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#2026 CodeCat

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 00:34

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[01:18] <BigSparkyFhox> Gotta stay cheap remember I wouldnt be dutch if I went to EF
[01:18] <CodeCat> What would you be then?
[01:18] <CodeCat> German?
[01:20] <BigSparkyFhox> no trailor trash american
[01:21] <CodeCat> Hmm ok
[01:21] <CodeCat> Confused now
[01:22] <BigSparkyFhox> Perhaps this will refresh your memory
[01:28] * BigSparkyFhox (ac@FUR-F430D6BD.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
[01:32] * DamonHusky looks at CodeCat
[01:32] <DamonHusky> So...does the ping timeout jog your memory?
[01:32] <CodeCat> It does, actually

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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

#2027 JJ

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 11:00

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[18:54:55] [5.244.168.99 - Papaya Master Rai]
Hi all.
[18:55:04] [5.132.211.137 - Centric]
Lauren !
[18:55:15] [5.244.168.99 - Papaya Master Rai] is offline
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he ran away xD
[18:59:02] [5.4.238.218 - Alias]
:3
[18:59:19] [5.132.211.137 - Centric]
=D
[18:59:28] [5.132.211.137 - Centric]
I hope someone quotes this


#2028 Destiny

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 11:11

lmao.
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#2029 CodeCat

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 19:06

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[19:59] * Karla runs out of fuel and lands somewhere in a snow covered feild in canada?
[20:00] * Karla hides the plane under trees and cover up and markings left on the snot from the tires and her feet, hiding
[20:04] <Karla> *snot=snow... (How the F did i manage to typo that...)

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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

#2030 Wizard

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 23:17

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Wiz says (23:08):
Ok, what is the ideal woman for you?
Ben: Dauth: says (23:10):
Able to hold their own in a debate, funny. I prefer a slightly daintly look, but I'm no opposed to a fuller figure.

Able to understand "no news is good news" and not as neurotic as a shaved monkey
Ben: Dauth: says (23:12):
Need any more description?
Wiz says (23:13):
oh dear God, do you want to end up with Freud or a women?
Ben: Dauth: says (23:13):
A woman, not Freud
Wiz says (23:14):
then find one with big tits, no brains and a desire to screw your brains out at the drop of her tights
Wiz says (23:15):
anything else is a noble prize winner
Wiz says (23:15):
*quotes self

Bring on the sexist rants

#2031 Hobbesy

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 01:19

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Kansheera says (7:15 PM):
Imagine
Kansheera says (7:15 PM):
BLEEDING FROM YOUR CROTCH FOR FIVE DAYS
Kansheera says (7:15 PM):
*grabs Hobbes' shirt*
Kansheera says (7:15 PM):
IMAGINE IT
Hobbes/Sean says (7:15 PM):
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BLEED!
Hobbes/Sean says (7:16 PM):
NOW BACK OFF HONKY


This is why you don't ask a woman why her womb hurts.

Edited by Høbbesy, 18 November 2008 - 02:02.


#2032 JJ

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 14:46

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[a=1][c=21][[c=#710071]♥[/c]]ℓιzαя∂ кι∂™[[c=#710071]♥[/c]][/c=15][/a][c=10] ¡Lleno de ira homicida! [/c] says:
I AM TH MOTHERFUCKING 2D GAY
JJ says:
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[a=1][c=21][[c=#710071]♥[/c]]ℓιzαя∂ кι∂™[[c=#710071]♥[/c]][/c=15][/a][c=10] ¡Lleno de ira homicida! [/c] says:
*Guy <_<
JJ says:
harhar
[a=1][c=21][[c=#710071]♥[/c]]ℓιzαя∂ кι∂™[[c=#710071]♥[/c]][/c=15][/a][c=10] ¡Lleno de ira homicida! [/c] says:
fuck >_>


#2033 Alias

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 20:29

Tame.

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#2034 Nem

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 21:11

YOUR QUOTE HAS BEEN DEEMED UNWORTHY BY THE SERIOUS APPLE.

