Funny quotes
Hobbesy
14 Mar 2009
CodeCat, on 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, said:
Hey Odd, I know him! 
He co-runs a channel on Anthrochat I'm a regular of.
He co-runs a channel on Anthrochat I'm a regular of.Not the same Odd, but this one is a furry such as yourself.
Edited by Høbbesy, 14 March 2009 - 03:23.
Hobbesy
14 Mar 2009
It'd be odd (Har har) if this Odd were the one Codecat were talking about, since he lives up the street from me.
Edited by Høbbesy, 14 March 2009 - 05:34.
Edited by Høbbesy, 14 March 2009 - 05:34.
Reaper94
15 Mar 2009
Quote
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:45):
Sup.
Richard says (00:45):
hi
Richard says (00:46):
been at a party this evening, a tad tipsy
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
np
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
u managed to type that with effective gramar
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
you cant be that pissed
Richard says (00:47):
meh, stopped drinking a while ago, it's probabny mostly word off now
Richard says (00:47):
probably*
Richard says (00:47):
worn*
Richard says (00:47):
Sup.
Richard says (00:45):
hi
Richard says (00:46):
been at a party this evening, a tad tipsy
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
np
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
u managed to type that with effective gramar
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
you cant be that pissed
Richard says (00:47):
meh, stopped drinking a while ago, it's probabny mostly word off now
Richard says (00:47):
probably*
Richard says (00:47):
worn*
Richard says (00:47):
Reaper94
15 Mar 2009
Alias, on 15 Mar 2009, 1:05, said:
Funny quotes
strangely enough, i found it funny, doesnt mean you have to, care for me too explain where i found the humor?:
He was saying he was slightly tipsy, and then I commented that he used correct grammar for that sentance, then in his next sentance he mucks up 2 words, hence why i found it funny, e
Edited by Jörmungandr, 15 March 2009 - 01:09.
BeefJeRKy
15 Mar 2009
Jörmungandr, on 14 Mar 2009, 20:49, said:
Quote
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:45):
Sup.
Richard says (00:45):
hi
Richard says (00:46):
been at a party this evening, a tad tipsy
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
np
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
u managed to type that with effective gramar
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
you cant be that pissed
Richard says (00:47):
meh, stopped drinking a while ago, it's probabny mostly word off now
Richard says (00:47):
probably*
Richard says (00:47):
worn*
Richard says (00:47):
Sup.
Richard says (00:45):
hi
Richard says (00:46):
been at a party this evening, a tad tipsy
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
np
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
u managed to type that with effective gramar
I have screamed until my veins collapses; I have waited as my time's elapsed. says (00:46):
you cant be that pissed
Richard says (00:47):
meh, stopped drinking a while ago, it's probabny mostly word off now
Richard says (00:47):
probably*
Richard says (00:47):
worn*
Richard says (00:47):
Have you seen Ghostrider in action?
CodeCat
16 Mar 2009
Quote
[22:19] * WebGuest5342 (ac@FUR-B49304A8.aby.bellsouth.net) has joined #EntryPoint
[22:20] <WebGuest5342> hi everybody
[22:20] * WebGuest5342 (ac@FUR-B49304A8.aby.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
[22:23] <CodeCat> Drive-by greeting
[22:20] <WebGuest5342> hi everybody
[22:20] * WebGuest5342 (ac@FUR-B49304A8.aby.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
[22:23] <CodeCat> Drive-by greeting
EDIT:
Quote
[18:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: Hoi
[18:57] ikke: ioh
[18:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: ikke->greet();
[18:58] ikke: ciarángood->reply(say what?);
[18:59] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: Parse error: invalid char á on line 1
[19:01] ikke: parseException e
if (e.getChar = 'á')
ignore();
else
whatever();
[19:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: lol
[19:02] ikke: loading lol...
program not found.
