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#2251 Dutchygamer

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:28

Dauth said:

Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*pokes*
Wizard says:
*falls over*

Win :)
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 21:27

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<Dauth> Shouldn't you be wiking?
<AJ> shouldn't you? 8|
<Dauth> Who has c40% of the wiki edits?
<AJ> when i win an arguement it's going to be one hell of a day
<Dauth> Will be the end of the world


#2253 Wizard

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 23:40

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Indeed
Wizard: The Adjuster!! says:
he's an idiot
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*fetches clorine for the gene pool*
Wizard: The Adjuster!! says:
Some Darwinism would go down very well about now
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*forgets the clorine and gets some flourine* we're gonna need the strong stuff


If only we could....

#2254 Overdose

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 23:55

If there is a god his name is Gabe, because he created Steam.

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Hobbesy: Ahahahahahaha
Hobbesy: Radioactive Pedophiles
Hobbesy: That's rich
Overdose(bR): Now they just need to make a game out of it
Hobbesy: Or an enemy in Fallout 3
Overdose(bR): Make them really really fast
Hobbesy: He'll show you his Glowing One
Overdose(bR): LOL
Hobbesy: You're gonna quote this aren't you?
Hobbesy: :confused:
Overdose(bR): Nahhh


That was about this news article: http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?sh...st&p=610352

(Originally found by Hobbesy)

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#2255 Amdrial

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 00:45

[01:42:31] [Ghostrider]
rap?
[01:42:32] [Admiral]
Uhuh
[01:42:38] [Ghostrider]
I like some of it
[01:42:46] [Ghostrider]
not generally though
[01:42:52] [Ghostrider]
real music is far better.
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 13:19

View PostWizard, on 26 Feb 2009, 1:40, said:

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Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
Indeed
Wizard: The Adjuster!! says:
he's an idiot
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*fetches clorine for the gene pool*
Wizard: The Adjuster!! says:
Some Darwinism would go down very well about now
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
*forgets the clorine and gets some flourine* we're gonna need the strong stuff


If only we could....
Actually chlorine is more dangerous than fluorine :duh: . Fluorine can even have benefits for organisms - if our teeth hadn't been perfluorinated when we were kids, we'd still have those stupid calcium-based teeth which are very sensitive to acidic conditions, while fluorine-based teeth are much more chemically resistant. (OK I'll stop this now please don't hurt meee)
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#2257 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 18:09

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(12:57:06 PM) Nem: blargh
(01:00:52 PM) Scope: you vomited?
(01:01:47 PM) Nem left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(01:05:20 PM) Bob: he vomited so much he disconnected D;

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#2258 Alias

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 20:25

He snapped his leash. :P

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#2259 Pav:3d

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 21:18

View Post{LP}Admiral-(NL), on 28 Feb 2009, 0:45, said:

[01:42:31] [Ghostrider]
rap?
[01:42:32] [Admiral]
Uhuh
[01:42:38] [Ghostrider]
I like some of it
[01:42:46] [Ghostrider]
not generally though
[01:42:52] [Ghostrider]
real music is far better.


OH SNAP!

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#2260 Dauth

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 20:39

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AJ says:
for the millionth time, no i do not want to check out those super hot pics of you bending over......
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
WHAT?


There is something severely wrong with that child.

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AJ says:
ah kk
i officially hate spambots
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
lol
AJ says:
for the millionth time, no i do not want to check out those super hot pics of you bending over......
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
WHAT?
AJ says:
LOL
should really have added quote makrs to that
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
indeed
AJ says:
hehe
made me lul somewhat tho
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?sh...view=getnewpost
AJ says:
ADD IN THE LAST BIT OR FIRST BIT!
FECK


In full with added stress

#2261 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 02:25

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#2262 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 19:35

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(16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(16:28:45) Bob: GOGOGOGOGO
(16:28:55) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(16:29:00) Bob: Awesome free mix
(16:29:08) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(16:29:10) Gsus: die.
(16:29:18) Bob: vat
(16:29:21) Gsus: something kinda failed... o_O
(16:29:39) Gsus: well that link fucked FF up...
(16:29:56) Bob: :sly:

...

(17:28:57) Bob: I'm very tempted to play that mix again...
(17:29:07) Bob: ... but I think my head may 'aslpode
(17:29:17) Bob: D;
(18:08:04) Gsus: what mix?
(18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:12:26) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:12:45) Bob: I lol'd
(18:13:15) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:13:18) Gsus: D:
(18:13:23) Gsus: post that link again?
(18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:13:33) #estudios: mode (+v Gsus) by ChanServ
(18:13:41) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:13:48) Bob: >_<
(18:14:42) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:14:45) Gsus: again...
(18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:15:03) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:15:15) Bob: ...
(18:15:16) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:15:26) Gsus: again...
(18:15:38) Bob: (18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:15:46) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:16:18) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:16:23) Gsus: well another try...
(18:16:39) Gsus: maybe i should just copy that link...
(18:16:40) Bob: This game is starting to wear a little thin
(18:16:44) Bob: (18:15:38) Bob: (18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3


Some people never learn :sly:

Edited by Bob, 08 March 2009 - 19:37.