#2035 Jok3r

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 23:37

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Cole: i got me a les paul
AJ: oh? Cool
AJ: whats up?
Cole: notin much
AJ: I'm so pissed, I had to get up at 6 for a swim meet D:
Cole: lol, i got up at 11:30
AJ: lucky SOB
Cole: hah
AJ: no, seriously, that really sucked
Cole: im glad my hobbies dont cause me to get up at 6
AJ: lol
Cole: i play guitar when i feel like it, I fence at 4:30 PM on Wednesday
AJ: nice
Cole: Whenever my status or away is "Going off of the rails on a crazy train." I am most likley trying to master Crazy Train
AJ: hard song 
Cole: quite, i can get the main riff and verse, but not the solo, thats rlly hard
AJ: yeah
Cole: and reading tabs is not fun
AJ: that, I can believe
Cole: You want to tell me what this means? http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/o/osbourne_oz...train-tab.shtml
AJ: *can't read tabulature*
AJ: I can read music, but not tabs 
Cole: i cant read either well
Cole: actually i can read tabs
Cole: but its kind of annoying
Cole: it would be so much easier in GH notation
AJ: LOL
Cole: The only problem is, i dont know what string... or octave... or rythm... or tempo it is

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#2036 Hobbesy

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 20:43

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Hobbes/Sean says (2:41 PM):
I'm bringing bullets back.
Hobbes/Sean says (2:41 PM):
Them other guns don't know how to act.
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
I think it's special what's fired behind your back.
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
Take 'em to the guns!
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
Dirty rifle
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
You see these magazines
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
I'll let you shoot me if I misbehave
Hobbes/Sean says (2:42 PM):
It's just that no one pulls a trigger that way.
TheDR says (2:43 PM):
oh ok that makes sense
Hobbes/Sean says (2:47 PM):
And that's how you sing about Fallout 3.

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#2037 Liliana

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 22:28

(dlo$rhuj = me)
dlo§rhuj&#58; mail works too but sending a 12 MB file takes long on my connection
banditp61&#58; dlo§rhuj&#58; ooooo huh
dlo§rhuj&#58; since upload is practically zero on this connection...
banditp61&#58; lol
agentman&#58; dlo§rhuj&#58; whats mb?
dlo§rhuj&#58; MB = megabyte
banditp61&#58; whats the speed on the internet? mine is 100megabites a second
dlo§rhuj&#58; 1 MB = 1,024 KB = 1,048,576 b ytes
agentman&#58; ohh duhh
»	sily me
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banditp61&#58; lol
agentman&#58; that was a stupid question

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Anyway,the China's army is a modernize army,this army can bear down all country's army.
I hope SWR team can modification the China in the RISE OF THE RED and SHOCKWAVE mods.China is a modernize country.Maybe in thirty years later,the China will be a big and powerful country,overrun the US

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[22:23:32] <J8a> why would i read a eula anyway?
[22:23:41] <J8a> they're not written in english
[22:23:59] <J8a> THEY ARE WRITTEN IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CAPITAL LETTERS.

#2038 Nem

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 00:30

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JokersAce (jokersace): my cries of sorrow shall become my cries of revenge
Nem (nemisis54): Scared Face.
JokersAce (jokersace): yes
JokersAce (jokersace): i still bear the scar
JokersAce (jokersace): a scar that will forever remind me of my vengence
zerokamikaze: is it on your ass?
JokersAce (jokersace): a scar of shame turned a scar of superiority
JokersAce (jokersace): no its on my forehead
JokersAce (jokersace): in the shape of a thunder bolt
JokersAce (jokersace): ABRA KADABRA MOTHERFUCKERS
JokersAce (jokersace): IM FUCKING HARRY POTTER
<JokersAce (jokersace) has left the room>
Nem (nemisis54): Lmao!
<JokersAce (jokersace) (Power User) has entered the room>
JokersAce (jokersace): WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA MOTHERFUCKERS
<JokersAce (jokersace) has left the room>
Nem (nemisis54): Lol!

Edited by Nem, 24 November 2008 - 00:30.


#2039 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 16:05

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Codeuser says:
I'm VP of my school's comp club
Codeuser says:
each member has to pay five bucks to get in
Codeuser says:
so maybe money laundering is in order
Nem says:
LOL
Nem says:
that is the lamest thing I have heard in weeks
Codeuser says:
it wasn't a joke....?

