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#2526 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:17

View PostCCCD, on 15 Jul 2009, 13:57, said:

hmm is the maturity lvl dropping here or has the age limit risen?

a bit of both 8|
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 16:20

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(00:36:44) Nem is now known as Nem|360
(00:36:54) Bob: :hmmf:
(00:36:58) Bob is now known as Bob[Away]
(00:37:05) Nem|360 is now known as Nem|SUPERAWAY
(00:37:31) Bob[Away] is now known as Bob[UltraHyperAway]
(00:37:49) Nem|SUPERAWAY is now known as Nem|MEGA_AWAYx2
(00:38:13) Bob[UltraHyperAway] is now known as Bob[NotHere]
(00:38:40) Nem|MEGA_AWAYx2 is now known as Nem|SuperNotHere
(00:41:38) Bob[NotHere] is now known as Bob[NotHereEvenMore]
(00:44:33) Nem|SuperNotHere is now known as Nem|FarAway
(00:45:26) Bob[NotHereEvenMore] is now known as Bob[EvenFurtherAwayThanThat]
(00:49:21) Nem|FarAway is now known as Nem|NearTheEndofTheEarth
(00:52:42) Bob[EvenFurtherAwayThanThat] is now known as Bob[AtTheEndOfTheEarth]
(01:08:02) Nem|NearTheEndofTheEarth is now known as Nem|InsideBob
(01:13:49) Bob[AtTheEndOfTheEarth] is now known as Bob[sly]

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#2528 Wizard

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 16:22

There is something just plain wrong about that, can't put my finger on it. But it is WRONG.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 08:37

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[09:34] <Destiny> I got scalded by almost an entire plate of hot soup yesterday.
[09:34] <Destiny> It got on my pants, though.
[09:34] <Ion_Cannon> deadened nerves
[09:34] <Destiny> ...below the knees.
[09:34] <Wizard> WnX hotsoup?
[09:34] <Destiny> wut?
[09:34] <Destiny> No, no!
[09:35] <Destiny> It's...
[09:35] <Destiny> Err..
[09:35] <Destiny> Liquid soup...?
[09:35] <Destiny> Fresh from the pot >_>
[09:35] <Ion_Cannon> Hotsoup made a mess all over your trousers eh...
[09:35] <Destiny> Wasn't much of a deal, didn't had to clean up.
[09:35] <Wizard> >.<
[09:35] <Destiny> Let it dry and jizz.
[09:35] <Destiny> It felt sorta icky though
[09:35] <Wizard> O_o
[09:35] <Ion_Cannon> jizz, haha - oh dear
[09:35] <Destiny> *jazz
[09:36] <Wizard> best typo EVER
[09:36] <Wizard> so quoted


#2530 Dauth

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 08:57

Well done Wiz,

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 16:12

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[18:15] Liten: Help! Fallout Studios Is Wierd D:
[18:15] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): It's been like that for years
[18:15] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Lurk moar
[18:16] Liten: :sly:

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#2532 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 00:54

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(01:53:25) Tactical_person: Llol
(01:53:26) Tactical_person: lol*]
(01:53:28) Tactical_person: ..
(01:53:32) Tactical_person: Bah humbeg
(01:53:35) Tactical_person: Humbug8
(01:53:38) Tactical_person: ...
(01:53:40) Tactical_person: |:


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#2533 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 16:09

this whole page has made me lol for so long. especially nem/bobs war and hotsoup's bit
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 14:37

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(3:32:59 PM) AJ: *wanders back*
(3:33:08 PM) Wizard: wb
(3:33:48 PM) Wizard: been up to much exciting
(3:33:49 PM) AJ: ty
(3:34:00 PM) AJ: tried strimming in the damp grass
(3:34:02 PM) AJ: not wise
(3:34:32 PM) Wizard: I soo thought that said "swimming" xD
(3:34:49 PM) AJ: congrats, you fajled
(3:35:07 PM) Wizard: damn you're too infectious
(3:35:17 PM) Wizard: *takes anti-FAJL pill*
(3:35:21 PM) AJ: yes, i am a terrible human being
(3:35:26 PM) AJ: now feel the agony of fajl
(3:35:37 PM) AJ: hang on, an anti fajl pill? *grabs*
(3:35:49 PM) Wizard: (8
(3:35:59 PM) Wizard: It won't work on you
(3:36:07 PM) Wizard: I think it sorta works like vampirism
(3:36:17 PM) Wizard: if we kill you, we all become safe
(3:36:22 PM) AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(3:36:24 PM) Wizard: *grabs wooden stake*


Everyone get your pitchforks and let's head to the castle on the hill!!!

