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#2351 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 23:17

View PostNem, on 21 Apr 2009, 19:10, said:

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[18:56:43] [Nem]
If you have time to talk you have time to play, and if you dont do it today, You will pay!

[18:56:51] [Rich19]
no.

[18:57:12] [Nem]
I thought a pretty rhyme would persuade you :|

[18:57:25] [Rich19]
it nearly did.

[18:57:27] [Rich19]
but no.

[18:58:11] [Nem]
I tried my hardest but rich did not budge, Oh Fudge, Oh Fudge! I just cant give him that nudge.

[18:58:19] [Nem]
:sly:

[18:58:43] [Rich19]
you're a poet but you just can't show it

[18:58:48] [Rich19]
:/

[18:59:25] [Nem]
A poet but cant showet? Don't I know it! Day by day I hide my skill only to have them discovered behind a nearby hill :)

[19:00:21] [Rich19]
what's the use in doing that? hiding your skill makes you seem like a twat!

19:00:53] [Nem]
I laughed at Riches joke only to frown as I looked into the lobby and found nobody around 8|

[19:02:03] [Rich19]
I'm afraid, sir that you shall look in vain; don't tell me this needs explaining AGAIN...

[19:02:19] [zero]
Ten.. No, maybe 15 minutes ago I hid in this very corner where I have come from.

[19:02:28] [zero]
Waiting for the perfect moment to intervene.

[19:02:48] [zero]
Now, if you will give me an hour to explain my backstory, we can begin.

[19:02:53] [Nem]
Explain as you wish your words do not stick, for I am going to force you in with a rather large kick!

[19:03:17] [zero]
An hour passes by..

[19:04:00] [zero]
And thanks to Jonah, I know that a very large whale is dropping at a perilous speed to this very location.

[19:04:07] [zero]
So, goodbye.

19:04:11] [zero]
*runs

[19:04:38] [Nem]
Run if you will you cannot escape for i'm going to hunt you down and bring you your date.

[19:04:41] [Nem]
A rather large whale.

[19:04:49] [Rich19]
I disagree, kicking will not work; if anything it is on the forums I shall go to lurk

[19:04:55] [zero]
*WHALE CRASHS INTO THE CEILING OF THE ROOM*

[19:06:01] [Rich19]
notice please, this whale on me - the fall damage has turned my metal age to three...


I present the Hamachi Poet Club!

haha haven't had that good of a laugh in quite some time.
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#2352 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:41

WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): HOw long is that.
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): not too long.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): HOW LONG IS THAT
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): A NUMBER.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): NUMBERS CAN DEFINE TIME.
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): R
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): NO VARIABLES
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): INTEGERS
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): 1
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): 1 what.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): I DEMAND UNITS
* WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu) conscript reporting
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): conscripts. SPAM them for units
WNxNumbers (98714123340): conscripts build fast
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): I hate you all so very much.
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#2353 Dauth

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 15:45

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(16:44:02) AJ: you know what i mean :)
(16:44:29) Ben: Dauth:: I know
(16:44:38) Ben: Dauth:: I'm just being obtuse at you
(16:45:02) AJ: *punds head against desk*
(16:45:08) AJ: *pounds
(16:45:24) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(16:45:48) AJ: bastard


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(19:32:23) Ben: Dauth:: L4D hussey!
(19:33:51) AJ: WHAT?
(19:34:02) Ben: Dauth:: Ion said you were in L4D
(19:34:12) AJ: yeah i got a massive urging :xD:
(19:34:23) Ben: Dauth:: Control your urges
(19:34:32) Ben: Dauth:: Or we have chemicals to do it for you
(19:36:09) Ben: Dauth:: Number of edits: 7,541
(19:36:13) AJ: CHEMICALS?
(19:36:15) AJ: NOOOO
(19:36:21) AJ: and that's too many for any mere mortal
(19:36:28) Ben: Dauth:: Yea, we set Chyros on you
(19:36:43) Ben: Dauth:: I'm not mere and I will live forever torturing your brain
(19:36:47) AJ: oh blimey
(19:36:51) AJ: CHYROS ON ME!
(19:36:59) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes

Edited by Dauth, 22 April 2009 - 18:37.


