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#2551 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 22:09

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#2552 Brad

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 22:53

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That looks just...wrong.
You almost did, didn't you?

#2553 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 23:07

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View PostBob, on 22 Jul 2009, 23:09, said:

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That looks just...wrong.

It looks |8
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#2554 Dauth

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 21:17

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(22:05:22) AJ: *downloads latest version of wiki skin from ftp*
(22:05:33) AJ: *@ 0.25 kbps*
(22:05:37) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(22:05:54) AJ: my ftp connection seems very screwed up today
(22:06:18) AJ: brb, resetting router
(22:06:36) Ben: Dauth:: kk
(22:10:20) Ben: Dauth:: wb
(22:11:06) AJ: ty
(22:11:10) AJ: still no luck tho
(22:11:19) AJ: crippled connection for tonight methnks
(22:11:20) Ben: Dauth:: intense FAJL detected
(22:12:34) Ben: Dauth:: :D
(22:13:11) AJ: it's still fajling
(22:13:12) AJ: FFS
(22:14:40) Ben: Dauth:: For FAJLs Sake?
(22:15:42) Ben: Dauth:: |8
(22:16:12) AJ: OH NO YOU DID NOT
(22:16:19) Ben: Dauth:: I just did
(22:16:21) Ben: Dauth:: *quoes
(22:16:24) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:16:30) Ben: Dauth:: goddam beer!
(22:16:33) AJ: fajl quote |8


#2555 Dauth

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 23:26

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TheDR says:
Hey
Ben: Dauth: says:
Hi
TheDR says:
Do you have any idea about that story thread?
Ben: Dauth: says:
The EC one?
TheDR says:
yeah
Ben: Dauth: says:
Of course
But you're not getting anything from me
TheDR says:
Thanks for the help
Ben: Dauth: says:
Hey, I know everything
TheDR says:
Sure you do
Ben: Dauth: says:
I do
ask Aj
TheDR says:
Aj is just a husk of his former self, you control him far too much
Ben: Dauth: says:
*quotes


#2556 Libains

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 23:35

I

Am

Devastated.
For there can be no death without life.

#2557 samster01

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 23:44

Heh, heh, that last lines just Priceless. xD

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#2558 Libains

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Posted 26 July 2009 - 00:19

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*ok I'm off to bed now
AJ says:
*ok mate, sleep tyself well
**thyself
Ben: Dauth: says:
*g'night minion
AJ says:
*nnigh
**nnight
*FFS
Ben: Dauth: says:
*go quote yourslef fajling
*and infecting me
AJ says:
*haha

I got to him eventually!
For there can be no death without life.

#2559 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 07:54

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[11:38:50 PM] Dr. Knickers: Why do so many people intentionally TK in Insurgency?
[11:39:22 PM] Dr. Knickers: This one guy liked to TK while screaming FUCK YOU NIGGERS
[11:40:39 PM] Corey: And the offensive part you got out of that was the TKing.

