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#2226 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 04:26

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[8:24:44 PM] Dr. Nick says: YOU'RE RIGHT ARB
[8:24:48 PM] Corey says: Of course I'm right....
[8:24:53 PM] Corey says: I spent 3 years researching the Empire of the Hand.
[8:25:01 PM] Dr. Nick says: You DO have Blink-182 in your PM

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#2227 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 16:06

View PostComr4de, on 9 Feb 2009, 0:38, said:

View PostE.V.E., on 8 Feb 2009, 18:36, said:

Perv Convo. :D

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#2228 Dauth

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 23:53

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
...
I'm off to bed
Wizard says:
me to i think
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
You're being obtuse and I cba with it
Wizard says:
I am not?
I am defending a cracking pair of boobs
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
oh ok then
*quotes instead


#2229 Dauth

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 16:49

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Wizard says: so how long will you be spending time away from MSN whilst studying, it's getting rather boring here in the morning
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I won't be online during the workdays anymore, sorry
Wizard says:
*talk to the hand*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I go into uni, work, check bbc once an hour and come home
I am online when I come home but soon that will end up being after 5pm too
since I will hopefully be doing work
Wizard says:
hmphf
fine
you run off and play with your fancy clouds then
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*quotes


#2230 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:31

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[7:27:15 PM] Corey says: Happiness can only be judged on a scale from 0 to -10.
[7:27:47 PM] Corey says: Show me a happy person, and I'll show you a high person.
[7:29:28 PM] Corey says: King of the Hill is cancelled.
[7:29:59 PM] Corey says: Happiness levels are now 0

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#2231 TheDR

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 17:33

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AJ says (17:28):
yay spambot
AJ says (17:28):
*BLOCKS*
TheDR says (17:28):
What?
AJ says (17:28):
i got spammed
AJ says (17:28):
not on the forums :sly:
AJ says (17:29):
it starts: WARNING THIS IS NOT SPAM
AJ says (17:29):
and finishes: Please Visit XXXGIRLSFORGUYS.com and come and see me
AJ says (17:29):
btw fake link is fake
TheDR says (17:30):
How do you know 8|

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#2232 Libains

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 17:38

Because I made it up to protect you. Even good deeds go wrong!

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Dauth
for some reason I have chronic eczema atm
AJ
ouch indeed
seen the doc?
Dauth
17:35
as a result there is a suspicious white substance been applied to the back of my hands

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#2233 Warbz

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 18:05

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[17:56:39] Versicolor/Warbzy: I accidentally the whole wine bottle :(
[17:56:53] Paddy: accidently drank? knocked over?
[17:56:56] Versicolor/Warbzy: i accidentally it
[17:56:56] Paddy: burnt?
[17:57:08] Paddy: emptied?
[17:57:13] Alex Halliday: the WHOLE bottle?
[17:57:15] Versicolor/Warbzy: you know, when you are and then and I accidentally it :S
[17:57:49] Versicolor/Warbzy: The WHOLE bottle.
[17:57:51] Versicolor/Warbzy: Is this bad?
[17:58:00] Paddy: what did you do to the whole bottle????
[17:58:13] Alex Halliday: he accidentally the WHOLE bottle!
[17:58:31] Paddy: i dont get it
[17:58:35] Paddy: it dusnt make sense ¬¬
[17:58:46] Versicolor/Warbzy: I accidentally the whole bottle, what should I do?
[17:58:55] Paddy: >.<
[17:59:05] Yadn: ignore them its an ongoing joke...thats been days now guys
[17:59:07] Yadn: ...
[17:59:10] Alex Halliday: I think you should go and get another bottle so you can that one too?
[17:59:27] Paddy: dont make me kick you all
[17:59:31] Alex Halliday: :P
[17:59:32] Paddy: only I can make jokes around here
[17:59:40] Versicolor/Warbzy: I accidentally the whole paddy.
[17:59:43] Versicolor/Warbzy: Is this bad?
[17:59:49] Alex Halliday: lmao
[18:00:05] Yadn: ..


