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 08:47

View PostIon Cannon!, on 7 Jul 2008, 3:30, said:

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<@Dauth> EVE is a keen admin and is looking forward to viewing the forums searching for any up and coming members.



The first 3 EVE professions in that epic were indeed ripped from a webby, however the others including this one where all from my own (very tired) brain.

#1552 Dauth

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 22:49

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[23:47] <Dauth> someone shut me up
[23:47] <Dauth> please
[23:47] =-= Mode #estudios +vvvv ailestrikef36 AjPod cryptkeeper Ion_Cannon by Dauth
[23:47] =-= Mode #estudios +vvv Lizzie_GAMING PFC_Carrow TheDR by Dauth
[23:47] =-= Mode #estudios +m by Dauth
[23:47] <Ion_Cannon> Nah, the day after :loel:
[23:47] =-= Mode #estudios -o Dauth by Dauth
[23:47] <Bob[GRID]> lol


#1553 Libains

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 22:51

Can't be shut up - ever...... :loel:
For there can be no death without life.

#1554 Kamikazi

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 19:00

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Mr. Mylo zegt:
elephants...
Sam zegt:
XD
Kevin - Vacance! zegt:
derailed convo ftw
Mr. Mylo zegt:
can controll their... sausages
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA zegt:
Lol
Kevin - Vacance! zegt:
XD
Mr. Mylo zegt:
that'S soo cool xD
Mr. Mylo zegt:
imagine
Mr. Mylo zegt:
you coul use is as a 3 arm
Kevin - Vacance! zegt:
*quotes*
ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA zegt:
LOL!!
Mr. Mylo zegt:
xD


from SSBB to elephant sausages... how do we do it :/

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#1555 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 19:02

NOOO!!! you did it...
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#1556 Kamikazi

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 19:03

Of course, its was epic :/
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#1557 Mbob61

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 19:08

omfg you actually quoted us! :/

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#1558 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 14:21

When do I laugh?
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#1559 Hobbesy

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 17:13

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G-man says (11:45 AM):
Mr...Freeman....
G-man says (11:45 AM):
Mister....Freemaaaaan....
Mr, Freeman says (11:45 AM):
?
Mr. Freeman says (11:46 AM):
...
G-man says (11:46 AM):
You've done...
G-man says (11:46 AM):
A great deal
G-man says (11:47 AM):
In such a small time span
G-man says (11:47 AM):
So well in fact
G-man says (11:47 AM):
that I've received some interesting offers
G-man says (11:47 AM):
for you...
G-man says (11:47 AM):
Ordinarily
G-man says (11:47 AM):
I wouldn't contemplate them
G-man says (11:47 AM):
but these are...extraordinary times
G-man says (11:47 AM):
hmmm?
G-man says (11:47 AM):
Instead of giving you the...
G-man says (11:48 AM):
illusion of free choice
G-man says (11:48 AM):
I will be choosing for you
G-man says (11:48 AM):
So wake up Mr. Freeman
G-man says (11:48 AM):
Wake up and
G-man says (11:48 AM):
Smell the ashes
Mr. Freeman says (11:48 AM):
They smell gooood!
Train Rider says (11:48 AM):
Hey
Train Rider says (11:48 AM):
I didn't see you get on!
Mr. Freeman says (11:48 AM):
I slipped in the back, naughtily :P
Citizen says (11:49 AM):
Well
Citizen says (11:49 AM):
here we are
Breen Monitor says (11:50 AM):
Welcome,
Breen Monitor says (11:50 AM):
Welcome to City 17
Breen Monitor says (11:51 AM):
You have chosen, or been chosen
Breen Monitor says (11:51 AM):
To relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
Breen Monitor says (11:51 AM):
I thought so much of City 17, that I elected to establish my administration here.
Breen Monitor says (11:51 AM):
In the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by
Breen Monitor says (11:51 AM):
Out benefactors
Breen Monitor says (11:52 AM):
I have been proud to call City 17 my home
Mr. Freeman says (11:52 AM):
O Rly
Breen Monitor says (11:52 AM):
And so, whether you are here to stay
Breen Monitor says (11:52 AM):
Or passing through on your way to parts unknown
Breen Monitor says (11:52 AM):
Welcome, to City 17
Breen Monitor says (11:54 AM):
It's safer here
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
Hey!
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
Were you the only ones on that train?
Mr. Freeman says (11:55 AM):
No, I got off the jet ski..
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
Overwatch stopped our train in the woods.
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
They took my husband
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
They're being nice though...
Citizen says (11:55 AM):
Letting me stay here
Mr. Freeman says (11:56 AM):
WERE IN A TRAIN STATION, OF COURSE I WAS ON THE TRAIN!
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
They're always leaving...
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
but never going...
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
Always arriving but...
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
Never coming....
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
Oh man, Breen again?
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
I wouldn't say that to loudly
Citizen says (11:56 AM):
This is his base of operations
Mr. Freeman says (11:57 AM):
I'm gonna slap him when i see him
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
Stop right there.
Mr. Freeman says (11:57 AM):
No
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
You!
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
Get in here!
Mr. Freeman says (11:57 AM):
I want to go over there
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
I said move!
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
Hehehe
Mr. Freeman says (11:57 AM):
Fine..
Metrocop says (11:57 AM):
Oh yeah
Metrocop says (11:58 AM):
I'm gonna need me some privacy for this
Mr. Freeman says (11:58 AM):
ooo
Mr. Freeman says (11:58 AM):
Naughty