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#2263 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 19:38

View PostBob, on 8 Mar 2009, 15:35, said:

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(16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(16:28:45) Bob: GOGOGOGOGO
(16:28:55) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(16:29:00) Bob: Awesome free mix
(16:29:08) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(16:29:10) Gsus: die.
(16:29:18) Bob: vat
(16:29:21) Gsus: something kinda failed... o_O
(16:29:39) Gsus: well that link fucked FF up...
(16:29:56) Bob: :sly:

...

(17:28:57) Bob: I'm very tempted to play that mix again...
(17:29:07) Bob: ... but I think my head may 'aslpode
(17:29:17) Bob: D;
(18:08:04) Gsus: what mix?
(18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:12:26) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:12:45) Bob: I lol'd
(18:13:15) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:13:18) Gsus: D:
(18:13:23) Gsus: post that link again?
(18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:13:33) #estudios: mode (+v Gsus) by ChanServ
(18:13:41) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:13:48) Bob: >_<
(18:14:42) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:14:45) Gsus: again...
(18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:15:03) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:15:15) Bob: ...
(18:15:16) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:15:26) Gsus: again...
(18:15:38) Bob: (18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3
(18:15:46) Gsus left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
(18:16:18) Gsus [estudios@Acidchat-DC40341B.pools.arcor-ip.net] entered the room.
(18:16:23) Gsus: well another try...
(18:16:39) Gsus: maybe i should just copy that link...
(18:16:40) Bob: This game is starting to wear a little thin
(18:16:44) Bob: (18:15:38) Bob: (18:14:55) Bob: (18:13:29) Bob: (18:08:35) Bob: (16:28:42) Bob: http://www.djalexkid...idvokatemix.mp3


Some people never learn :sly:

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#2264 G-sus

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 20:10

lol XD
well each time it screwed my FF i deactivated another friggin plugin, until i found the one that was screwing it up.
*curses the quicktime firefox plugin*
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#2265 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:54

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so be it - at a stage where i' becoming my own person + independant etc
JRK - Scope says:
same
ive learnt what a mess i truly am :duh:
now that i have to do my laundry and iron shirts etc..
AJ says:
luls
join the club
the dust bunnies are the killer for me tho
consistently having to clean the apartment is seriously weird
JRK - Scope says:
my roommate does the vacuuming
AJ says:
all i have is a dustpan and brush
no money for vacuum
i'd love a vacuum
JRK - Scope says:
well the dorm provides them
and they all suck frankly
well actually they dont
AJ says:
luls
JRK - Scope says:
:dizzy:

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 21:32

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* Ravager drops his bomb load over the IRC

no. just no...
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#2267 Wizard

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 21:45

just be grateful he actually said "bomb"....... :duh:

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 23:42

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AJ says:
did you know windows includes an option in Check Dick to check now?
AJ says:
while in windows?
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities says:
check dick?
AJ says:
interesting side fact - it is an entirely useless function


Only AJ could change Disk to Dick.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 23:47

Admittedly I failed. However, only Insomniac could make it worse:

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Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities ;) says: (23:44:13)
The best part is you then commented on a *chick dick* function being useless :)
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities :) says: (23:44:19)
check*!!
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities :) says: (23:44:21)
lol
AJ says: (23:44:27)
LOL!

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 01:33

LOL!

The FAJL is spreading...
I've come face to face with myself, man.
Sanctify the early light just like the old man can, boy!
Change the world? You'd better change yourself, man/ boy/ man
Challenge the mind to be more like the rolling ocean, man!























#2271 Overdose

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 15:33

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Overdose says:
The voices in my head tell me
Overdose says:
That E.V.E. is in dire need of amusement
E.V.E. says:
Oh hell yeah, i need some amusement.
Overdose says:
xD
Overdose says:
Fetish fuel ftw
Overdose says:
oh and I'm quoting
E.V.E. says:
Your Mom!

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#2272 Wizard

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 16:10

View PostOverdose, on 12 Mar 2009, 15:33, said:

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E.V.E. says:
Your Mom!


She's been saying that alot today!!

#2273 Hobbesy

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 03:03

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Odd says:
I really don't, and will never get why people are attracted to vore...
Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean says:
And people will never get why you're attracted to fur covered anthromorphs with large breasts.
Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean says:
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Odd says:
what breasts?

A friend of mine was talking about fetishes. Ironically, he's a furry himself. 8|

Edited by Høbbesy, 13 March 2009 - 03:11.


#2274 CodeCat

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 21:04

Hey Odd, I know him! :P He co-runs a channel on Anthrochat I'm a regular of.
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 23:26

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TheDR says (23:18):
http://freerice.com/index.php?&t=20518...0on%20the%20Map
TheDR says (23:18):
Country one ftw
Bregan says (23:19):
i failed geography...
TheDR says (23:19):
haha
TheDR says (23:19):
Then learn something
Bregan says (23:20):
all these tiny little countries ive never even noticed before...
TheDR says (23:21):
haha
TheDR says (23:21):
Tiny countries, with weirdo names
Bregan says (23:21):
never heard of Luxembourg before...
TheDR says (23:21):
really :P
Bregan says (23:21):
haha never
Bregan says (23:21):
whats that little strippy country below australia?
TheDR says (23:22):
Stripland
Bregan says (23:22):
hah
Bregan says (23:22):
oh, new zealand...
TheDR says (23:22):
Fail
Bregan says (23:23):
now i called australia new zealand, damn...
Bregan says (23:23):
i fail at geography

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