#2354 BillyChaka

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 21:57

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[17:53] <BillyChaka> you know if you put your hand perpendicular to your chest, you can bite your ear
[17:53] <@PacMan> vat
[17:54] <BillyChaka> try it
[17:54] <@PacMan> no
[17:55] <BillyChaka> y
[17:55] <@PacMan> x
[17:55] <_Lizzie_> z
[17:56] <BillyChaka> you guys are idiots
[17:56] <_Lizzie_> WAIT FUCK


IRC stupidit-y.


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#2355 Lizzie

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 22:09

Combo Fail. Should have been "w". :)

Edited by Lizzie, 22 April 2009 - 22:10.

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#2356 CodeCat

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 23:37

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[01:34] <KamuiK> just wanted to ask ya something if its allowed
[01:34] <KamuiK> which is why dont I see text of others in the main menu?
[01:35] <CodeCat> Main menu?
[01:35] <KamuiK> when I start the IRC and type in name and password then some text appears and names to the right but no text of other members
[01:36] <CodeCat> That's cause nobody's talking :D

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#2357 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 23:38

Welcome to the world of FS IRC. >_<
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#2358 Dauth

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 23:41

ROFL

#2359 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 23:48

:D
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 00:28

Generic Common IRC convo:

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[10:15] <Centric> GOD IS ALLAH
[10:15] <KamuiK> God's name is Jehova fyi
[10:17] * _Lizzie_ stares upon you blankly
[10:17] <KamuiK> didnt you know?
[10:18] <KamuiK> damn, I hate it being the Atheist knowing the name of the christian god while others dont...
[10:19] <KamuiK> uhm, Lizzie?
[10:20] <_Lizzie_> What
[10:20] <KamuiK> nothing :D
[10:20] <_Lizzie_> ...
[10:20] <_Lizzie_> Spill it. I have no patiance for "Um ... hey ... wait nevermind"
[10:20] <KamuiK> oh sorry
[10:21] <KamuiK> also I misspelled it, its Jehovah
[10:21] <_Lizzie_> What was it you wanted?
[10:21] <KamuiK> just know why you stared blankly?
[10:22] <_Lizzie_> Why do you think?
[10:22] <KamuiK> I dunno, hence I ask
[10:22] <_Lizzie_> You two being retarded mainly.
[10:22] <KamuiK> ...
[10:23] <KamuiK> you're a non-believer?
[10:23] <KamuiK> unusual for an american person
[10:23] <_Lizzie_> ...
[10:23] <PacMan> ...
[10:23] <_Lizzie_> Give me a reason not to break you.
[10:24] <KamuiK> cuz you cant?
[10:24] <_Lizzie_> I can. It'd just take time and effort. And once this school year is over I'll have plently of time.
[10:25] <KamuiK> yeah, finding a job, doing work and stuff...
[10:25] <KamuiK> I study too ya know?
[10:25] <KamuiK> and after that, I'll get really bored...
[10:25] <_Lizzie_> I don't see how that's relevent.
[10:25] <Centric> DO IT
[10:26] <Centric> MAKE HER FEEL LOVE
[10:26] <_Lizzie_> Centric: Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth.
[10:26] * KamuiK puches Centric in the face for being a moodkiller
[10:26] <KamuiK> *punches