Calhoun says (11:58 AM):
Hey Gordon
Calhoun says (11:58 AM):
It's me!
Calhoun says (11:58 AM):
Barney, from Black Mesa
Mr. Freeman says (11:59 AM):
Who from what?
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
Sorry for the scare
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
I had to put on a show for the cameras
Mr. Freeman says (11:59 AM):
Oh, i though you were gonna bum me.. Thank god.
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
Hey Doctor Kleiner
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
You'll never believe who showed up!
Mr. Freeman says (11:59 AM):
Im not that much of a "Free man"..
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
*Knock* *Knock*
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
Arg
Calhoun says (11:59 AM):
Just what I was afraid of
Calhoun says (12:00 PM):
Get in here Gordon!
Calhoun says (12:00 PM):
Stack up some props to get out
Calhoun says (12:00 PM):
And make your way to Kleiner's lab
Mr. Freeman says (12:00 PM):
Ok
Mr. Freeman says (12:00 PM):
Sure.
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
*Loading*
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
You there
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
Pick up that can.
Mr. Freeman says (12:00 PM):
Hell no
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
I said
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
Pick
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
Up
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
The
Metrocop says (12:00 PM):
Can
Mr. Freeman says (12:00 PM):
you do it
Mr. Freeman says (12:01 PM):
Sucka
Metrocop says (12:01 PM):
*Beats with stunstick*
Mr. Freeman says (12:01 PM):
I don't have a health bar yet, you can't kill me..
Metrocop says (12:01 PM):
(You pass out)
Mr. Freeman says (12:01 PM):
Oh no!
Metrocop says (12:01 PM):
(You wake up)
Metrocop says (12:01 PM):
Hehehe
Metrocop says (12:01 PM):
Go!
Mr. Freeman says (12:02 PM):
*Runs*
Metrocop says (12:02 PM):
*You get to the apartment*
Citizen says (12:02 PM):
Was that you knocking?
Citizen says (12:02 PM):
I didn't know we still had a door.
Mr. Freeman says (12:02 PM):
Yer
Mr. Freeman says (12:02 PM):
You do..
Citizen says (12:02 PM):
CPs!
Citizen says (12:02 PM):
Run for it!
Citizen says (12:02 PM):
Head for the roof!
Mr. Freeman says (12:03 PM):
Are you hitting on me?
Citizen says (12:03 PM):
Get in here!
Mr. Freeman says (12:03 PM):
*Runs to roof*
Citizen says (12:03 PM):
Keep going along to roof
Citizen says (12:03 PM):
Until you get to Kleiner's lab!
Mr. Freeman says (12:03 PM):
Sure
Citizen says (12:03 PM):
*End Saga*



This is what happens when me and Dr. are bored.

Edited by Høbbesy, 09 July 2008 - 17:13.


#1560 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 21:32

What about beavers?
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#1561 Dauth

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 18:45

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<Bob> im trying to find the disk that came with it, but thats like trying to find a needle in a very large haystack D:
<Dauth> oh dear
<Dauth> download the drivers again?
<Bob> well it was more to see the manual... since i have no idea where that is either :
<Bob> :P *
<Dauth> download the manual then?
<Bob> you and your logic -.-
<Dauth> Mind if I quote that?
<Bob> yes, yes i do D:
<Dauth> excellent,
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#1562 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 18:46

bastard >.>
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#1563 Dauth

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 18:49

Thanks Bob, nice to know I'm loved :P

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 19:11

<.<
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#1565 Nid

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 23:35

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[Crazykenny] = Graduated!! says:
Murder all the stiff people!
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
::
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
I say
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
a little forward aren't we :P

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 08:58

:'(
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#1567 CodeCat

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 16:16

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[18:15] * SkylerFox moves to banish the word "heh" from the Internet.
[18:16] <SkylerFox> It means nothing... It's like a carriage return essentially

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#1568 Nid

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 22:29

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[Crazykenny] = Graduated!! says:
I passed Lvl.30
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
LOL
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
Bye Bye protection
[Crazykenny] = Graduated!! says:
Ya rly!
[Crazykenny] = Graduated!! says:
*feels violated*
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Deb says:
XD

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#1569 Dauth

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 22:26

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Google.com Viewing Topic: anyone up for an online game?


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#1570 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:51

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           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (13:41):
I r hav ur virginiti
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (13:41):
MINE
貂蝉 诸葛亮 dice (13:41):
NOM NOM NOM
           艾フム乙乙 [ズノﮮﮮリ]艾             dice (13:42):
Good work, you just ate your virginity.


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#1571 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 14:10

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#1572 Candlejack

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 15:58

Nuff said.

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Edited by Candlejack, 16 July 2008 - 16:03.

I'm gonna need more rope...

#1573 Pav:3d

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 16:01

lmao, oh YOU'RE that guy

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#1574 Nid

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 16:31

View PostCandlejack, on 16 Jul 2008, 16:58, said:

Nuff said.

EFG!
Stop causing the little children to rage.
It won't make up for what you did to Pedobear.
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 16:35

Drats, my cover has been blown!
I'm gonna need more rope...



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