#2535 Libains

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 14:38

It's a good thing that I live at the bottom of the hill then 8|
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Posted 20 July 2009 - 22:50

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(23:43:48) Ben: Dauth:: Dauth 3 - 0 Gnats
(23:44:25) AJ: Whatever 8|
(23:44:36) Ben: Dauth:: they seem to like this room

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(23:44:43) Ben: Dauth:: gotta kill em all
(23:44:54) AJ: fly spray ftw
(23:45:20) Ben: Dauth:: onion and garlic diet
(23:46:06) AJ: lol
(23:46:23) Ben: Dauth:: biting things don't like the smell, hence the vampire myth
(23:46:44) AJ: mhm, ofc
(23:46:54) AJ: we feed my sister's horses garlic
(23:46:58) AJ: are you secretly a horse?
(23:47:07) Ben: Dauth:: ask the ladies :sly:
(23:47:25) AJ: *casually VOMITS*
(23:47:45) Ben: Dauth:: *casually quotes*


#2537 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 23:24

*Facepalm*
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#2538 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 18:09

Zhen> I also like Monkwars
>Stealing your mom with mine
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#2539 Dauth

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 21:24

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(22:22:06) AJ: looks like a bit of golbedygook for me :(
(22:22:12) Ben: Dauth:: ok
(22:22:15) Ben: Dauth:: np
(22:22:25) Ben: Dauth:: *crosses out another one of AJ's potential uses*
(22:22:45) AJ: oi :P
(22:23:04) Ben: Dauth:: Seriously I'm down to a choice of selling you for burger meat or selling you as a male escort for Madonna
(22:23:26) AJ: please, the meat option
(22:23:33) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2540 Libains

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:18

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JRK-Scope says:
*i've been trying to undo my procrastination habits
*so im joining a shotokan dojo
**waits for AJ to use wikipedia*
AJ says:
*wtf is that?
*cba with the wiki
*seen so much wiki code these last four weeks I want to kill it
JRK-Scope says:
*it seems CS will forever haunt you :P
AJ says:
**CSS :P
JRK-Scope says:
*computer science
*no cascading style sheets
**not
AJ says:
*lol
*it will give me sleepless nights for the rest of my life
JRK-Scope says:
*hopefully law girls will do the same ;)
AJ says:
*if I don't sleep for more than two hours a night because of that, I will be the luckiest man in the world :xD:
*aside from maybe Hugh Hefner
JRK-Scope says:
*but he's an old pimp with cash
AJ says:
*loads of hot, nude girls, and loads of money, while still being old
*best way to live out your life
JRK-Scope says:
*meh i guess
AJ says:
*hehe
JRK-Scope says:
*so i take it you will start your own dirty magazine?
*:P
AJ says:
*depends on if you find someone you can settle down with or not tbh
*and no i won't
*i'll make something far more popular than porn
*PORN AND CARS AND GADGETS
JRK-Scope says:
*AND EXPENSIVE STUFF
*reminds me of T3
*:cry:
AJ says:
*hehe
*Films, TV, Cars, Gadgets, and posh stuff
*all with naked supermodels on them
JRK-Scope says:
*Stuf meets FHM
AJ says:
*Playboy meets Top Gear meets Tomorrow's World meets IMDB
JRK-Scope says:
*you know what
*lets throw in wikipedia and some CSS
JRK-Scope says:
*:P
AJ says:
*and GOD NO
JRK-Scope says:
*CSS magazine
AJ says:
*Kill me
*now
JRK-Scope says:
*CS:S magazine
*silly smilies
*CS;S
AJ says:
*we need to write this magazine
*you get on the phone to playboy
*i'll speak to Clarkson
JRK-Scope says:
**flips through Yellow Pages*
*oh dammit
*Hezbollah censored Playboy's number

Edited by AJ, 21 July 2009 - 22:20.

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#2541 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:22

Disclaimer: the above quote holds no political relevance
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#2542 Libains

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:23

Disclaimer: The above quote is how I am going to make my millions :P
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#2543 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:29

Watch out. Wiz may take the idea for himself.
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:32

View PostScope, on 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, said:

Watch out. Wiz may take the idea for himself.