#2361 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 17:53

[13:46:16] [Ghostrider]
YE
[13:46:21] [Ghostrider]
MY ROOMAtE IS LEAVING
[13:46:24] [Ghostrider]
EXCELLENT
[13:46:34] [WNxMastrefubu]
NOOO
[13:46:43] [WNxMastrefubu]
HE WAS A BEAST
[13:46:52] [WNxMastrefubu]
he always logged on when u were away
[13:46:58] [WNxMastrefubu]
and we'd jst talk D:
[13:47:11] [Ghostrider]
...
[13:47:18] [Ghostrider]
I don't really have a roomate
[13:47:21] [WNxMastrefubu]
damn
[13:47:23] [WNxMastrefubu]
u caught
[13:47:25] [WNxMastrefubu]
my jk
[13:47:30] [WNxMastrefubu]
before i could say it
[13:47:33] [Ghostrider]
I do really have a roomate :)
[13:47:36] [Ghostrider]
and now
[13:47:40] [Ghostrider]
you've revealed yourself
[13:47:43] [Ghostrider]
8|!
[13:47:47] [WNxMastrefubu]
DAMN IT
[13:47:51] [Ghostrider]
CAUGHT YOU FUBU
[13:47:54] [Ghostrider]
REDHANDED
[13:47:55] [WNxMastrefubu]
NOOOOOOOOO
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#2362 Chyros

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 17:59

American students live in college dorms, and ergo have a roommate, you should know that :) .
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#2363 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 18:02

i know, he always talks about his roomate too, really should seen it comin
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#2364 BillyChaka

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 00:37

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[20:35] <_Lizzie_> Small chat portion inbound
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <Siber> Hey Tal, do you know what I found in the kitchen last night?
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <_Lizzie_> I don't know what to make
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <@Talhydras> If you say brownies
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <@Talhydras> I'm going to kick your jaw off
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <@Talhydras> Just straight up jaw kick
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <Siber> I found a pan of fresh brownies. Do you know what I found in the kitchen tonight?
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <@Talhydras> ... :)
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> * _Lizzie_ kicks siber first
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <@Talhydras> Cookies?
[20:35] <_Lizzie_> <Siber> Another pan of fresh brownies.
[20:35] <BillyChaka> ...i don't get it
[20:35] <@PacMan> I don't get it either
[20:35] <@PacMan> and I am not here
[20:36] <+Nem|ShW> I third that
[20:36] <_Lizzie_> If you can't get that then I feel sorry for you
[20:36] <@PacMan> ...
[20:36] <+Nem|ShW> Well if you get it I feel sorry for YOU
[20:36] <BillyChaka> i second that
[20:36] <@PacMan> agreed



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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#2365 Libains

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 06:17

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07:12 - Scope: k im 5'10
07:12 - Scope: cool
07:12 - /\J: just measured yourself? :)
07:12 - Scope: im used to centimeters
07:12 - /\J: lolol
07:12 - Scope: so i pulled out my sci calculator
07:13 - /\J: damn sci calculators
07:13 - Scope: stupid english measurements
07:13 - /\J: THEY ARE THE RIGHT MEASUREMENTS
07:13 - Scope: >>/\J: just measured yourself? 8|
07:13 - /\J: YOU BLOODY AMERICAN CANADIAN
07:13 - Scope: sounds starnge
07:13 - /\J: OH NO
07:13 - /\J: that gets a quote


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07:16 - Scope: /\J: hmm 4inches
/\J: *measures*
07:16 - Scope: D:
07:16 - Scope: just noticed


We were measuring heights......
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#2366 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 06:18

:) Early mornings on Steam

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[00:14:10] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
ah well i'll come to the states one day
[00:14:25] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
stay a long way away from you lot
[00:14:36] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
lol
[00:14:39] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
and Nem >_>
[00:14:44] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
I can feel him
[00:14:47] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
coming closer...
[00:14:50]
LOL
[00:14:50] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
lol
[00:14:51] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
and I am scared.
[00:14:56]
quote that

fun on hamachi

Edited by Scope, 28 April 2009 - 04:17.

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#2367 Libains

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:18

Nem is to blame, as always :)
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#2368 Wizard

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 13:26

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Wiz says (14:24):
dealt with
AJ says (14:25):
*breathes a huge sigh of reliefe*

AJ has left the conversation.