[19:02] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: Hahaha
[18:57] ikke: ioh
[18:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: ikke->greet();
[18:58] ikke: ciarángood->reply(say what?);
[18:59] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: Parse error: invalid char á on line 1
[19:01] ikke: parseException e
if (e.getChar = 'á')
ignore();
else
whatever();
[19:01] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: lol
[19:02] ikke: loading lol...
program not found.
[19:02] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Boink!: Hahaha
Dauth
18 Mar 2009
Quote
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
mmmm physics
*comes back to reality*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
*slaps Dauth*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
but I was happy *Cute puppy dog eyes*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
tough
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
bastard
*quotes
mmmm physics
*comes back to reality*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
*slaps Dauth*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
but I was happy *Cute puppy dog eyes*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
tough
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
bastard
*quotes
Its been a while since you heard from us
Libains
18 Mar 2009
Dauth, on 18 Mar 2009, 17:22, said:
Quote
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
mmmm physics
*comes back to reality*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
*slaps Dauth*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
but I was happy *Cute puppy dog eyes*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
tough
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
bastard
*quotes
mmmm physics
*comes back to reality*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
*slaps Dauth*
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
but I was happy *Cute puppy dog eyes*
Wizard: The Adjuster: says:
tough
Ben: Dauth: Six Nations! says:
bastard
*quotes
Its been a while since you heard from us
Aww we missed you!
Spoiler
Nid
18 Mar 2009
Quote
PacMan - Check out my latest artwork http://pacman42.com/ says:
TOO MANY POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS AOTHER ROBERT CLOAKING PAULSON FUCKING DEVICE ZELDA
TOO MANY POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS AOTHER ROBERT CLOAKING PAULSON FUCKING DEVICE ZELDA
Slightly Wonky Robob
18 Mar 2009
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT FUCKING DEVICE PAULSON
Edited by Bob, 18 March 2009 - 23:30.
Edited by Bob, 18 March 2009 - 23:30.
CodeCat
19 Mar 2009
On another forum, talking about a hotel booking for a furry convention:
Moutos Woofidis said:
Are the rooms at Golden Tulip as big as in the photos??
Cheetah said:
Yes, the rooms are all precisely 1024 by 740 pixels large. However, if you share a double room, each person will only get either 512 by 740 pixels, or 1024x370 pixels. Sadly, multiple layers are not supported by the Golden Tulip Hotel. For that, you'll have to use Photoshop instead.
BigBlueFox said:
Are these widescreen rooms? Letterboxed or anamorphic?
Cheetah said:
They are anthropomorphic and litterboxed.
WNxMastrefubu
20 Mar 2009
[22:10:33] [Nem]
What are you people on
[22:10:41] [Scope]
crack
[22:10:54] [Nem]
o, well this is just.. this is just
[22:11:00] [Nem]
Can I have some please?
[22:11:08] [Scope]
*tosses a sack to Nem*
[22:11:18] [Nem]
*eats it*
[22:11:21] [Nem]
imma doing it right?
[22:11:25] [Scope]
no
[22:11:25] fubu
no
[22:11:31] fubu
take funnel
[22:11:32] [Scope]
u shove up your nose
[22:11:33] fubu
bend over
[22:11:42] fubu
oh wait...CRACK
[22:11:45] [Scope]
or alternatively as a suppository
[22:11:48] fubu
not COCK
[22:11:54] [Nem]
Har!
[22:11:55] [Scope]
funnel?
[22:11:57] [Scope]
cock?
[22:11:59] fubu
im kinky
[22:12:02] fubu
:nidface:
[22:12:06] [Scope]
must be a small one
[22:12:08] fubu
no
[22:12:12] fubu
ITS A BIG FUNNEL
[22:12:18] [Ghostrider]
it's kinky?