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#2560 Wizard

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 22:23

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Ghostrider: I'm lost
Ghostrider: tbh
Brad: Oh
[FS] Wiz: Hi Lost
Brad: Well
[FS] Wiz: I'm Wiz
Dauth: moos more content in that thread
Ghostrider: lol stop that
Brad: I should give you your map back then
[FS] Wiz: pleased to me you
Ghostrider: STOP THAT
[FS] Wiz: >.<
[FS] Wiz: what did I do?
Dauth: hey Wiz
[FS] Wiz: hey Dauth
Ghostrider: hey AJ
[FS] Wiz: *waves*
Dauth: well you touched yourself which annoyed Ghost
Brad: HEY BRAD
[FS] AJ: Hey Ghost
[FS] Wiz: is that why he can't have nice things?
Brad: How you doing Brad?
Ghostrider: Because you touch yourself
Dauth: Yep
[FS] Wiz: cool
Ghostrider: although you have a wife so you don't have to
Ghostrider: >_>
Brad: Fine Brad, how about you?
[FS] AJ: bloody wifing
Brad: Annoyed that they are ignoring me D;
Dauth: Ghost can't have nice things because Wiz touches himself
Brad: Oh, thats Bad, brad
Ghostrider: I never said that
Dauth: Brad what are you wittering on about?
[FS] Wiz: I am confused, is Brad touching me?
Brad: Indeed, Brad
Brad: Wait
Brad: What
Dauth: Wiz is touching Wiz, Ghost has no nice things
Ghostrider: Brad is touching Wiz, I have no nice things, and Chyros has sticky hands
[FS] Wiz: I thought I was touching ..... oh wait
[FS] AJ is a minion and hates it.
Brad: And I'm being ignored
[FS] Wiz: *touches Brad*
[FS] Wiz: any better?
Dauth: The first step is to admit a problem
Ghostrider: Isn't that a song?
Brad: I NEED AN ADULT
[FS] Wiz: Fine
Ghostrider: "I touch myself
Dauth: nearly typoed to "admin a problem"
[FS] Wiz: DAuth you're a problem
Brad: I NEED AN ADULT
[FS] AJ: there are legally five adults here Brad :lol:
Brad: Also, Zhen and Admiral want a game ghost
[FS] AJ: *six in fact
Ghostrider: Brad.
[FS] Wiz: illegally there are sex
[FS] Wiz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ghostrider: Tell them to go on the FS server
Ghostrider: I'll join in a few
Brad: ILLEGALLY THERE ARE SEX
Ghostrider: sex/
Ghostrider: ?
Brad: Sex!
[FS] AJ: illegal sex with Brad Wiz?
Ghostrider: gsus
Brad: Stop that
[FS] AJ: now we know what the admins are up to
Brad: STOP THAT
Ghostrider: they're problems
Brad: /cires
[FS] Wiz: *gets out the lube*
Ghostrider: [OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: FS server
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: GET
Ghostrider: GIMME A MOMENT
[...]
Ghostrider: JACK
[FS] AJ: :)
Brad: [OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Join
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: FS server GET
Brad: Yes, get pon it
Brad: Ghost and I will be there inasec
Ghostrider: get porn it?
Brad: Pon*
Ghostrider: ah
[FS] Wiz: you want porn on the server?
[FS] AJ: eurgh
[FS] Wiz: that can be arranged
Ghostrider: Yes please
[FS] Wiz: np
Ghostrider: L4D, nude style
[FS] AJ: We'll have to bring [...]
Ghostrider: Boomer is mine.
[FS] Wiz: there is a mod......
Ghostrider: ...
[FS] AJ: sure he has some depraved rubbish
Brad: Indeed Wiz
[FS] Wiz: seriously
Brad: I mean er
[FS] Wiz: there is one
Ghostrider: really?
Brad: What mod? :sly:
[FS] Wiz: Zoey naked md
[FS] Wiz: *mod
Ghostrider: Curiosity killed the cat >_>
Brad: Ypu would know
Brad: You*
[FS] Wiz: I believe Dauth linked it to me :xD:
Brad tuts
[FS] AJ: not surprised
Brad: Perverted admins
Dauth: WHAT?
[FS] Wiz: rofl
[FS] AJ: think she may be the nice young lady that agreed to have dinner with him :)
Ghostrider: lol
Dauth: I don't donate pron to Wiz
[FS] Wiz: I have to pay D:
Dauth: Wiz tells me about his pron
Ghostrider: apparently you just give it
Dauth: its most disturbing
[FS] Wiz: EPIC LOL
Ghostrider: This is almost quotable
Brad: No
[FS] Wiz: totally
Brad: It isnt
Ghostrider: but I fear the members would think badly of us
Brad: They already do
Brad: Of you I mean
Ghostrider: SHUT UP
Brad: I'm aesome
[FS] AJ: Wiz, you're the one who was on about minibikinis :)
Brad: Awesome*
Brad: :sly:
[FS] Wiz: what goes on in Steam, stays in Steam
[FS] Wiz: a circle of trust if you will
Dauth: bugger that
Dauth: quote away :)
Ghostrider: ah
Ghostrider: Wait
Brad: More like a steam of trust
Brad: AMIRTIE?
[FS] Wiz: thrust of steam?
Ghostrider: CONFLICTING ADMIN DEMANDS
[FS] Wiz: do eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Ghostrider: lol
[FS] Wiz: quote away
Brad: O-..ok
[FS] AJ: ROFL
Brad thrusts Steam
[FS] Wiz: ew
Ghostrider: Right
Brad: I NEED AN ADULT
Brad: D:
Ghostrider: I'm going to TF2
Ghostrider: to get away from this.
Dauth: NOOOOOOO!
Brad joins Ghost
Ghostrider: Good day sirs.
[FS] Wiz: is that your happy place?
[FS] AJ: THERE ARE SIX HERE BRAD
Ghostrider: Brad
Ghostrider: Get away.
Brad: |NO
Ghostrider: Yes Wiz
[FS] AJ: AND GHOST, nOOOOOOOO
Brad: <3
Ghostrider: It is my happy place
Ghostrider: far away
[FS] Wiz: from Brad
Ghostrider: from any nude Zoeys
Brad: OH YES!
Ghostrider: and sticky-handed Chyros
Brad joins Ghost
Brad: <3
Brad: LOL
Brad: naked Zoey...
Ghostrider: Brad really
Brad: Sticky handed Chyros
[FS] AJ: oh god
[FS] Wiz sees sticky handed brad
[FS] AJ: get them out of here
Brad: OH CHYROS YOU DIRTY BUGHER
Brad: BUGGER*
Chyros: gah, just cleaned my hands off in time, I see :)


#2561 Libains

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 22:25

Take a large number of sensible talking mods, add in one blue member, and it all goes to shit!
For there can be no death without life.