Wiz says (14:25):
was that due to net faJl?
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities says (14:25):
he failed
Wiz says (14:25):
LOL

AJ has been added to the conversation.


If you know AJ you will see how funny that actually is

#2369 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 16:39

View PostWizard, on 28 Apr 2009, 9:26, said:

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Wiz says (14:24):
dealt with
AJ says (14:25):
*breathes a huge sigh of reliefe*

AJ has left the conversation.

Wiz says (14:25):
was that due to net faJl?
Insomniac! has 4 offers from all 4 of his universities says (14:25):
he failed
Wiz says (14:25):
LOL

AJ has been added to the conversation.


If you know AJ you will see how funny that actually is

I can only guess :/
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#2370 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 02:41

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Justin - OH NOES THE SWINE FLU IS IN MY COUNTY says (4:40 AM):
FTFISWOAPBIHAC
Sgt. Rho says (4:40 AM):
LOL
Justin - OH NOES THE SWINE FLU IS IN MY COUNTY says (4:41 AM):
Fighter that flies in space without a pilot because it has a computer
Sgt. Rho says (4:41 AM):
hahahahahah


#2371 Dauth

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 15:55

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Ben: Dauth: says:
We are utter masochists
Wizard says:
EPIC AGREEMENT HERE


#2372 Wizard

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 16:03

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en: Dauth: says (17:02):
Sometimes I could kiss you
Wiz says (17:02):
hehe
Wiz says (17:02):
*wants to EPIQUOTE*
Ben: Dauth: says (17:03):
Then I recall that you're a 'spurs fan

Bastard

Edited by Wizard, 29 April 2009 - 16:03.


#2373 Nid

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 17:26

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Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
WHY CAN I NOT DEFINE THIS BRUSH
?!?!?
no pixels were selected
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
or rather
"selected area is empty"
PacMan says:
–noun
1. an implement consisting of bristles, hair, or the like, set in or attached to a handle, used for painting, cleaning, polishing, grooming, etc.
2. one of a pair of devices consisting of long, thin handles with wire bristles attached, used in jazz or dance bands for keeping a soft, rhythmic beat on the trap drums or the cymbals.
3. the bushy tail of an animal, esp. of a fox.
4. Electric
Hope that helps

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#2374 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 17:29

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#2375 Liten

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 19:16

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Liten Says:
*Is Proud that he has a Silver medal in Survival =) *
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
*is proud that he has a GOLD medal in Survival *
now you again
*suspects D:*
Liten says:
*Is Proud he has Akimbo Assasin, while...*Fails*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
=)
Liten says:
*Is Proud he had Akimbo Assasin BEFORE you ;)*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
you did :D
Liten says:
Now YOU!
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
*is proud he knows how to mod TS/RA2/Generals/TW*
Liten says:
*Is Proud because he has Popcorn and Juice*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
*is proud he's the AI coder of TI*
Liten says:
*Is proud he got 20 Achivements in L4D in 3 days :dope:*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
*is proud because he has a better pc*
Liten says:
*Is Proud Because he has a Bigger Screen :shakehead:*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
what size?
Liten says:
22 inches =)
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
D:
you win that one lucky bastard
Liten says:
Now You!
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
I has Fallout 3
even though it has some problems with my QuadCore >_>
Liten says:
*Is Proud because he has Xbox, PS2, PC, N64 and Nintendo Wii :sly:*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
*is proud he ain't a console fanboy*
Liten says:
*Is Proud that he has all Super Smash Bros. Games, along with most Mario Kart games =)*
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
can't we stop this bloody game
Liten says:
Not Until you post it in some of the random ass topics about random convos :sly:
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
as mod leader I command you to do it
Liten says:
Also, you were losing :sly:
Richard / Dutchygamer / Frontline Chaos mod leader says:
post it
I r busy


Happy now Dutchy? D:!
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