[22:12:22] fubu
indeed
[22:12:22] [Scope]
then it must have a big ass
[22:12:29] fubu
:nidface:
[22:12:40] [Scope]
fubu is an ass man
[22:12:42] [Scope]
[22:12:47] fubu
you caught me
[22:12:48] fubu
What are you people on
[22:10:41] [Scope]
crack
[22:10:54] [Nem]
o, well this is just.. this is just
[22:11:00] [Nem]
Can I have some please?
[22:11:08] [Scope]
*tosses a sack to Nem*
[22:11:18] [Nem]
*eats it*
[22:11:21] [Nem]
imma doing it right?
[22:11:25] [Scope]
no
[22:11:25] fubu
no
[22:11:31] fubu
take funnel
[22:11:32] [Scope]
u shove up your nose
[22:11:33] fubu
bend over
[22:11:42] fubu
oh wait...CRACK
[22:11:45] [Scope]
or alternatively as a suppository
[22:11:48] fubu
not COCK
[22:11:54] [Nem]
Har!
[22:11:55] [Scope]
funnel?
[22:11:57] [Scope]
cock?
[22:11:59] fubu
im kinky
[22:12:02] fubu
:nidface:
[22:12:06] [Scope]
must be a small one
[22:12:08] fubu
no
[22:12:12] fubu
ITS A BIG FUNNEL
[22:12:18] [Ghostrider]
it's kinky?
[22:12:22] fubu
indeed
[22:12:22] [Scope]
then it must have a big ass
[22:12:29] fubu
:nidface:
[22:12:40] [Scope]
fubu is an ass man
[22:12:42] [Scope]
[22:12:47] fubu
you caught me
[22:12:48] fubu
BeefJeRKy
20 Mar 2009
Quote
[23:07:23] [WNxmastrefubu]
nem ne parle pas francais
nem ne parle pas francais
Quote
[23:08:51][Nem]
Fubu est une grosse pute
Fubu est une grosse pute
Edited by Scope, 20 March 2009 - 04:06.
Foxhound
21 Mar 2009
Scope, on 20 Mar 2009, 0:03, said:
Quote
[23:07:23] [WNxmastrefubu]
nem ne parle pas francais
nem ne parle pas francais
Quote
[23:08:51][Nem]
Fubu est une grosse pute
Fubu est une grosse pute
Translation please?
BeefJeRKy
21 Mar 2009
Foxhound, on 20 Mar 2009, 22:18, said:
Scope, on 20 Mar 2009, 0:03, said:
Quote
[23:07:23] [WNxmastrefubu]
nem ne parle pas francais
nem ne parle pas francais
Quote
[23:08:51][Nem]
Fubu est une grosse pute
Fubu est une grosse pute
Translation please?
Nem doesn't speak French
Fubu is a large bitch (in feminine)
Nid
25 Mar 2009
Quote
[20:19:23] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
if I put water on myself, it turns into steam
if I put water on myself, it turns into steam
BeefJeRKy
25 Mar 2009
Quote
[16:36:23] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
I have to do situps anyway
[16:36:26] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
*glares at ghost*
[16:36:27] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
Going down.
[16:36:39] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
down?
[16:36:45] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
and I did my abs yesterday
[16:36:50] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
today's upper body!
[16:36:52] [5.120.123.8 - Nidmeister]
even sexier?
[16:37:03] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
SEXY: it's what's for dinner
[16:37:11] [5.120.123.8 - Nidmeister]
LOL
I have to do situps anyway
[16:36:26] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
*glares at ghost*
[16:36:27] [5.168.88.115 - Nem]
Going down.
[16:36:39] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
down?
[16:36:45] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
and I did my abs yesterday
[16:36:50] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
today's upper body
![16:36:52] [5.120.123.8 - Nidmeister]
even sexier?
[16:37:03] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
SEXY: it's what's for dinner
[16:37:11] [5.120.123.8 - Nidmeister]
LOL
Lizzie
28 Mar 2009
Quote
<Lightstriker> heya Lizzie 
* _Lizzie_ lights LS' face on fire
<_Lizzie_> Hey
<Lightstriker> ...good to see you too :'(
<Hades_> Hello Lizzie.