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#2234 Nem

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 03:44

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<_Lizzie_> YOU HAVE FAILED TO SUFFICENTLY ENTERTAIN ME NEM. YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING.


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#2235 Comr4de

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 03:48

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<_Lizzie_> YOU HAVE FAILED TO SUFFICENTLY ENTERTAIN ME NEM. YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING.


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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:44

Op trolling is so much fun.

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[23:38] <+Alias> sudo /mode #aus.gather +b *Raph*@*
[23:38] <@RaphJ> that wouldnt ban me
[23:38] =-= Mode #aus.gather +b *!*Raph*@* by RaphJ
[23:38] =-= RaphJ was booted from #aus.gather by Q (Banned.)

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#2237 TheDR

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 19:49

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[19:47] TheDR: You are currently talking to a Trial Version of TheDr, Please upgrade to the Full Version to receive all conversation options.
[19:47] Nem: D:
[19:47] * Nem steals line
[19:47] TheDR: D:

If he sends that to you, remember i made it :duh:
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#2238 Libains

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 21:26

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Dauth
hehe, nah some of them are useful
AJ
i'm not going to say what you have kinda set me up to say
Dauth
aw
AJ
sorry but you'll have to be more subtle than that
Dauth
hehe
AJ
poor you
freshers fly making you vulnerable
Dauth
I'm never vulnerable, I'm always brilliant
AJ
*sings christine at Dauth*
now you're vulnerable
Dauth
*Phantoms all over AJ*
That sounded wrong
AJ
riiight.............
it did
MAJORLY
*quotes* *even though you know it's coming*
Dauth
Christine is coming?
What?
AJ
STOP IT
Dauth
You're going to need to extend your quote now
AJ
yeah i am
Dauth
Poor AJ


Even though he has fresher's flu, Dauth is still an annoying genius.
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#2239 Dauth

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 21:28

View PostAJ, on 13 Feb 2009, 21:26, said:

Dauth is a genius.

Fix'd it for you mate.

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 22:21

View PostNem, on 12 Feb 2009, 22:44, said:

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<_Lizzie_> YOU HAVE FAILED TO SUFFICENTLY ENTERTAIN ME NEM. YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING.


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Not my fault you lack the proper equipment to handle dangerous goods. :duh:
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#2241 Dauth

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 22:50

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
welcome back
had to shag the router again huh?
AJ says:
nah
just donated my soul to a god of the underworld
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
nah you had enough time to do it twice
AJ says:
12 minutes?
optimistic
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I was trying to soothe your ego
Ok this sounds really bad now
AJ says:
i don't even want to quote that
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I might have to on general principle
AJ says:
luls


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=-= Mode #estudios +h Faith by ChanServ
[23:15] <Faith> Hey, look, activity.
[23:16] <Nem> What a name.
[23:16] <Alias> That is so fucking the guy who hosts Iron Chef
[23:17] <Bob> Oh hai Faith
[23:17] <Nem> http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?s=...st&p=605131
[23:17] <Nem> Wrong
[23:17] <Dauth> Hi Faith
[23:17] <Faith> Hello, Dauth
[23:17] <Faith> Also, STFU Nem.
[23:17] <Nem> ?
[23:17] <Nem> Uncalled for
[23:17] <AJ> :o Faith
[23:18] <Dauth> AJ needed you Faith apparently he wants revenge on me
[23:18] <AJ> luls
[23:18] <Faith> Um, why does he need me for that?
[23:18] <Dauth> He asked for someone to have Faith in him
[23:18] <_Lizzie_> probably because I'm not for hire.
[23:18] <Dauth> I saw that and thought of you
[23:18] <AJ> i think dauth is purposefully getting the wrong end of the stick
[23:19] <Dauth> _Lizzie_ wouldn't go for me, I know she's nice really
[23:19] <Faith> ...
[23:19] <Bob> Wait
[23:19] <Nem> What the hell.
[23:19] <Bob> Aj wants Faith inside of him?
[23:19] <Faith> Um.
[23:19] <Bob> :duh:
[23:19] <Faith> You...DO know who I really am, right?
[23:19] <Nem> I can see why one might mistake him..
[23:19] <AJ> sonofa....
[23:19] =-= Faith is now known as Foxhound
[23:19] <Nem> for something else.
[23:19] <AJ> dammit dauth!
[23:19] <Foxhound> :)
[23:19] =-= Foxhound is now known as Faith
[23:19] * _Lizzie_ giggles
[23:20] <AJ> yeah i know that
[23:20] * Dauth *Still has it*


