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#1651 Nid

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 22:30

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E.V.E. says:
I will finally become a Man!

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#1652 WarMenace

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 22:54

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E.V.E. says:
I did last Night
WarMenace92 says:
hows the AI? are they on steroids?
E.V.E. says:
They took Drugs I think
WarMenace92 says:
so they were hard too eh?
E.V.E. says:
I got my Tricks.


LOL sounds so wrong :)
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#1653 E.V.E.

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 22:58

You all are so wrong! :)

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#1654 Foxhound

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 00:24

Poor EVE.
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#1655 Libains

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 00:33

Meh - this sort of harrassment comes with the job for female staff. EVE knows how to take care of a good harassing.
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#1656 Nid

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 00:35

She lets herself in for it sometimes :)
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#1657 Libains

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 00:36

View PostNiddy, on 17 Aug 2008, 1:35, said:

She lets herself in for it sometimes :)

I think she secretly craves it.
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#1658 E.V.E.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 01:17

Your Mother!

And yeah, I learned along time ago how to handle these things. :)

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 04:03

View PostE.V.E., on 16 Aug 2008, 21:17, said:

Your Mother!

And yeah, I learned along time ago how to handle these things. :dope:

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My way of handling stuff such as that:

Chainsaw/other weapon > Your face.

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#1660 Nid

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 13:37

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Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
so what can I do for bridges
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
we could have european snowy bridges
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
but Euorope isn't part of Omega
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
*Europe
Nem says:
lol
Nem says:
o rly?
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
bleh
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
I'll just make land bridges
Nem says:
cuz in 2456 earth blew up and a chunk of it called europe landed on omega

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#1661 Crazykenny

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 13:51

And now it is tainted for eternity/
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#1662 Nid

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 20:51

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Millsy Boi says:
so i hear ur repeating yr 12?
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
So I herd you liek mudkips

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#1663 Dauth

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 23:51

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EVE> I give somethong to Niddy now. :P


EVE has a favourite

#1664 E.V.E.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 23:54

You Nitwit! :P

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#1665 Nid

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 00:17

View PostDauth, on 18 Aug 2008, 0:51, said:

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EVE> I give somethong to Niddy now. :P


EVE has a favourite

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#1666 WarMenace

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 03:14

yea, me. E.V.E. has favorite, and it's me. :P
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:49

Aww love...
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 13:44

View PostWarMenace92, on 18 Aug 2008, 5:14, said:

yea, me. E.V.E. has favorite, and it's me. :P

Lol, Melvin is a Cen'kid wannabe. ;)

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#1669 Dauth

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 09:35

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Arsene Wenger says he is surprised by Great Britain's gold rush at the Olympic Games. "I didn't know the English were good at swimming," said the Arsenal manager. "I have been in this country for 12 years and I haven't seen a swimming pool." (The Times)


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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:05

View PostDauth, on 19 Aug 2008, 10:35, said:

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Arsene Wenger says he is surprised by Great Britain's gold rush at the Olympic Games. "I didn't know the English were good at swimming," said the Arsenal manager. "I have been in this country for 12 years and I haven't seen a swimming pool." (The Times)


View PostCodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 22:00, said:

Hunter had this idea. We'd make a thread of funny things people have said on the forum or elsewhere. You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. ;)


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#1671 Dauth

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:16

Sorry, but it was so funny it had to be said, My apologies.

#1672 Nid

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 14:51

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¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
I did not get it
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
"Sleep is for your mom, and me"
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
;)
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
I sleep with his mom
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
Get it now? :D
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
nope
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
:|
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
To sleep with, means to have sex with
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
in that context
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Ahh
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
LOL
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
usually if you sleep with someone without having sex
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
you say "sleep next to"
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
this is in the English language though
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
because we are corrupted by slang :dope:
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
aha
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
To sleep with (Fuck With)
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
:read:
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
basically
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
Sleep next to
           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
Lol
Llama [/Niddy] MARKLE (L) Debb & Emos(L) says:
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           ¤(¯`¤.¤ кι∂∂у™ _.¤´¯)¤                     (*) Tres Veintiseis Diez (*)         (Bajo los cocoteros (ip)) says:
Now I get why my english teacher always had that face


Kid's English teacher is Kinda creepy...
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 14:59

funny stuff.

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 16:00

English lessons from Nid....D:

Must have pornographic content!!

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 21:21

Niddy, i know you're a shemale but you're abusing your gender! one person at a time! 8|
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