He doesn't bloody need the money unless he wants himself a Buggati Veyron, in which case, with all the money I'll have made, I'll buy him one :P
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#2545 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 22:33

View PostAJ, on 22 Jul 2009, 1:32, said:

View PostScope, on 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, said:

Watch out. Wiz may take the idea for himself.

He doesn't bloody need the money unless he wants himself a Buggati Veyron, in which case, with all the money I'll have made, I'll buy him one :P

This is a funny quote :P
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Posted 22 July 2009 - 00:56

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callumrumsey@hotmail.com says (01:42):
COCKING ADVERTS
F**K OFF
AJ says (01:42):
ADVERTS CAN GO TO F***ING HELL
callumrumsey@hotmail.com says (01:42):
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F**K ABOUT BABY SHAMPOO!!!
AJ says (01:42):
I DON'T WANT BT TOTAL BROADBAND
callumrumsey@hotmail.com says (01:42):
ME EITHER
AJ says (01:43):
OR A SODDING RENAULT TWINGO
WHO CALLS A CAR A TWINGO?
'Yeah dudes, I drive a twiglet'
'Oh shit, I meant Twingo'


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Posted 22 July 2009 - 19:32

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[21:34] <Camellia> But.. Something that I could figure out since in text language 2 equals = to/too
[21:34] * Rua_Whitepaw giggles
[21:34] <Rua_Whitepaw> You'd be surprised
[21:35] <Camellia> ^^ Haha.
[21:35] <Camellia> Probably.
[21:35] <Camellia> Stupidity is infinite..
[21:35] <Rua_Whitepaw> Well that has one advantage
[21:35] <Rua_Whitepaw> If the stupidity is computer-related, you can just increment it and it'll overflow back to zero

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 19:39

View PostCodeCat, on 22 Jul 2009, 20:32, said:

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[21:34] <Camellia> But.. Something that I could figure out since in text language 2 equals = to/too
[21:34] * Rua_Whitepaw giggles
[21:34] <Rua_Whitepaw> You'd be surprised
[21:35] <Camellia> ^^ Haha.
[21:35] <Camellia> Probably.
[21:35] <Camellia> Stupidity is infinite..
[21:35] <Rua_Whitepaw> Well that has one advantage
[21:35] <Rua_Whitepaw> If the stupidity is computer-related, you can just increment it and it'll overflow back to zero


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#2549 Dauth

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:07

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(21:57:06) Ben: Dauth:: apparently this is a salsa
(21:57:18) AJ: get up and dance! |8
(21:57:23) Ben: Dauth:: can't salsa yet
(21:58:26) AJ: learn! 8|
(21:58:31) AJ: fix the server up |8
(21:58:39) Ben: Dauth:: why? my rock'n'roll is awful atm
(21:59:13) AJ: haha
(21:59:18) AJ: learn the rocknroll then
(21:59:59) Ben: Dauth:: I need a partner tbh, rock and roll by the man is fucking dull
(22:00:21) AJ: haha
(22:00:49) Ben: Dauth:: for t=0:t_song
rock left, rock right, step back left.
bring left forward and rock, rock right, step back left.
end
(22:01:31) AJ: damn physicist
(22:01:41) AJ: reducing even dance to a series of boring stages :sly:
(22:01:49) Ben: Dauth:: no
(22:01:52) Ben: Dauth:: its just that dull
(22:02:01) AJ: ROFL fair play
(22:02:01) Ben: Dauth:: A cha is far more fun
(22:03:01) Ben: Dauth:: Kiss from a rose, vienesse waltz
(22:05:29) AJ: Oh, that's got to be something
(22:05:31) AJ: gret song
(22:05:34) AJ: *reat
(22:05:36) AJ: *grea
(22:05:39) AJ: *gret
(22:05:42) AJ: *GREAT
(22:05:43) AJ: FFS
(22:06:07) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes

(22:07:08) AJ: GODDAMN
(22:07:12) AJ: NOT FUNNY QUOTES
(22:07:18) AJ: could be worse
(22:07:23) AJ: i could be driving a twiglet
(22:07:28) Ben: Dauth:: *edits

Edited by Dauth, 22 July 2009 - 21:07.


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Posted 22 July 2009 - 21:07

he got there in the end |8

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