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Posted 15 February 2009 - 00:31

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6:28 PM - Hobbesy: I get suspicious when Stinger and Comr4de are both online.
6:28 PM - Hobbesy: They only get online together to play.
6:29 PM - Hobbesy: And they never ask me.
6:29 PM - Hobbesy: Which makes me sad.
6:29 PM - Chyros: awww.
6:29 PM - Chyros: ...
6:29 PM - Hobbesy: wat
6:29 PM - Chyros: exactly that, wat
6:29 PM - Chyros: stupid steam

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:06

Dauth fails -

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Dauth has left #estudios (This is how to leaving without fajling)

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:34

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* _Lizzie_ takes up DBZ powerup pose
<_Lizzie_> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
<FAJL> LOL
<Insomniac> I've played it alot..
<FAJL> let it all out lizzie :read:
* _Lizzie_ vaporizes the entire complex with pure RAGE
<Scope> aj what does the scouter say about her power level?
<FAJL> eh?!
<FAJL> sorry lost me there
<Insomniac> 30.5hours last week ;)
<Scope> wat?
<_Lizzie_> (Epic fail AJ)
<Insomniac> thats over 1 day spent playing L4D out of 7
<FAJL> i am so lost
<_Lizzie_> (Someone else pick it up)
<Insomniac> ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
<Scope> i must quote it seems
<FAJL> no fair :O


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#2245 Dauth

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:19

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I need to go grab some food, be back in a few mins
back
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
front
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
left
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
right
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
up
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
down
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
sideways
*wins*
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
;)
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
hehe


Who reckons I'm obtuse for the fun of it?

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:20

View PostDauth, on 15 Feb 2009, 19:19, said:

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
I need to go grab some food, be back in a few mins
back
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
front
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
left
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
right
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
up
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
down
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
sideways
*wins*
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
;)
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
hehe


Who reckons I'm obtuse for the fun of it?


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Posted 16 February 2009 - 23:29

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zerokamikaze: oh F
zerokamikaze: man
zerokamikaze: I'm desperate for some quick fun
Nem: get away from my anus D;
zerokamikaze: brb
Nem: D:!


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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:47

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[11:45] TheDR: I think you need to change your Xfire Picture
[11:45] TheDR: its old
[11:46] Nem: changes are for jerks
[11:46] Nem: and I most certainly am not
[11:46] TheDR: But in previous statements you have said you are
[11:46] Nem: well played..
[11:46] Nem: well played
[11:47] * Nem injects Dr with a forgetful syrum

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#2249 Dauth

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 22:48

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Wizard says:
FUCK YEAH
I am now using my own FTP to host my signature
rock on baby
my God I am sad
funny I thought that would've generated a sarcy response
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?sh...mp;#entry606557
Wizard says:
cant


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#2250 Dauth

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 23:33

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
soon the bed for me
Need to think tomorrow
Wizard says:
don't blame you
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*cries*
Wizard says:
*laffs*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*looks at the premier league*
*laffs more*
Wizard says:
now now go to bed, you have something strange to do tomorrow, it's called work
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Wizard says:
now now go to bed, you have someone strange to do tomorrow, it's called EVE

fix'd
Wizard says:
hehe
*wants to quote*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Go for it
Wizard says:
cba
that's the problem
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Go on
Wizard says:
really to tired to bother
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*pokes*
Wizard says:
*falls over*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Useless!
Wizard says:
*agrees*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
OK this is worth a DP




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