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#2040 Rich19

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 21:21

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Richard - Random recipe generator: http://jamesoff.net/...cipe-generator/ says:
they grow up so fast...
Llama/Nidmeister says:

Llama/Nidmeister says:
just yesterday Nem was in Nappies sucking on toy Paladins
Llama/Nidmeister says:
Now look at him!
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I may just have to quote that


#2041 Nid

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 21:26

The same Night:

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Llama/Nidmeister says:
If you turn up to your Cambridge interview and rickroll them or do something completely inappropriate I will award you with one million internets
Richard - Random recipe generator: http://jamesoff.net/...cipe-generator/ says:
"so what do you think you can contribute to the university?"
"Well, I'm never going to give you up. I'm never going to let you down. I'm not planning on running around and I'm certainly not going to desert you."
Llama/Nidmeister says:
LOL

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#2042 Dauth

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 00:43

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PacMan says:
-_-
it's not looking too hopeful...
Ben: Dauth: says:
huh?
PacMan says:
I misspelt "Bob"
<_<
Ben: Dauth: says:
rofl


#2043 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 00:58

You bastard, how dare you take advantage of a drunk guy! Posted Image
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#2044 Dauth

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 00:59

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ROFL

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 00:59

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#2046 Dutchygamer

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:43

xD
Nice one Dauth!
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#2047 Libains

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 22:09

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Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:01:36)
I has a Fallout 3 addiction
AJ says: (22:01:58)
meh - i've just been venting, and then chilling :D and yes i imagine so
AJ says: (22:02:08)
just you wait till fallout 4 then :P
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:02:19)
hehe
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:03:21)
with genuine radiation?
AJ says: (22:03:44)
small thermobaric bombs with every copy sold
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:04:02)
hehe
AJ says: (22:04:45)
rough blast radius is that of an average house - the trigger is detonated when you complete the game :)
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:04:58)
hehe
Ben%3A Dauth%3A says: (22:05:02)
gamercide
AJ says: (22:05:09)
LOL
AJ says: (22:05:23)
that's very good... *quotes*

For there can be no death without life.

#2048 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 26 November 2008 - 23:16

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[3:11:15 PM] Dr. Nick says: Whenever you see a nearly naked chick in riding boots, she's either a whore or an elf.
[3:11:37 PM] Corey says: Elf whores, on the other hand, overdress.
[3:12:26 PM] Corey says: If seen in public, they will be told by indignant standers-by to "take some clothes off" because they're sending "the wrong message to the children".

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#2049 Jok3r

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:22

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AJ says: (10:13:27 PM)
if you keep exapnding your online empire you'll eventually have to leave tracks
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:14:07 PM)
Sure
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:14:14 PM)
But you won't be able to put them together :P
AJ says: (10:14:39 PM)
i've done pretty well so far so i'll keep my hopes up
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:15:29 PM)
lol
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:15:32 PM)
What have you found?
AJ says: (10:15:41 PM)
simply put - lesser people have underesitmated me :)
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:15:49 PM)
lol
AJ says: (10:16:05 PM)
well iirc i did track back your details from when you bought the domain
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:16:09 PM)
I believe the term is misunderestimated [/Bush]
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:16:14 PM)
Oh? What have you found?
AJ says: (10:16:16 PM)
LOL
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:16:23 PM)
Theres not much there :D
AJ says: (10:16:30 PM)
sadly you bought it via a third party
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:16:50 PM)
Even if you found the real registry, the last name is bullshit anyway xD
AJ says: (10:17:09 PM)
hehe you really are a closed off type
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:12 PM)
Yup.
AJ says: (10:17:17 PM)
you could be george bush in disguise
AJ says: (10:17:20 PM)
ZOMG
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:25 PM)
The funny thing is, IRL, everyone knows me :D
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:26 PM)
lol
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:27 PM)
no
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:31 PM)
I am Obama in disguise
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:17:34 PM)
did you know that?
AJ says: (10:17:57 PM)
i did, yes *nods unconvincingly*
AJ says: (10:18:10 PM)
and IRL everyone knows you - ZOMG again
AJ says: (10:18:16 PM)
would never have thought it possible
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:19:15 PM)
no you wouldn't have
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:19:20 PM)
You want to quote, or shall I?
AJ says: (10:19:47 PM)
i already made a quote today :D
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:19:54 PM)
lol
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:20:01 PM)
but I'm lazy *dog eyes*
AJ says: (10:20:12 PM)
it's early for you
AJ says: (10:20:15 PM)
it's not for me
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:20:18 PM)
so |8
AJ says: (10:20:29 PM)
i'm tired and cba
AJ says: (10:20:43 PM)
plus you are the one with a stable conection |8
AJ - Yes, these are my bloody initials too! says: (10:20:54 PM)
fine

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#2050 CommanderJB

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:45

Just...

Oh, I give up.
(How on Earth did you manage to keep track of that conversation?)

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"Working together, we can build a world in which the rule of law — not the rule of force — governs relations between states. A world in which leaders respect the rights of their people, and nations seek peace, not destruction or domination. And neither we nor anyone else should live in fear ever again." - Wesley Clark

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