* Hades_ lights his own face on fire for Lizzie.
* _Lizzie_ puts it out, and then pours lemon juice on the burned skin
<Lightstriker> ouch. That's... um... wow
<Hades_> Good thing that I Can't cry! *Wimpers*
<Lightstriker> Actually, I had something like that happen to me once... same idea really
<_Lizzie_> The thought of sparing me the effort is nice
<_Lizzie_> But at the same time you spare me the fun. And that's no fun at all.
<Lightstriker> scraped the top layer of skin completely off of half of my face, and then had to clean it out with alcohol... god that hurt
<Hades_> But isn't it fun to watch my eyes melt from my eye sockets?
<Hades_> It certainly is for me, at least the part that I could watch.
<_Lizzie_> Only if I did it myself
<Lightstriker> ah, human nature
* _Lizzie_ sprinkles some salt on top, then rubs the skin
<Hades_> It is pain beyond words.
<Lightstriker> http://tinyurl.com/c35jm5 <--just to lighten the mood a tad
<_Lizzie_> Shhhhhhhhh, no words, no words.
<_Lizzie_> .... ONLY PAIN
* _Lizzie_ slaps
<Lightstriker> ...cute
<_Lizzie_> LS
<_Lizzie_> I will kill you for posting that
* Lightstriker is now playing: Run for the hills by... um... well, that's irrelevent
* _Lizzie_ lights LS' face on fire
<_Lizzie_> Hey
<Lightstriker> ...good to see you too :'(
<Hades_> Hello Lizzie.
* Hades_ lights his own face on fire for Lizzie.
* _Lizzie_ puts it out, and then pours lemon juice on the burned skin
<Lightstriker> ouch. That's... um... wow
<Hades_> Good thing that I Can't cry! *Wimpers*
<Lightstriker> Actually, I had something like that happen to me once... same idea really
<_Lizzie_> The thought of sparing me the effort is nice
<_Lizzie_> But at the same time you spare me the fun. And that's no fun at all.
<Lightstriker> scraped the top layer of skin completely off of half of my face, and then had to clean it out with alcohol... god that hurt
<Hades_> But isn't it fun to watch my eyes melt from my eye sockets?
<Hades_> It certainly is for me, at least the part that I could watch.
<_Lizzie_> Only if I did it myself
<Lightstriker> ah, human nature
* _Lizzie_ sprinkles some salt on top, then rubs the skin
<Hades_> It is pain beyond words.
<Lightstriker> http://tinyurl.com/c35jm5 <--just to lighten the mood a tad
<_Lizzie_> Shhhhhhhhh, no words, no words.
<_Lizzie_> .... ONLY PAIN
* _Lizzie_ slaps
<Lightstriker> ...cute
<_Lizzie_> LS
<_Lizzie_> I will kill you for posting that
* Lightstriker is now playing: Run for the hills by... um... well, that's irrelevent
Muhahahahaha
TheDR
29 Mar 2009
Quote
TheDR says (23:40):
Hats > Problems
Bregan says (23:41):
haha, rightio then
TheDR says (23:41):
Its true
Bregan says (23:41):
i wouldnt know, lol
TheDR says (23:42):
You should
Bregan says (23:42):
whys that then?
TheDR says (23:42):
Because...
TheDR says (23:42):
I have a Ch-Ch-Chainsaw!
Bregan says (23:42):
OH NOES!
Bregan says (23:43):
*rubs away*
Bregan says (23:43):
*runs away too*
TheDR says (23:43):
LOL
TheDR says (23:43):
Don't service yourself now, its not the time or the place
Bregan says (23:43):
just cant help myself...
Hats > Problems
Bregan says (23:41):
haha, rightio then
TheDR says (23:41):
Its true
Bregan says (23:41):
i wouldnt know, lol
TheDR says (23:42):
You should
Bregan says (23:42):
whys that then?