#2562 Chyros

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 22:26

^Gah, you quoted that nicely out of context, I see :lol: .
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#2563 Wizard

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 22:30

Some names have been removed to protect the innocent guilty :rollseyes:

#2564 Brad

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 23:56

View PostAJ, on 27 Jul 2009, 23:25, said:

Take a large number of sensible talking mods, add in one blue member, and it all goes to shit!


You all love me, really <3
You almost did, didn't you?

#2565 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:25

If they don't, I do. :P
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#2566 Hobbesy

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 03:59

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Hobbesy says (10:57 PM):
No really
Make the thread
RaidK says (10:57 PM):
meh
Hobbesy says (10:57 PM):
So I can steal your moderator position when they get rid of you
Hobbesy says (10:58 PM):
>: D
RaidK says (10:58 PM):
I see what you did there.


#2567 CodeCat

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:26

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[11:04] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: So, what about the plugin
[11:04] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): What about it indeed
[11:05] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Install it, it's the bee's knees
[11:05] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Bees don't have knees
[11:05] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I have no response to that
[11:06] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: ):
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: You and your conundrums of philosophy
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: You see
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I'm an Engineer
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I solve problems
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Practical problems
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Like "How am I going to teleport Ion to that point without him raging?"

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#2568 Liten

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:27

I say Knock Him out with a Bat, then Transport Him |8
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2569 CodeCat

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:34

I'm not getting on no teleport, you fool!
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Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb

#2570 Hobbesy

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:40

You never answered my question on the plugin. ;_;

Edited by Høbbesy, 29 July 2009 - 09:40.


#2571 Rich19

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 14:07

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JRK-Scope says:
i had boeuf strogonoff for lunch
Richard says:
sweet
JRK-Scope says:
well more salty than sweet
JRK-Scope says:
|8
Richard says:
XD


#2572 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 15:25

*Steam window pops up with AJ playing Audiosurf*

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[FS] Scope: bored?
[FS] Scope: |8
[FS] AJ: yeah, a little :xD:
[FS] Scope: anyway
[FS] Scope: i must go soon
[FS] Scope: laterz
[FS] AJ: seee you in w while mate
[FS] AJ: enjoy mashing people's faces in
[FS] Scope: hehe
[FS] Scope: i will 8)
[FS] Scope: *does the heian shodan*
[FS] AJ: *does a cute girl*
[FS] AJ: oh hang on...
[FS] Scope: lol
[FS] Scope: quoting that

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 15:29

View PostCodeCat, on 29 Jul 2009, 10:26, said:

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[11:04] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: So, what about the plugin
[11:04] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): What about it indeed
[11:05] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Install it, it's the bee's knees
[11:05] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Bees don't have knees
[11:05] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I have no response to that
[11:06] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: ):
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: You and your conundrums of philosophy
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: You see
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I'm an Engineer
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: I solve problems
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Practical problems
[11:10] Hobbesy/Lambda/Sean!: Like "How am I going to teleport Ion to that point without him raging?"



Easy, don't do anything which makes me rage. I'm quite happy to be teleported.
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#2574 CJ

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 23:38

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*Insert random conversation here*
(00:27) JRK-Scope : quiero dormirse
(00:27) [ Carl Johnson ] : muy bien senor
(00:27) JRK-Scope : buenas noche
(00:27) [ Carl Johnson ] : but don't say it that way
it would be rude for a spanish as it would mean : STFU and let me sleep
(00:28) JRK-Scope : lol
thats why i said
(00:28) [ Carl Johnson ] : FFFFFF-
(00:28) [ Carl Johnson ] : I hate you Scope D:

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I bet I could program an internet


#2575 Liten

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 14:55

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<Liten> I wanna try and feed the Admins :|
Liten hands Wiz a Cupcake
<Wizard> Sweet
Scope dumps Liten in Bob's mouth
<Scope> yay i fed an admin
<Liten> :|
Wizard mutates into a gremlin

OH SHI-
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre




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