TheDR says (23:42):
Because...
TheDR says (23:42):
I have a Ch-Ch-Chainsaw!
Bregan says (23:42):
OH NOES!
Bregan says (23:43):
*rubs away*
Bregan says (23:43):
*runs away too*
TheDR says (23:43):
LOL
TheDR says (23:43):
Don't service yourself now, its not the time or the place
Bregan says (23:43):
just cant help myself...
Dauth
30 Mar 2009
Quote
Ben: Dauth: says:
hmmm tricksey little bobbitses
AJ says:
is that meant ot be hobbitses?
Ben: Dauth: says:
nope
bobbitses, he's been breeding
AJ says:
WUT WHAR?
Ben: Dauth: says:
I know
Its horrifying
AJ says:
it can't happen
Cull it
Cull it now!
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
AJ says:
*blocks Bob for the aftermath*
hmmm tricksey little bobbitses
AJ says:
is that meant ot be hobbitses?
Ben: Dauth: says:
nope
bobbitses, he's been breeding
AJ says:
WUT WHAR?
Ben: Dauth: says:
I know
Its horrifying
AJ says:
it can't happen
Cull it
Cull it now!
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes
AJ says:
*blocks Bob for the aftermath*
BeefJeRKy
30 Mar 2009
Quote
(05:59:49 PM) JRK - Scope: eating seeds again
(05:59:58 PM) AJ: YOU SPArROW
(06:00:05 PM) AJ: sorry, hyperness hitting home
(06:00:32 PM) JRK - Scope: lol
(06:01:33 PM) AJ: it's starting to confuse people
(06:01:39 PM) AJ: loving it
(06:01:43 PM) AJ: don't get hyper much me
(06:02:28 PM) JRK - Scope: what have you been smoking/drinking AJ?
(06:02:47 PM) AJ: maynards midget gems and Coca Cola?
(05:59:58 PM) AJ: YOU SPArROW
(06:00:05 PM) AJ: sorry, hyperness hitting home
(06:00:32 PM) JRK - Scope: lol
(06:01:33 PM) AJ: it's starting to confuse people
(06:01:39 PM) AJ: loving it
(06:01:43 PM) AJ: don't get hyper much me
(06:02:28 PM) JRK - Scope: what have you been smoking/drinking AJ?
(06:02:47 PM) AJ: maynards midget gems and Coca Cola?
Quote
(06:07:18 PM) AJ: so all the exams out the way for the mo then?
(06:07:31 PM) JRK - Scope: yeah
(06:07:42 PM) JRK - Scope: got a java assignemnt due tomorrow though
(06:08:21 PM) AJ: kill it with fire?
(06:09:47 PM) JRK - Scope: working on that
(06:09:54 PM) AJ: luls - what's it on?
(06:10:11 PM) JRK - Scope: writing a class for numbers bigger than long numbers
(06:10:15 PM) JRK - Scope: strings et al
(06:10:27 PM) AJ: eurgh
(06:10:32 PM) AJ: *loses hyperness*
(06:10:37 PM) JRK - Scope: lol
(06:10:42 PM) AJ: you bastard
(06:07:31 PM) JRK - Scope: yeah
(06:07:42 PM) JRK - Scope: got a java assignemnt due tomorrow though
(06:08:21 PM) AJ: kill it with fire?
(06:09:47 PM) JRK - Scope: working on that
(06:09:54 PM) AJ: luls - what's it on?
(06:10:11 PM) JRK - Scope: writing a class for numbers bigger than long numbers
(06:10:15 PM) JRK - Scope: strings et al
(06:10:27 PM) AJ: eurgh
(06:10:32 PM) AJ: *loses hyperness*
(06:10:37 PM) JRK - Scope: lol
(06:10:42 PM) AJ: you bastard
Edited by Scope, 30 March 2009 - 22:12.
